## CJam, <s>353</s> 317 bytes

I'm using Falko's word list, for fairness, so that the only difference in golfing is due to the languages and not the content (I might change the word list if people start golfing the content as well).

    "Computers will never ""buy
    cut
    dry
    eat
    fax
    get
    pay
    rob
    see
    sue
    tax
    tow
    wax
    win
    code-golf
    understand"N/'a"n octopus
     salad
     bag
     bar
     bee
     bow
     boy
     bra
     dad
     fax
     gym
     guy
     hat
     man
     mom
     pet"N/f+["after lunch""naked""ever""fun
    me
    you
    us
    tip
    gas
    cash
    air
    oil
    beer
    love
    food
    dope"N/"for "f{\+}~]m*{~S\++}:F%m*{F}%mr0=