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Build me a brick wall!

Trumpscript, 303 285 244 231 226 bytes ...
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In Honor of Adam West

Wordfuck, 5761 2686 bytes I guess using his name as a source code gets Adam West some honor. ...
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125 votes
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A keyboard so real you can almost TASTE it

V, 189, 179, 175, 164, 161, 157, 155, 149, 145, 141, 135 bytes ...
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It took me a lot of time to make this, pls like. (YouTube Comments #1)

brainfuck, 32 bytes ,[[<]>[.>]++++++++++.,[>>]<[-]<] Try it online! The same loop is used for both halves of the pattern. Explanation: <...
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"KNOT" or "NOT"?

Python 3, 457 316 306 bytes ...
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Bake a slice of Pi

MATL, 70 68 67 bytes '()'12:)l10:&<toYP43Y$51hb(!10Xy'\::\'FFhZ++'|'3$Yc'||\'3:(95'Zd'o( Try it online! Explanation What a mess. But hey, there's a ...
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Loading... Forever

HTML/CSS, 183 180 163 161 160 147 143 bytes a{display:inline-flex;overflow:hidden;width:1ch}c{animation:c 1s steps(4)infinite}@keyframes c{to{margin:0-4ch <...
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In Honor of Adam West

Python, 530 529 528 524 bytes ...
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It was just a bug

Python 2, 59 57 56 55 bytes i=8;exec"print(' '*abs(i)).join('1234567890');i-=1;"*17 Try it online! @Leaky Nun helped golfing this a lot, @Praind ...
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"As a child, I was told Spiders felt no emotion."

Arnold C, 1257 1261 1256 1233 bytes ...
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Loading... Forever

Vim, 43, 41 bytes qqSLoading... |<esc>:sl250m r/@:r-@:r\@:@qq@q Two bytes saved thanks to @Udioica! Here's a (slightly outdated) animation of it happening in ...
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Build a sandpile

R, 378 343 297 291 bytes As usually, the user supplies his/her input via scan() (I already used the variable t, so let us take <...
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It took me a lot of time to make this, pls like. (YouTube Comments #1)

JavaScript (ES6), 36 bytes f=([c,...r],s=` `)=>c?s+f(r,s+c)+s:s Try it online! Commented ...
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55 votes
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Is my prison secure?

Snails, 13 bytes !(t\P(o\ ),o~ Try it online! Prints 0 for insecure prisons and the size of the input's bounding box for ...
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This isn't rocket science

Excel VBA, 142 179 175 160 155 bytes Instruction: Set the worksheet of Excel where cell A1 is input and column C as the output. Set the text alignment in column C to center. Write and run the ...
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Confirm the Illuminati

Vim, 40 bytes -2 bytes thanks to DJMcMayhem 9i_|␛r\I/␛qqYPxR /␛q8@qr^4jhR/o\␛jr/2hr\ You can see it in action in this GIF made using Lynn's python script
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It took me a lot of time to make this, pls like. (YouTube Comments #1)

05AB1E (legacy),  4  3 bytes Crossed out &nbsp;4&nbsp; is no longer 4 :) η.∊ Try it online or verify all test cases. ...
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50 votes

Make me a square!

Carrot, 11 bytes ### # # ### Try it online! The program is in caret-mode, where #s are replaced with the input.
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49 votes
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Build me a brick wall!

APL, 12 bytes 10 70⍴'_|__' Output: ...
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In Honor of Adam West

Jelly, 44 bytes “¡©İ'¹!ðkW>ṅṙẏṙlœf:ߌÆ@Ƥ’b25o99Jx$ị⁾ *s25ŒBY Try it online! How it works “¡©İ'¹!ðkW>ṅṙẏṙlœf:ߌÆ@Ƥ’ ...
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Help my maniacal wife decorate our Christmas tree

C# 226 221 Bytes Saved 5 Bytes thanks to @Mukul Kumar and @aloisdg Golfed: ...
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This challenge uses the '+' character

Charcoal, 5 bytes P+×+N Try it online!
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Snowman Bowling

Snowman 1.0.2, 157 bytes ...
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Happy Birthday V!

MATL, 21 14 bytes MATL wishes V a happy birthday! tnEXyY+c3MZvZ) Try it online! Explanation Consider the input 'Hello' ...
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45 votes

Negative of an ASCII photo

Python 3, 31 bytes lambda s:s.translate(9*"# \n ") Try it online! How The 9*"# \n " is a string that has a ...
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44 votes

Draw an asterisk triangle

Vim, 8 bytes o <Esc><C-V>{r*J Takes input in the readahead buffer, so if input is 15, you would type that and then the code above. This is a silly ...
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Let us play the ocarina

Funciton, 4322 − 50% = 2161 Not really trying to golf here. Going more for the beauty angle. I think the main program looks really neat, a perfect rectangular box tucked away on the right. As always,...
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43 votes

Print the Stack Exchange favicon

Operation Flashpoint scripting language, 263 195 bytes ...
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i love yOu i lOve you i love yOu!

Jelly, 41 40 35 33 bytes Thanks to @Dennis for making the end ṖṖCG! (complement C = 1-x in ...
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