Brainetry, 141 bytes

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a b c d
a b c d e f g h
a b c d
a b c d e f g h
a b c
a b c d e f g h i
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a b c d
a b c
a b c d
a b c d e f g h i
a b
a b c d e f g

The code above is the golfed version of this program:

Hey, look,
I'm not even going
to try, ok? I will jvst write regvl@rly
@nd then svbstitvte the
letters yov do not w@nt me to vse.
Is this ok@y?
I re@lly hope yov do not mind. Other th@n
th@t, this
is @
f@irly st@nd@rd ch@llenge, I
jvst went online
@nd googled short w@ys
of gener@ting the const@nt 65 in br@infvck. Of covrse
I w@s
sent str@ight to the Esol@ngs web p@ge.