Brainfuck, 2766 bytes (currently invalid)
Just because. I'll add an ungolfed version later.
Code
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Pseudocode
loop
get a random byte
until random byte is >2 and <21
point to byte
[
output "Loves me..."
decrease byte by 1
if byte is 0
output "<3"
exit
eif
output "Loves me not..."
decrease byte by 1
]
output "</3"
Sample
When run, the program enters an interactive session waiting for input. Input should be a number. This number is used as a seed.
Seed: 1 (random number is 5, takes 218,168,042 operations)
1
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
<3
Seed: 3 (random number is 20, takes 463,253,048 operations)
3
Loves me...
Loves me not...
(...)
Loves me...
Loves me not...
</3
I'd suggest that you do not seed with 6
, as it takes 2,105,900,375
iterations to compute the result :).
Compiling / Running
You need a fast interpreter for this. No online interpreter I've tested could handle the execution speed. The ips (iterations per second) should be more than 100,000,000
. So I came up with another solution.
This is a Brainfuck to C compiler written in Brainfuck. You can use any online interpreter to transpile my code to pure C. I suggest using brainfuck.tk. Paste my code in the stdin input, past this code in the code input:
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Download the source and compile it:
gcc.exe -c main.c -o main.o
gcc.exe main.o -o loveme.exe
You can also run a copy of the C code online here: via. CodingGround.
Optimizations
There is still some work to do, but the cell re-use is almost optimal.
Remarks
You can use words or phrases as a seed:
Programming Puzzles & Code Golf
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
Loves me not...
Loves me...
<3
[3, 20)
) or 3 up to including 20 ([3, 20]
)? \$\endgroup\$