5 of 5 added 249 characters in body

Gol><>, 36 bytes

":P}r6&56F:M}F0ss|&:P&Roao{|;Nooooo!

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an even younger version, 36 bytes

":P}r6&56F:M}R` &:P&Fo|ao{|;Noooooo!

I feel so close to getting it one line shorter, grrrr....

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even younger version, 36 bytes

"r2ss6&56F:M}R` &:P&Fo|ao{|;what????

This one's code is smaller, but it still comes out to the same amount sadly, the comment takes up the remainder of the space.

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slightly younger version, 36 bytes

"r2ss156F:M}F` o|:PP}Fo|ao{{|;Wowza!

Wowza! Heh, I just used that to fill some space, but the program works, to golf down, I used a few prepushed values rather than using variables!

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Older version, 42 bytes

"r2ss0V_~6:&F&:M&F` o|_PPV_Fo|ao|;empty...

This has a trailing newline, and has more chars than i would like...

I'm going to be golfing this severely...

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