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a[3],b;main(
){b=99+9;b+=
b<<8;b=b<<8|
97|4;b=b<<8|
64|8;a[0]=b;b=99
b=78+33<<8;b+9;b+=b<<8;b=b<<8|
+=87;b=b<<8|97|4;b=b<<8|64|8;a
35^3;b=b<<8|[3^3]=b;b=78+33<<8
64|47;a[1]=b;b+=87;b=b<<8|35^3
;b=97+3<<8;b;b=b<<8|64|47;a[5^
+=99+9;b=b<<4]=b;b=97+3<<8;b+=
8|66|48;a[2]99+9;b=b<<8|66|48;
=b;putsa[6^4]=b;puts(a);}
It satisfies all three requirements.