Red Team - BouncerBot

function getDir(diff){
  return (diff < 0) ? -1 : ((diff > 0) ? 1 : 0);
}
function randInt(max){
  return Math.ceil(Math.random() * max);
}
var me = 29750;
var moves = [
  [4,3,3],
  [2,0,1],
  [5,5,6]
]; // Directions: -1 = up/left, 1 = down/right, 0 = none
if(x === 0){
  moves[0] = [3,3,3];
  moves[2] = [6,6,6];
} else if(x == 127){
  moves[0] = [4,4,4];
  moves[2] = [5,5,5];
}
for(var i in eNear){
  var xDiff = eNear[i].x - x,
      yDiff = eNear[i].y - y;
  if(xDiff >= -1 && xDiff <= 1 && yDiff >= -1 && yDiff <= 1){
    // If the enemy is directly adjacent, attack
    setMsg('');
    return moves[yDiff + 1][xDiff + 1];
  }
}
if(eNear.length > 0){
  var xDiff = eNear[0].x - x,
      yDiff = eNear[0].y - y;
  // If it can't attack, move toward the enemy.
  if(Math.abs(yDiff) == 2){
    if(xDiff >= -2 && xDiff <= 0) return 1;
    else if(xDiff == 2 || xDiff === 1) return 2;
  }
  return moves[getDir(yDiff) + 1][getDir(xDiff) + 1];
}
var msg = getMsg(me) || '',
    newDir = parseInt(msg);
if(msg === ''){
  newDir = randInt(4) + 2;
}
var isEndgame = move > 512;
     if(x === 0 || (isEndgame && x < 11)) newDir = (msg == 4) ? 3 : 6;
else if(x == 127 || (isEndgame && x > 116)) newDir = (msg == 3) ? 4 : 5;
else if((!isEndgame && y < 11) || y === 0) newDir = (msg == 4) ? 5 : 6;
else if((!isEndgame && y > 116) || y == 127) newDir = (msg == 5) ? 4 : 3;
if(newDir != msg) setMsg(newDir.toString());
return newDir;

My bot bounces from wall to wall (not exactly, so it covers different ground) looking for enemies. If it gets one in its range, it attacks, drags them toward a wall, and tries to take them out (think bouncer at a club).