The challenge:

> Generate a random sequence of numbers. The only input should be the length of the sequence. 

> Extra internet points for pure-functional solutions.

<sup>Note: This is a [tag:code-trolling] question. Please do not take the question and/or answers seriously. More information [here][1].</sup>

  [1]: http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/tags/code-trolling/info "Rules"