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Create the shortest possible obfuscated program that displays the text "Hello World".

In order to be considered an obfuscated program, it must meet at least two of the following requirements:

  • Does not contain the characters: h, l, w and d in any case
  • Does not contain the characters: e, o, r, 0, and 1 in any case
  • Does not contain the characters: 2 or 7

Input:
none

Output:
Hello World

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  • 6
    \$\begingroup\$ I guess import in python is not permitted. \$\endgroup\$ – Alexandru Feb 1 '11 at 0:07
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    \$\begingroup\$ Does these rules apply to language keywords as well? \$\endgroup\$ – hallvabo Feb 1 '11 at 13:04
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    \$\begingroup\$ are those case insensitive restrictions? \$\endgroup\$ – oenone Aug 4 '11 at 14:22
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    \$\begingroup\$ Could someone explain why 2 and 7 are not allowed? I'm just curious as I don't see why those were chosen in particular. \$\endgroup\$ – Thomas Eding Aug 5 '11 at 23:01
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    \$\begingroup\$ @trinithis, and others, ASCII character 72 is "H" which is why I chose those two \$\endgroup\$ – Kevin Brown Sep 18 '11 at 23:18

121 Answers 121

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Javascript 54

(Violates only rule 3)

c="c\x6fnst\x72uct\x6f\x72",f=""[c][c],f("a\x6c\x65\x72t(\"\x48\x65\x6c\x6c\x6f \x57\x6f\x72\x6c\x64\")")()

Test if any character of rule 1,2 contained

/[hlwdeor01]/ig.test('c="c\\x6fnst\\x72uct\\x6f\\x72",f=""[c][c],f("a\\x6c\\x65\\x72t(\\"\\x48\\x65\\x6c\\x6c\\x6f \\x57\\x6f\\x72\\x6c\\x64\\")")()') // false

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~-~!, 191

Not the shortest but there's no entry in this language:

'=~~~:''=~~~~:'''=~~~~~:@~~,'',',':@''',''',''+~:@'',',',':@'',',',':@''',''',''+<''',~~+~>:@'','',~~:@'',~~,<''',~~>+'+'':@''',''',''+<''',~~+~>:@''',''',''+<<'+''>,~~>:@'',',',':@''',''',''

Note it's untested due to the unimplemented state of ~-~!

Doesn't break any of the rules.

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Smalltalk (18 characters):

"C`ggjRjmg_"rot:5

Note: Between the two words, there's a non-printable character (escape - ASCII character 27).

It only breaks rule 2.

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JSFuck - 18511 chars (so small)

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T-SQL, 75

PRINT RTRIM(0x48656C6C6F+CAST(CAST(35559904013411+1AS BIGINT)AS BINARY(6)))

Try the SELECT version in SQL Server 2008 here.

This code thoroughly violates rule #2. It uses hex ASCII values implicitly cast into a varchar type to adhere to rule #1. I had to use the decimal representation of the hex number representing the last six characters to get around rule #3.

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TinyMUSH, 23

This entry violates rule #2.

\encrypt(Fcjjm}Umpjb,")
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k4/q (20)

meets all rules

valid as either k4 or q

"c"$"Qnuux)`x{um"-9f

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APL (NARS200 dialect), 154 character

((⍵⍴⍨∆+⌊√⍵)⊤⌈⍺+○∆×⍺*⍙)\⎕AV[⍙-⍨⍵+(+/⍳∆-⍙-⍺)+,⍵⌽(⍺×⍙),⍙⌽((⍵×⍳⍺)+(⍺⍴⍺+⍺)⊤⌊○(⍺×⍺)+∆*⍙),[÷⍺]((⍵+⍺×⍺)+(⍺⍴⍵-⍨⍺×⍺)⊤⌈(((∆←+/⍳⍺)*⍵+⍙)÷!⍙)-⍺*⍙)-⍙*(⍵-⍙←+/⍳⍵←√⍺)+⍳⍺←4]

(However, this outputs HELLO WORLD)

One character shorter than marinus' APL approach, and it only uses a single digit, and two (English) letters.

