In J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, this phrase is on the cover of each book.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie
What you have to do
Use the Stack Exchange API (or
codegolf.stackexchange.com/users, or the Stack Exchange Data Explorer) and find the two users with the highest scores in code-golf, the newest user, and highest-reputation user with only negatively scored code-golf post.
Then, you must insert these usernames into the following text:
Three Golfs for the <highest-scored code-golf user>-king under the sky, Seven for the <second-highest-scored code-golf user>-lord in their halls of stone, Nine for the Mortal <newest user> doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord <highest reuptation user with only negative scored code-golf posts> In the land of Golfdor, where the Golfers lie One Golf to rule them all, One Golf to find them, One Golf to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Golfdor, where the Golfers lie
You must insert the four usernames you found into the text in the angle-brackets.
- This is code-golf so the shortest code wins.
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