Joeasus, 29 27 bytes

trim'.C.BufflotongueTwister

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Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted to simulate an imaginary programming language named "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

One of the few facts given about Peq is that it has a "library of helpful constants" named CT, where, for example, CT.HW is Hello, World!. Luckily, it's not especially wedded to actually needing a period to access these constants, or to those constants making any sense themselves--unfortunately, I haven't been able to get anywhere with CT.Buffalobuffalo or the likes, and it seems almost necessary to egg it on with a trailing b to not just cough up a completely unrelated tongue twister (as is, the trailing b makes it quite prone to making something up about Buffalo Bill instead), but it's also possible to luck out and not need it!

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes.

Joeasus, 29 27 23 bytes

pp![BufflotongueTwister

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Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted with a minimal description of itself under the name "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes, and one of the few "ground truths" about the language is the presence of a "library of helpful constants" named CT--which in this case I can apparently just abbreviate to C.

Joeasus, 29 27 bytes

trim'.C.BufflotongueTwister

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-2 thanks to emanresu A

Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted to simulate an imaginary programming language named "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

One of the few facts given about Peq is that it has a "library of helpful constants" named CT, where, for example, CT.HW is Hello, World!. Luckily, it's not especially wedded to actually needing a period to access these constants, or to those constants making any sense themselves--unfortunately, I haven't been able to get anywhere with CT.Buffalobuffalo or the likes, and it seems almost necessary to egg it on with a trailing b to not just cough up a completely unrelated tongue twister (as is, the trailing b makes it quite prone to making something up about Buffalo Bill instead), but it's also possible to luck out and not need it!

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes.

Joeasus, 29 27 bytes

trim'.C.BufflotongueTwister

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-2 thanks to emanresu A

Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted to simulate an imaginary programming language named "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

One of the few facts given about Peq is that it has a "library of helpful constants" named CT, where, for example, CT.HW is Hello, World!. Luckily, it's not especially wedded to actually needing a period to access these constants, or to those constants making any sense themselves--unfortunately, I haven't been able to get anywhere with CT.Buffalobuffalo or the likes, and it seems almost necessary to egg it on with a trailing b to not just cough up a completely unrelated tongue twister (as is, the trailing b makes it quite prone to making something up about Buffalo Bill instead), but it's also possible to luck out and not need it!

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes.

Joeasus, 29 bytes

trim'.CTBuffalobTongueTwister

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Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted to simulate an imaginary programming language named "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

One of the few facts given about Peq is that it has a "library of helpful constants" named CT, where, for example, CT.HW is Hello, World!. Luckily, it's not especially wedded to actually needing a period to access these constants, or to those constants making any sense themselves--unfortunately, I haven't been able to get anywhere with CT.Buffalobuffalo or the likes, and it seems necessary to egg it on with a trailing b to not just cough up a completely unrelated tongue twister... as is, the trailing b makes it quite prone to making something up about Buffalo Bill instead.

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes.

Joeasus, 29 27 bytes

trim'.C.BufflotongueTwister

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-2 thanks to emanresu A

Joeasus is a joke programming language "interpreted" by the Llama 3 LLM, prompted to simulate an imaginary programming language named "Peq". It's often very bad at this, forgetting that it's supposed to be a programming language at all or refusing to bullshit functionality for various operators, not to mention it's virtually unusable outside Kolmogorov complexity challenges, but the bright side is that it can also hallucinate its way out of typos.

One of the few facts given about Peq is that it has a "library of helpful constants" named CT, where, for example, CT.HW is Hello, World!. Luckily, it's not especially wedded to actually needing a period to access these constants, or to those constants making any sense themselves--unfortunately, I haven't been able to get anywhere with CT.Buffalobuffalo or the likes, and it seems almost necessary to egg it on with a trailing b to not just cough up a completely unrelated tongue twister (as is, the trailing b makes it quite prone to making something up about Buffalo Bill instead), but it's also possible to luck out and not need it!

A previous solution I nearly posted was C.BufflobTongueTwisterNoPeriod for 30 bytes. Getting it to "programmatically" strip the trailing period is much harder than making it imagine the constant hardcoded that way, or at least without also surrounding the output with extraneous quotes.