519 votes

"Hello, World!"

Stuck, 0 bytes Well, can't get shorter than that... An empty program will output Hello, World! in Stuck.
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"Hello, World!"

PHP, 13 bytes Hello, World! Yes. It works. Try it online!
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"Hello, World!"

Brainfuck, 78 bytes Open-ended bounty: If anyone can improve this score, I will pass the bounty (+500) on to them. @KSab has found a 76 72 byte solution! ...
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Draw the national flag of Iceland

Python 3, 190 172 171 169 167 160 159 147 143 bytes Using PIL version 1.1.7 which has a deprecated but not removed offset method. ...
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"Hello, World!"

ArnoldC, 71 bytes IT'S SHOWTIME TALK TO THE HAND "Hello, World!" YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED Just for lols... Try it online!
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"Hello, World!"

Seed, 6016 4234 4203 bytes ...
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Build me a brick wall!

Trumpscript, 303 285 244 231 226 bytes ...
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"Hello, World!"

Mornington Crescent, 3614 3568 bytes Thanks to NieDzejkob for saving 46 bytes by using shorter line names. ...
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In Honor of Adam West

Wordfuck, 5761 2686 bytes I guess using his name as a source code gets Adam West some honor. ...
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"Hello, World!"

brainfuck, 72 bytes ...
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"Hello, World!"

evil, 70 bytes aeeeaeeewueuueweeueeuewwaaaweaaewaeaawueweeeaeeewaaawueeueweeaweeeueuw Try it online! It uses the following four commands: ...
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Convert 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 to "one", "two", "three", etc

Python 2, 64 print' ottffssennwhoiieiieoruvxvgn ere ehe e nt'[input()::9] This is what the string looks like with some extra whitespace (try reading vertically)...
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Print 0 to 100 without 1-9 characters

R, 9 bytes F:volcano Try it online! The sequence operator : coerces its arguments to integers. ...
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A keyboard so real you can almost TASTE it

V, 189, 179, 175, 164, 161, 157, 155, 149, 145, 141, 135 bytes ...
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Sing Happy Birthday to your favourite programming language

LOLCODE: 109 (105 with "correct" spelling) LOLCODE is not a great language for golfing, especially since you lose all the beauty and expressiveness when shortening the code. ...
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Draw the national flag of Iceland

x86 real-mode machine code for DOS COM, 69 65 63 62 bytes The code is meant to be executed as a DOS COM executable. Special thanks meden, saved four bytes. meden, saved two bytes and removed the ...
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113 votes

Print a Tabula Recta!

Vim, 25 23 bytes :h<_↵jjYZZP25@='Ypx$p'↵ Where is the Return key. ...
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1, 2, Fizz, 4, Buzz

Hexagony, 91 bytes Thanks for the bounty :) Wow, I would never have imagined I could beat Martin’s Hexagony solution. But—who would have thunk it—I got it done. After several days of failure because ...
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Draw the ☣ (Biohazard Symbol)

T-SQL, 442 441 426 355 349 344 bytes ...
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Bake a slice of Pi

MATL, 70 68 67 bytes '()'12:)l10:&<toYP43Y$51hb(!10Xy'\::\'FFhZ++'|'3$Yc'||\'3:(95'Zd'o( Try it online! Explanation What a mess. But hey, there's a ...
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1, 2, Fizz, 4, Buzz

Python 2, 56 bytes i=0;exec"print i%3/2*'Fizz'+i%5/4*'Buzz'or-~i;i+=1;"*100 Try it online!
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"Hello, World!"

Haystack, 17 Bytes Haystack is a 2D programming language that executes until it finds the needle in the haystack |, all while performing stack-based operations. ...
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Unfolding the Hexagony source code

Hexagony, 271 bytes I present to you, the first 3% of a Hexagony self-interpreter... ...
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Sing Happy Birthday to your favourite programming language

Mathematica- barcode birthday wishes--way too many bytes This prints the verses and reads them aloud. Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday Dear Mathematica Happy Birthday to You ...
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"Hello, World!"

Piet, 90 codels This is a 30 by 3 image. Alternatively, at codel size 10: The uses a 3-high layout so that I only need to pointer once. If this is still golfable I could probably shave at most ...
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Diagonal Alphabet

Charcoal, 2 bytes ↘β Try it online! How? β - the lowercase alphabet ↘ - direction Exactly the kind of challenge for ...
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89 votes

Output Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Buffalo, 2711 2571 2517 2447 bytes It takes 342 buffalo to make 8 buffalo?! Yep, you herd that right. ...
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When do I get my sandwich?

Python 2, 38 30 28 bytes lambda S:`6793**164`[len(S)] Try it online! Unfortunately still one byte longer than the best Python 2 answer thus far; though not ...
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85 votes

Output programming language name

Outputs to STDERR Outputting to STDERR is now at +33/-21 as an allowed default, which is positive but contested. This is a CW answer to collect answers that just invoke an error in a language where ...
84 votes

Print a 10 by 10 grid of asterisks

Brainfuck, 47 bytes ++++++++++[->++++>+>+<<<]>++>[-<..........>>.<] Try it online! ...
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