## PHP ##

    <?php
      $fh=fopen('http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends/widget?pn=p1&tn=30','r');;
      while($s=fgets($fh))$data.=$s;
      fclose($fh);
      preg_match_all("/widget-title-in-list'>(.+?)</",$data,$m);
      $q=urlencode($m[1][array_rand($m[1])]);
      $fh=fopen("http://www.google.com/search?q=$q&btnI=1",'r');
      while(!preg_match('/[A-Z]([\w,]+ ){3,}[\w, ]+?\./',fgets($fh),$m));
      fclose($fh);
      echo$m[0];

This fetches the 30 most trending google searches, performs an "I Feel Lucky" search, and then displays the first sentence from that page with at least 3 words.

Examples:

_"She was considered a medal favourite in the event."_

_"Kate graduated from high school a year early."_

_"April 15, 2014, to promote compliance with the policy on biographies of living people."_

_"On behalf of Bryan, we, his family, would like to thank everyone for the  outpouring of love, prayers and support."_

_"This article is about the American basketball player."_

_"Sorry, your browser either has JavaScript disabled or does not have any supported player."_