Taxi, 224 222 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's: w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery: s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office: n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage: n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

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Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.

Taxi, 222 220 218 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's:w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery:s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office:n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage:n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted (producing 184 bytes) if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.

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Taxi, 224 222 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's: w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery: s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office: n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage: n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.

Taxi, 224 222 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's: w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery: s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office: n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage: n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

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Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.

#Taxi, 224 222 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's: w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery: s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office: n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage: n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.

Taxi, 224 222 bytes

Go to Heisenberg's: w 1 r, 3 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.Go to The Babelfishery: s 1 r, 1 l.Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.Go to Post Office: n, 1 l, 1 r.Go to Taxi Garage: n 1 r, 1 l, 1 r.

Prints a random number. The spec does not give any details on what number should be. The last statement can be omitted if you don't mind the code giving an error after printing the output.