I wrote this originally in Jan 2012, but just searched for 'obfuscated hello world' today :-)

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Commodore 64 Basic, 22 21 characters

3?C|(6+8)"|─└└┌ ○┌_└‾

PETSCII substitutions: = SHIFT+D, = SHIFT+E, | = SHIFT+H, = SHIFT+L, = SHIFT+O, _ = SHIFT+R = SHIFT+W

The Commodore 64 has two default character sets, the "unshifted" set it boots up in (uppercase letters, numbers, and a wide range of box-drawing and graphical characters), and the "shifted" set (lowercase letters, uppercase letters, numbers, and a smaller set of box-drawing and graphical characters). Printing character 14 switches the display from "unshifted" set (which I wrote the program in) into the "shifted" set.

This program meets all three requirements.

Edit: In attempting to write a sorted "hello world", I discovered that the end quote is optional. Golfed off a character.

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Pip, 49 bytes

(Not officially competing, since language is newer than question.)

Follows all three rules.

C[--t*--tt+3Jiy:9*J,3yx:#3X3t*4++86xx+3y(TBt)@<3]

The basic strategy is generating a list of all the character codes and converting them with C.

  • --t*--t: No undefined behavior here! Subexpressions are evaluated left to right, so this is equivalent to 9*8, or 72.
  • t+3Ji: Since we decremented t in the previous step, t+3 is 11. Numbers are strings and strings are numbers in Pip, so we then join the characters on i (preinitialized to 0): 101.
  • y:9*J,3: Unary , creates a range, equivalent to [0 1 2]. J joins it into 012. 9*12 = 108. Store it in y for future use.
  • Repeat y.
  • x:#3X3: # is the unary length operator, and X is string repetition, so this boils down to (length of "3") repeated 3 times, or 111. Store it in x because we'll use it twice.
  • t*4: 32.
  • ++86: It's perfectly legal to increment literal values in Pip (though the number itself doesn't change). If you use the -w flag, it will give you a warning, though. 87.
  • x from earlier.
  • x+3: 114.
  • y from earlier.
  • (TBt)@<3: TB converts to a specified base when given two arguments; when given one, as here, it converts to binary. So we get 82 = 1000; then we slice the first three characters, for 100.

C applies memberwise to the list, resulting in a list of single-character strings. By default, Pip outputs lists by concatenating their items together without delimiters; so when this expression is auto-printed at the end of the program, the result is... Hello World.

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www = ~[];

www = {
  WHAKWHAKWHAK:++www,
  comcomcomcom:(![] + "")[www],
  WHAKWHAKcom:++www,
  comWHAKcomWHAK:(![] + "")[www],
  WHAKcomWHAK:++www,
  comWHAKcomcom:({} + "")[www],
  comcomWHAKcom:(www[www] + "")[www],
  WHAKcomcom:++www,
  comcomcomWHAK:(!"" + "")[www],
  comWHAKWHAK:++www,
  comWHAKcom:++www,
  comcomWHAKWHAK:({} + "")[www],
  comcomWHAK:++www,
  comcomcom:++www,
  comWHAKWHAKWHAK:++www,
  comWHAKWHAKcom:++www
};

www.comWHAK = (www.comWHAK = www + "")[www.comWHAKcom] + (www.WHAKcom = www.comWHAK[www.WHAKWHAKcom]) + (www.comcom = (www.com + "")[www.WHAKWHAKcom]) + (!www + "")[www.WHAKcomcom] + (www.WHAKWHAK = www.comWHAK[www.comcomWHAK]) + (www.com = (!"" + "")[www.WHAKWHAKcom]) + (www.WHAK = (!"" + "")[www.WHAKcomWHAK]) + www.comWHAK[www.comWHAKcom] + www.WHAKWHAK + www.WHAKcom + www.com;

www.comcom = www.com + (!"" + "")[www.WHAKcomcom] + www.WHAKWHAK + www.WHAK + www.com + www.comcom;

www.com = www.WHAKWHAKWHAK[www.comWHAK][www.comWHAK];

www.com(www.com(www.comcom + '"' + www.comcomWHAKcom + www.WHAKcom + www.comcomWHAKWHAK + www.WHAK + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comWHAKcom + www.comWHAKcom + www.comcomcomWHAK + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comWHAKcom + www.comcomWHAK + www.WHAKWHAK + ".\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comcomWHAK + www.comcomcom + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comcomWHAK + www.WHAKcomWHAK + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comWHAKcom + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.WHAKWHAK + www.comcomcomWHAK + "('\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.WHAKWHAKWHAK + www.comcomcomWHAK + (![] + "")[www.WHAKcomWHAK] + (![] + "")[www.WHAKcomWHAK] + www.WHAKcom + "\\" + www.comWHAKWHAK + www.WHAKWHAKWHAK + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.WHAKcomWHAK + www.comcomcom + www.WHAKcom + "\\" + www.WHAKWHAKcom + www.comcomWHAK + www.WHAKcomWHAK + (![] + "")[www.WHAKcomWHAK] + www.comcomWHAKcom + "!');" + '"')())();

