Python, 108 chars
Python was not made for this challenge. Wanna
print? That's reserved. Well, how about we use
stdout? Well, that's gonna cost an
import... you guessed it, reserved. Well... I'm on unix, so I can open up the file descriptor 1, which happens to be stdout. Hack!
Man, and iteration? Nothing but
eval. No loops, of course, but we can't even define a function with
lambda. And to add insult to injury, we can't even use list comprehension! I always look for an excuse to use things like
map(p.__mod__,...) in code golf... comprehension is always better. Until now, that is.
Now, you might complain that
exec is a keyword, even though I didn't use the keyword (I didn't even
exec). Well, here's a 117-character solution which doesn't use