Java 6 - 138 110 110106
Since the question says "golf you a quine", I took Steve P's quine and golfed it:
enum Q{X;{String s="enum Q{X;{String s=%c%s%c;Systems=%c%s%1$c;System.out.printf(s,34,s,34);}}";System.out.printf(s,34,s,34);}}
NoteWith credits to Trixie Wolf and Volune.
Note: you need to ignore stderr (e.g. 2>/dev/null)
For great good (and justice)!