#Wolfram Language 1383 1226 bytes
Wolfram Language 1383 1226 bytes
EditDistance finds the Levenshtein distance between strings.
f@i_:=Sort[{i~EditDistance~#,#}&/@StringSplit[Uncompress@"1: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",{"\n"}]][[1,2]]
f["Ran*om for a *ead Man"]
"Ransom for a Dead Man"