# Python 3, 55 (bonus 67)

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    # 55 bytes, H(X)=3.72, Based on bitpwner's 66. "Mix dog and cat fur."
    i=0;print("Mdacfionauxgdtr"[i::5],end=" ."[i>3]);i+=1;i

    # 67 bytes, H(X)=4.28. "Thanks for supporting Python development."
    q=b"qx!%%0077C";a,b,*q=q;print((str(credits)*2)[49:][a:b],end='');q

    # 60 bytes, H(X) = 3.51. "Fix the bed old pal"
    s="Fixthebedoldpal";a,b,c,*s=s;print(a+b+c,end='. '[s>[]]);s

You mean it wraps around?