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GolfScript, 162 154 152152 144 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady"|"Shady":y". Yes, "i"the real ":r !y".\nAll
All you other "s y"s"|y"s are just imitating.\nSo
So, won't "r s y""!|y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l"
P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 154 152 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 154 152 144 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":|"Shady":y". Yes, "i"the real ":!y".
All you other "|y"s are just imitating.
So, won't "!|y" p""lease stand up":l"?
P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 154154 152 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""YesYes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 154 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 154 152 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l". P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162162 154 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease ":l"standstand up":u"l"?"n"P"l u""n"P"l". P"l u"P"l"."

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GolfScript, 162 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease ":l"stand up":u"?"n"P"l u". P"l u"."

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GolfScript, 162 154 bytes

"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease stand up":l"?"n"P"l". P"l"."

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