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( say `first hello by sp3000` )
( harp hahs
 ( pink shark )
 ( is `chars` )
 ( hash `chars` )
 ( harks `snap exit crew` )
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( hiss
 ( chain crude typo )
 ( hi scrap )
 ( brrr yaws )
 ( skips ads )
 ( ship arks )
 ( raps paths )
 ( abs six )
 ( that happy tax )
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( hairspray aspirin
 ( fix nappies world )
 ( herrings are red )
 ( which sappy dry shirts irk )
 ( chaps pass crane exam )
 ( puts `uryyb jbeyq` )
 ( mock arch )
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( bark
 ( harsh hippy apps )
 ( tap chias )
 ( spirit say anarchy )
 ( eat pudding now )
 ( charity yay yay )
 ( sparky spiral )
 ( hip hip `happily` )
 ( shabby aid )
 ( fig crave seed )
 ( spared pugs )
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