As a little joke in the office someone wanted a script that randomly picks a name, and said person will make a round of drinks.
Let's call the people John, Jeff, Emma, Steve and Julie.
I thought it would be funny to make a script that seems random at a quick glance, but actually always gives the same person as the output (Up to you who you choose).
Highest voted answer wins after a week
And the winner is....
Paul R with (currently) 158 votes.
The answers here are great, and if anyone else has any other ideas what haven't been posted yet, please add them, I love reading through them.