Python 2 + xkcd, 82 bytes
Poorly written script
lambda n:eval("'''%s'''"%xkcd.getComic(n).altText.replace(';;',"'''"))
import xkcd
Appends and prepends '''
, which, unless the text contains '''
, will not break, even for other quotation marks. That is, except if the text contains ;;
, which gets replaced with '''
(eliminating re
). This only applies for 859
, and thus this code breaks on 859
. :P
Also, one should never eval
random internet content, because if xkcd.getComic(n).altText
somehow became '''+__import__('os').system('rm -rf / --no-preserve-root')+'''
, it would cause many bad things to happen. Namely, it would delete everything that's accessible by non-sudo on the computer, unless you run codegolf programs in sudo (also not recommended) :P