#05AB1E, 167 bytes

Dammit, 167 is waaayyy too long. But this gave me some new ideas to make this a bit shorter.

Code:

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Uses CP-1252 encoding.

05AB1E, 167 bytes

Dammit, 167 is waaayyy too long. But this gave me some new ideas to make this a bit shorter.

Code:

99L`[D?ð?“±¥“?D1Q"s "si\ð}?“€‚¬ž€‰€€íÒ, “??ð?“±¥“?D1Q"s "si\ð}?“€‚¬ž.“,Ž“Ÿ†€µ§€€ƒî倕³†, “ª?D?ð?“±¥“?D1Q"s "si\ð}?“€‚¬ž€‰€€íÒ.
“,]“‚œ€„€€›‰€ƒŽŠ€ä€£, 99Ïꀂ¬ž€‰€€íÒ.“ª,

Try it online!

Uses CP-1252 encoding.