Cake Eater, Java
public class CakeEater{
public static void main(String[]args){
int a=Integer.parseInt(args[1]),b=Integer.parseInt(args[2]),c=Integer.parseInt(args[3]);
System.out.println((int)Math.min(a,((1.2+Math.random()*0.15)*a)/c));
}
}
It eats cake. That's about it.