We all know that if you google the word "google" it will break the internet. Your task is to create a function that accepts one string and returns its length, in the fewest possible Unicode characters. However, if the given string is `google` (lowercase), it will cause an error. For example, `g('bing')` will return `4` but `g('google')` will cause an error. Please provide an example of usage, and the error if possible.