BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics.BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.examlpe.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, NYT Sat. Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming. "If you see scary things, look for the helpers-you'll always see people helping."-Fred Rogers

I think this describes how creative about describing myself I am.