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CJam, 353 317 302301 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
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eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/[" an octopus"" a ""salad
bag
bar
bee
bow
boy
bra
dad
fax
gym
guy
hat
man
mom
pet"{N/\f{\+}~]}:F~[" after lunch"" naked"" ever""F~S["after forlunch""naked""ever""for ""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"Fm*m*mr0=dope"Fm*m*m*mr0=

CJam, 353 317 302 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/[" an octopus"" a ""salad
bag
bar
bee
bow
boy
bra
dad
fax
gym
guy
hat
man
mom
pet"{N/\f{\+}~]}:F~[" after lunch"" naked"" ever"" for ""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"Fm*m*mr0=

CJam, 353 317 301 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/[" an octopus"" a ""salad
bag
bar
bee
bow
boy
bra
dad
fax
gym
guy
hat
man
mom
pet"{N/\f{\+}~]}:F~S["after lunch""naked""ever""for ""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"Fm*m*m*mr0=
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Martin Ender
Martin Ender
  • 197.2k
  • 67
  • 447
  • 975

CJam, 353 317317 302 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/'a"n[" octopus
an salad
octopus"" a ""salad
bag
 bar
 bee
 bow
 boy
 bra
 dad
 fax
 gym
 guy
 hat
 man
 mom
 pet"Npet"{N/f+["after\f{\+}~]}:F~[" lunch""naked""ever""funafter lunch"" naked"" ever"" for ""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"N/"for "f{\+}~]m*{~S\++}:F%m*{F}%mr0=dope"Fm*m*mr0=

CJam, 353 317 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/'a"n octopus
 salad
 bag
 bar
 bee
 bow
 boy
 bra
 dad
 fax
 gym
 guy
 hat
 man
 mom
 pet"N/f+["after lunch""naked""ever""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"N/"for "f{\+}~]m*{~S\++}:F%m*{F}%mr0=

CJam, 353 317 302 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/[" an octopus"" a ""salad
bag
bar
bee
bow
boy
bra
dad
fax
gym
guy
hat
man
mom
pet"{N/\f{\+}~]}:F~[" after lunch"" naked"" ever"" for ""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"Fm*m*mr0=
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Martin Ender
Martin Ender
  • 197.2k
  • 67
  • 447
  • 975

CJam, 353353 317 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/"n'a"n octopus
 salad
 bag
 bar
 bee
 bow
 boy
 bra
 dad
 fax
 gym
 guy
 hat
 man
 mom
 pet"N/"after lunch
naked
ever
forf+["after funlunch""naked""ever""fun
for me
for you
for us
for tip
for gas
for cash
for air
for oil
for beer
for love
for food
for dope"N/m*"for "f{\+}~]m*{~S\++}%m*:F%m*{~" a"\++F}%mr0=

CJam, 353 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/"n octopus
 salad
 bag
 bar
 bee
 bow
 boy
 bra
 dad
 fax
 gym
 guy
 hat
 man
 mom
 pet"N/"after lunch
naked
ever
for fun
for me
for you
for us
for tip
for gas
for cash
for air
for oil
for beer
for love
for food
for dope"N/m*{~S\++}%m*{~" a"\++}%mr0=

CJam, 353 317 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

"Computers will never ""buy
cut
dry
eat
fax
get
pay
rob
see
sue
tax
tow
wax
win
code-golf
understand"N/'a"n octopus
 salad
 bag
 bar
 bee
 bow
 boy
 bra
 dad
 fax
 gym
 guy
 hat
 man
 mom
 pet"N/f+["after lunch""naked""ever""fun
me
you
us
tip
gas
cash
air
oil
beer
love
food
dope"N/"for "f{\+}~]m*{~S\++}:F%m*{F}%mr0=
Source Link
Martin Ender
Martin Ender
  • 197.2k
  • 67
  • 447
  • 975