# Help me get a date for Homecoming [duplicate]

My school has its Homecoming dance next week, and there's someone in mind I want to ask. But I don't want to ask her the normal way. I want to send her a program that prints "Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me?" However, if I just send her print"Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me?", it'll be way too obvious. That's where CG.SE comes in.

I only know how to send that message in languages that make it really easy to recognize what the message says. I need some help obfuscating the message.

Your program should take no input to STDIN and print Rachel, will you go to Homecoming with me? to STDOUT.

This is , meaning that I will use the code with the most upvotes. Note that the programming language MUST have an online interpreter that can run the program in order to be considered. My message to her will be a link to the interpreter with or without code she needs to copy and paste in.

Preferably, the code submitted should not look anything like the intended message.

If she says yes, I will also make a programming challenge in your honor.

Thank you very much for helping.

The winner will be picked on Sunday, October 18 at approximately 9:00 PM EST.

## marked as duplicate by Alex A.Oct 13 '15 at 0:48

• If you're actually asking somekne to a dance, tbh it sounds really lame if she asks, "how long did it take you to make this" and you respond "I challenged the internet to code me this" – lirtosiast Oct 12 '15 at 21:48
• "The winner will be the program that it think looks the most obfuscated." That's not an objective winning criterion. – Alex A. Oct 12 '15 at 21:54
• Is the girl into computer science and programming? If not, she'll probably think this is lame. Honestly, the best way to ask someone to (a) dance is just to ask her in person... Especially for homecoming. Many people prefer or pre-arrange to go in a group of friends. It's better not to do a fancy setup just to ask someone. – mbomb007 Oct 12 '15 at 21:58
• While this question has an objective has now an objective winning criterion, I think it is too similar to Weirdest obfuscated "Hello World!" and Produce an unexpected word. – Dennis Oct 12 '15 at 22:56
• This is just begging for a beatnik answer, good question or not. – MickyT Oct 13 '15 at 0:18

# Javascript

I'll help you, even if the comment section is calling this challenge lame.

### Base64 Version

atob("UmFjaGVsLCB3aWxsIHlvdSBnbyB0byBIb21lY29taW5nIHdpdGggbWU/")


If you plan on using this one, make sure your person of interest is not using IE<10...

unescape(escape("𤡡𨱨𩑬𛀠𭱩𫁬𘁹𫱵𘁧𫰠𭁯𘁈𫱭𩑣𫱭𪑮𩰠𭱩𭁨𘁭𩐿").replace(/uD./g,''))


This should be pretty obfuscated.

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