SOGL V0.12, 31 bytes
½ouiīZģ9Ο|ΧyΚ⅞ō÷Jeq(‚7‘ b,ŗ e,ŗ
The first input can't contain the letter b, which seems to leave a reasonable subset of ASCII (and unicode) left. 35 bytes with the restricted character being ")".
½ouiīZģ9Ο|ΧyΚ⅞ō÷Jeq(‚7‘ is a compressed string of "how much b would a be e if a be could e b?" (characters chosen so the required words are all in the dictionary), then b is replaced with the 1st input and e with the 2nd.