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  • 2
    \$\begingroup\$ Hey and welcome to PPCG, this type of challenge is known as code-golf, which means that you have to make your program as short as possible. Also, general formatting rules require a title which tells us the programming language name and the length of your program in characters or bytes. Thanks \$\endgroup\$ – Beta Decay Jul 7 '15 at 9:14
  • \$\begingroup\$ Sorry, got carried away> I am familiar with golfing code. It won't happen again. \$\endgroup\$ – Dave Brown Jul 8 '15 at 13:17
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    \$\begingroup\$ How did you WRITE this? lol. I followed it through the assignment of the www attributes, but then I got lost. \$\endgroup\$ – Taylor Lopez Oct 6 '15 at 15:12
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This little BIG diddy (JavaScript) clocks in at 27KB just to do simple document.write("Hello World!");

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+ [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + ([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (![] + [])[+!+[]] + (+(!+[] + !+[] + [ +!+[] ] + [ +!+[] ]))[(!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (+[] + ([] + [])[([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + ([][[]] + [])[+!+[]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]] + ([][[]] + [])[+[]] + ([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + ([][[]] + [])[+!+[]] + (![] + [ +[] ] + ([] + [])[([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + ([][[]] + [])[+!+[]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]] + ([][[]] + [])[+[]] + ([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[!+[] + !+[] + [ +[] ]]](!+[] + !+[] + !+[] + [ +!+[] ])[+!+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]])()([][(![] + [])[+[]] + ([ ![] ] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [ +[] ]] + (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+[]] + (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + (!![] + [])[+!+[]]])[!+[] + !+[] + [ +[] ]] + (!+[] + !+[] + [ !+[] + !+[] + !+[] + !+[] + !+[] + !+[] + !+[] ]) + []))();

x = ~[];

x = {
  yyy:++x,
  zzzz:(![] + "")[x],
  yyz:++x,
  zyzy:(![] + "")[x],
  yzy:++x,
  zyzz:({} + "")[x],
  zzyz:(x[x] + "")[x],
  yzz:++x,
  zzzy:(!"" + "")[x],
  zyy:++x,
  zyz:++x,
  zzyy:({} + "")[x],
  zzy:++x,
  zzz:++x,
  zyyy:++x,
  zyyz:++x
};

x.zy = (x.zy = x + "")[x.zyz] + (x.yz = x.zy[x.yyz]) + (x.zz = (x.z + "")[x.yyz]) + (!x + "")[x.yzz] + (x.yy = x.zy[x.zzy]) + (x.z = (!"" + "")[x.yyz]) + (x.y = (!"" + "")[x.yzy]) + x.zy[x.zyz] + x.yy + x.yz + x.z;

x.zz = x.z + (!"" + "")[x.yzz] + x.yy + x.y + x.z + x.zz;

x.z = x.yyy[x.zy][x.zy];

x.z(x.z(x.zz + '"' + x.zzyz + x.yz + x.zzyy + x.y + "\\" + x.yyz + x.zyz + x.zyz + x.zzzy + "\\" + x.yyz + x.zyz + x.zzy + x.yy + ".\\" + x.yyz + x.zzy + x.zzz + "\\" + x.yyz + x.zzy + x.yzy + "\\" + x.yyz + x.zyz + x.yyz + x.yy + x.zzzy + "(\\" + x.yyz + x.zzy + x.yzy + "+'" + x.zzzy + (![] + "")[x.yzy] + (![] + "")[x.yzy] + x.yz + "\\" + x.zyy + x.yyy + "\\" + x.yyz + x.yzy + x.zzz + x.yz + "\\" + x.yyz + x.zzy + x.yzy + (![] + "")[x.yzy] + x.zzyz + "!')" + '"')())();

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  • \$\begingroup\$ Since this is code golf, you may want to remove extra whitespace to improve your byte count (and make it look more obfuscated). \$\endgroup\$ – NinjaBearMonkey Jul 8 '15 at 14:32
  • \$\begingroup\$ If the last code block with the coms and the WHAKs and the wwws was sufficient to run the program, what does that first line do in this one? Removing it makes the code non-functional. whazido? \$\endgroup\$ – Taylor Lopez Oct 6 '15 at 16:37
  • \$\begingroup\$ That first line... It defines a variable called r doesn't it?... The value of that variable r is just "H" right?... 26,789 byes just to set r="H". This is madness... \$\endgroup\$ – Taylor Lopez Oct 6 '15 at 17:38
1
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Tellurium, 16 bytes

µUryyb Jbeyq~r^

This basically encodes "Uryyb Jbeyq" with ROT-13 (Hello World) and displays the result.

