Pyth - 71 CrackedCracked
Code
C-3P0: "Sir, the possibility,..."*
Han Solo: "Never Tell Me The Odds!"
Output
3720
Originally, George Lucas had Han interrupt C3-PO.*
**He called this his greatest idea since Jar-Jar.
Interesting note: despite all the changes that Pyth has gone through, there is still a valid answer here!
###Original
ts,*s,y30 l" : : i i Han Solo "eP-C"h"TsrhT
###Explanation
The remaining characters go on the next line. Pyth only interprets the first line of a file.
ts,
make a 2-tuple and get their sum -1.*
multiply:s,y30 l"..."
sum the 2-tuple containing 230 and the length of the string (18).eP-C"h"T
get the largest prime factor of h's ascii value minus 10 (47).srhT
get the sum of numbers from 0-10.
All in all, this basically just computes: (302+18)(47)+55-1. After reading @isaacg's answer I noticed there is an extremely simple solution:*h30tC"y"
which is 31120.
Updated
*h30tC"y" "-P:Sir, e possibilit,...
Han Solo: Never Tell Me The Odds!"
Still works even after all this time...
Sorry for poor explanation formatting, I don't know how to use spoiler blocks :S (@Sp3000 made it a bit nicer for you, though)
Now you can run Pyth online! Try it here. Thanks @isaacg :)