Help me get a date for Homecoming [duplicate]

Question

My school has its Homecoming dance next week, and there's someone in mind I want to ask. But I don't want to ask her the normal way. I want to send her a program that prints "Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me?" However, if I just send her print"Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me?", it'll be way too obvious. That's where CG.SE comes in.

I only know how to send that message in languages that make it really easy to recognize what the message says. I need some help obfuscating the message.

Your program should take no input to STDIN and print Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me? to STDOUT.

This is popularity-contest, meaning that I will use the code with the most upvotes. Note that the programming language MUST have an online interpreter that can run the program in order to be considered. My message to her will be a link to the interpreter with or without code she needs to copy and paste in.

Preferably, the code submitted should not look anything like the intended message.

If she says yes, I will also make a programming challenge in your honor.

Thank you very much for helping.

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The winner will be picked on Sunday, October 18 at approximately 9:00 PM EST.

Answer 1

Javascript

I'll help you, even if the comment section is calling this challenge lame.

Base64 Version

atob("UmFjaGVsLCB3aWxsIHlvdSBnbyB0byBIb21lY29taW5nIHdpdGggbWU/")

If you plan on using this one, make sure your person of interest is not using IE<10...

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Not-the-Readable-Chars-You're-Looking-For Version

unescape(escape("𤡡𨱨𩑬𛀠𭱩𫁬𘁹𫱵𘁧𫰠𭁯𘁈𫱭𩑣𫱭𪑮𩰠𭱩𭁨𘁭𩐿").replace(/uD./g,''))

This should be pretty obfuscated.

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Done with the help of this obfuscator. Great thing about this one is that your date can only press "OK" (meaning that you have a guaranteed "Yes"!).

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Good luck getting your date!