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1
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Python 2, 39 chars

print'\x48e\x6c\x6co %cor\x6c\x64'%-~86

Breaks rule 3-1.

Ungolfed versions

print '%ce%c%co %cor%c%c' % (0x48, 0x6c, 0x6c, 0x56 + 0x1, 0x6c, 0x64)
print '%ce%c%co %cor%c%c' % (68 + 4, 108, 108, 86 + 1, 108, 100)

Normal version (-2) (18 chars)

print'Hello World'

Ungolfed

print 'Hello World'
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1
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Hexagony, 42 bytes (non-competing)

G\._.[\[c)[_\V[n[q.\[k[c[@.$>);]._.k[;n[i5

Try it Online!

If violating 1 rule (Rule 1), it is not hard to do it with 31 bytes:

H;d);d;@/6;W;n/;l;;n)/);q);l;i 

However as to make it more obfuscated and cute with 2 ._.s, I made it 42 bytes.

Enjoy!

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1
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Perl 6, 86 bytes

I chose to break the second rule.

my &a={$*IN.gist.substr($_,1)};say a(4)~"e"~a(8)~a(8)~"o "~a(36-9).uc~"or"~a(8)~a(8-1)

Calling gist on $*IN (neither of which has any forbidden characters) gives this string:

IO::Handle<IO::Special.new(what => "<STDIN>")>(opened, at octet 0)

So I pieced together parts of this string to get the desired message. There is no capital W, but luckily uc doesn't have any forbidden characters either.

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1
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Pushy, 16 bytes

Note that this solution is non-competing as the language postdates the challenge.

`Ifmmp!Xpsme`Kt"

Try it online! Here's the basic rundown:

`Ifmmp!Xpsme`     \ Push these character codes to the stack
             Kt   \ Subtract one from all
               "  \ Print as string

The main string is just Hello, World!, with all its characters moved 1 space up the ASCII table - hence why we subtract 1 from all the character codes.

This solution satisfies the first and third criteria - it would even match the second, if not for that single e at the end of the string.

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1
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><> (Fish), 39 bytes

'Tqxx{,c{~xp'bv
ii*p:?!;{c-þi+>aa*b+b

I wanted to add a shorter solution that does not violate any rules. First line adds each letter of the encoded 'Hello World' and initializes the 'counter'.

The second line loops, outputting the next letter until counter hits 0. The thorn is overwritten with 'o', ><>'s output instruction once every loop, but that doesn't hurt anybody.

To get around the inability to use '1' while saving characters, I used the operation 'i', which tries to read stdin and pushes '-1' to the stack when it finds nothing there.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ I like that you stayed within the rules more so than the earlier one. \$\endgroup\$ – Abraxas Jan 17 '17 at 5:54
1
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Java, 71 bytes

Violates restriction #2, but doesn't contain [HLWDhlwd27].

String m(){return String.format("\u0048e\154\154o %cor\154\144",86+1);}

OR to print to stdout (the same length)

voi\u0064 m(){System.out.printf("\u0048e\154\154o %cor\154\144",86+1);}
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  • \$\begingroup\$ task is to "Create the shortest possible obfuscated program that displays the text "Hello World"." and you are not displaying it \$\endgroup\$ – user902383 Jan 18 '17 at 8:19
  • \$\begingroup\$ @user902383 function can use its return value for output. Anyway, I've updated the answer. \$\endgroup\$ – Andrey Jan 18 '17 at 8:53
1
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PHP, 36 34 bytes

not the shortest PHP answer, but unique enough for a post.

H<?=hhhh3lll^zsspw_gz^wwwwdddd,ld;

and

H<?=hhhh3lll^zsspw_gz^wwwwdddd?>ld

violate rule #1.

