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Write a program that outputs the lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer, in as few bytes as possible.

Lyrics:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

....

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Rules:

  • Your program must log to STDOUT or an acceptable alternative, or be returned from a function (with or without a trailing newline).
  • Your program must be a full, runnable program or function.
  • Languages specifically written to submit a 0-byte answer to this challenge are allowed, just not particularly interesting.

    Note that there must be an interpreter so the submission can be tested. It is allowed (and even encouraged) to write this interpreter yourself for a previously unimplemented language.

  • This is different from the output by HQ9+ or 99. Any answers written in these languages will be deleted.

As this is a catalog challenge, this is not about finding the language with the shortest solution for this (there are some where the empty program does the trick) - this is about finding the shortest solution in every language. Therefore, no answer will be marked as accepted.

Catalogue

The Stack Snippet at the bottom of this post generates the catalogue from the answers a) as a list of shortest solution per language and b) as an overall leaderboard.

To make sure that your answer shows up, please start your answer with a headline, using the following Markdown template:

## Language Name, N bytes

where N is the size of your submission. If you improve your score, you can keep old scores in the headline, by striking them through. For instance:

## Ruby, <s>104</s> <s>101</s> 96 bytes

If there you want to include multiple numbers in your header (e.g. because your score is the sum of two files or you want to list interpreter flag penalties separately), make sure that the actual score is the last number in the header:

## Perl, 43 + 2 (-p flag) = 45 bytes

You can also make the language name a link which will then show up in the snippet:

## [><>](http://esolangs.org/wiki/Fish), 121 bytes

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    \$\begingroup\$ Whoever closevoted this, the other one is a popularity contest... \$\endgroup\$ – TheDoctor Nov 18 '15 at 15:19
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    \$\begingroup\$ This is a subtask of the Create an HQ9+ Interpreter golf. \$\endgroup\$ – Geobits Nov 18 '15 at 15:25
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    \$\begingroup\$ @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I haven't VTCd it yet, still deciding how I feel about that. Either way, I think some answers (or snippets from them) from the other can be directly copy/pasted while remaining competitive, which is a usual test for dupe-ness. \$\endgroup\$ – Geobits Nov 18 '15 at 15:54
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    \$\begingroup\$ Note that quartata had already sandboxed a 99BB catalog several weeks ago and was planning to post it. \$\endgroup\$ – Alex A. Nov 18 '15 at 17:07
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    \$\begingroup\$ @GamrCorps Please do not unnecessarily change the rules after the challenge has started. None of the characters in the output should be optional. \$\endgroup\$ – feersum Nov 18 '15 at 18:42

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Plain TeX (237 characters)

\input tikz\let~\def~\1#1{ bottle#1 of beer}~\7{~ on the wall}~\9#1#2{\def~{ #1\1#2}Take one down and pass it around,\7.\bigskip\par\7,~.\par}~~{ 99\1s}\7,~.\par\foreach\2in{98,...,2}{\9\2s}{\91 }Go to the store and buy some more,\7.\bye

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Any Comments Appreciated

Please help me golf this code to an unhealthy extent.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ @AdHocGarfHunter Would you want to accept a challenge? Do you want to find out whether you can minify this further down? \$\endgroup\$ – Joe85AC Jun 5 at 14:53
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