GolfScript, 162 bytes
"I'm ":i"Slim ":s"Shady":y". ""Yes, "i"the real ":r y".\nAll you other "s y"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't "r s y" p""lease ":l"stand up":u"?"n"P"l u". P"l u"."
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Added C++ syntax highlighting. It is not the correct language, but now it looks a lot more readable
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