Charcoal, 6565 59 bytes
≔Ma⁺Ma-ia hη⟦⁺ηii⟧Ｅ↨ＩΦθ›ι.²⁺ηײ§ouιＦ№θh⁺ײ⁺⟦i⟧Ｅ↨ＩΦθ‹.Ｅ⊟⪪θ鲧ouιＥΦθ№…θκ.⁺ηahaＦ№θ¦aha¿№θ-”(/◧êºcS﹪Ｚ↑Ｍ▶#↓
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≔Ma⁺Ma-ia hη
Get the string Ma-ia h into a variable as it is used several times.
⟦⁺ηii⟧
Output Ma-ia hii on its own line.
Ｅ↨ＩΦθ›ιh⁺ײ⁺⟦i⟧Ｅ↨ＩΦθ‹.²⁺ηײ§ouι鲧ouιＥΦθ№…θκ.¦aha
Remove non-digits from the input, convert from base 10 to base 2, and replace 0s with Ma-ia hooo and 1s with Ma-ia huuu.
Ｆ№θ.Ｅ⊟⪪θ.⁺ηaha
If the input contained a Prefix .i to the resulting list, then outputdouble the letters. Append Ma-ia hahaaha to the list for each digit after the . (if any), prepend Ma-ia h to each element of the list, and output the result.
Ｆ№θ¿№θ-”(/◧êºcS﹪Ｚ↑Ｍ▶#↓
If the input contained a - then output Vrei sa pleci dar using a compressed string.
If an extra Ma-ia hoo is acceptable for an input of 0, then for 55 bytes:
⁺Ma-ia h⁺ײ⪪⁺i⍘ＩΦθ‹.ιou¹ＥΦθ№…θκ.¦aha¿№θ-”(/◧êºcS﹪Ｚ↑Ｍ▶#↓
Attempt This Online! Link is to verbose version of code. Explanation: When converting 0 to a string base the version of Charcoal on TIO always returns 0 but the version of Charcoal on ATO returns the first character of the string. (For a numeric base conversion both versions would return an empty list.)