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There are a lot more and much better answers from when I first saw this, but I did waste a lot of time on my python script so I am going to post it any way, it would be awesome to see suggestions to further shorten it,
s="WeC nFstrangers=loJ;4rules9sFdFI.A full commitment'sLhatBKink<of;LHldn't get Kis from any:guy&!#.AE if8 ask me+Don't >me y2bliE=see.!!%%$$.#&!!!"
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print s

After seeing ugoren's answer I tried to compress the program itself in a couple of naive ways, but I guess I have no idea how to compress a string by hand (i.e. not using zlib etc.)

Edit: I am not done squeezing it yet

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