# [Thotpatrol](https://esolangs.org/wiki/Thotpatrol), 907 bytes

    📡JACKING IN📡
    💦DM💦 THAUGHTY ALLIE 
    💦DM💦 THAUGHTY LAURA 
    💦DM💦 THOTTY KATY 
    💦DM💦 THOTTY MARINA
    💦DM💦 THAUGHTY KATE 
    ALLIE 🍑📧 ©ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZY©
    KATY  🍑📧 ™0™
    MARINA 🍑📧 ™0™
    ❤PRIME ASSETS❤ MARINA 🤛 ™25™
    LAURA 🍑📧 ©©
    KATY  🍑📧 ™0™
    ❤PRIME ASSETS❤ KATY 🤛 ™25™
    😎BRIEF😎 KATY 👈 MARINA
    KATE 🍑📧 ALLIE 🔎 MARINA
    LAURA 🍑📧 LAURA REDACTED KATE
    🔇DEBRIEF🔇
    😎BRIEF😎 KATY 🤜 MARINA
    KATE 🍑📧 ALLIE 🔎 KATY
    LAURA 🍑📧 LAURA REDACTED KATE
    🔇DEBRIEF🔇
    KATY 🍑📧 KATY 👏 ™1™
    🎧INTERCEPT MALIGNANT COMMUNICATIONS🎧
    🕵 🍑📧 LAURA REDACTED ©
    ©
    MARINA 🍑📧 MARINA 👏 ™1™
    🎧INTERCEPT MALIGNANT COMMUNICATIONS🎧
    NAUGHTY THAUGHTY ALLIE
    NAUGHTY THOTTY KATY
    NAUGHTY THAUGHTY KATE
    NAUGHTY THOTTY MARINA
    🇺🇸REPORT UNPATRIOTIC ACTIVITY🇺🇸

I challenge others to optimize this further. Thotpatrol is not an efficiency-friendly language.


Link to interpreter: https://github.com/MindyGalveston/thotpatrol-