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i,s,h,r,t="I'm ","Slim ","Shady","real ","stand up"
g="Please "+t+". "
print i+s+h+". Yes, "+i+"the "+r+h+".\nAll you other "+s+h+"s are just imitating.\nSo, won't the "+r+s+h+" please "+t+"?\n"+g+g
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