There are of course less "violent" operand combinations; but if you must sin, make it worth it!

other versions:

for(;$c="Fkbba.Ya|bj"[$i++];)echo$c^_^Q;    # 40 bytes, violates rules #1 and  #2
for(;$c="Fkbba.Ya|bj"[$i++];)print$c^_^Q;   # 41 bytes, violates rule #2
<?="Fkbba.Ya|bj"^___________^QQQQQQQQQQQ;   # 41 bytes, no violation
<?=____YzffR__^TQQQF3nnQQQ^Ckbbpi_gqbj;     # 39 bytes, no violation
H<?="kbba.Ya|"^________^QQQQQQQQ,ld;        # 36 bytes, violates rule #1
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1
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Octave, 103 bytes

This one adheres to all three rules and should be fairly obfuscated.

Strings can be created in Octave by concatenating a vector with a string. So, why not concatenate it with the string 'PPCG'? I added ... so that it's possible to read it without scrolling to the side. It can be removed along with the line break.

['PPCG',3336,3848,5384,6664,584,5896,584,869,364,364,3848,364,4463,544,343,343, ...
3336,4463,3954,3948,356]

ans = Hello World

I'll post an explanation for this in one week. Until then, try figuring it out by yourself. Note, this doesn't work on any of the online interpreters I tried, but it works fine on GNU Octave 4.2.0.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ Just curious, do you have any idea why the online interpreters output differently? (I got PPCGHHelllo WWorld from TIO) \$\endgroup\$ – Cows quack Jan 27 '17 at 18:25
  • \$\begingroup\$ I'm guessing they can't handle ASCII control characters, but I'm not sure... \$\endgroup\$ – Stewie Griffin Jan 27 '17 at 18:31
  • \$\begingroup\$ Aah, the famous backspace, nice idea :) \$\endgroup\$ – Cows quack Jan 27 '17 at 18:38
  • \$\begingroup\$ But where's the backspace? :-P \$\endgroup\$ – Stewie Griffin Jan 27 '17 at 19:08
1
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VBScript, 58 Bytes

Only breaks rule 2:

msgbox unescape("%48e%6C%6Co%"&19+1&"%5"&(6+1)&"or%6C%64")
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1
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05AB1E, 5 bytes (non-competing)

Breaks none of the rules, code:

”Ÿ™‚ï

Uses CP-1252 encoding. Try it online!

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  • \$\begingroup\$ This is invalid. The expected output isn't Hello Dc. You must use ”Ÿ™‚ï instead. \$\endgroup\$ – Erik the Outgolfer Apr 26 '17 at 16:44
  • \$\begingroup\$ @EriktheOutgolfer Thanks, I have corrected it. \$\endgroup\$ – Adnan Apr 26 '17 at 16:55
1
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Pyt, 161 bytes

é⎶⁻Đ²ř₊↔Áŕŕá↔ƖǰƇ5!Ś!!ɓąžƩ3*Ḟ533/Ɩ»/⎶Đąµ+ĐąҏҏžΠ-3Ḟ-Ƈ5³ĐðŚƩ-533/Ɩ»²+ƇĐ533/Ɩ»3*⁺ɓƇ84*Ƈ9²3!+Ƈ6⁺ɓƇ9⬠3-Ƈ533/Ɩ»Đ³⇹⁺!‼⁺⁺533/Ɩ»*⁰⁰533/Ɩ»/Ḷ⎶533/Ɩ»/533/Ɩ»³+⇹ŕƇ6Ć533/Ɩ»⁵-Ƈáǰ

Try it online!

I'd say just the language itself obfuscates it, but I tried to do this in as much of a roundabout way as possible

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0
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Assembly: 117 source chars, 29 byte .com file

Assemble using A86.

mov si,273
mov ah,2
mov dl,133
lodsb
add dl,al
int 21h
lodsb
add dl,al
jne 266
ret
sbb ax,7
add si,[bx+di+6199]
add di,dx
clc
pushf
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  • \$\begingroup\$ I don't have A86. nasm assembles it, but in 31 bytes, and it crashes DOSBox when run. \$\endgroup\$ – J B Feb 9 '11 at 19:50
  • 1
    \$\begingroup\$ @J B: There's a link to A86 in the post. \$\endgroup\$ – Skizz Feb 10 '11 at 9:13
  • 2
    \$\begingroup\$ This contains the characters 1 and 2 and therefore violates the rules. Maybe you didn’t mean “assembly” but rather machine code and you only posted the assembly representation of it? You need to say this. Otherwise I can just post some C code and say that the entry is the compiled binary... \$\endgroup\$ – Timwi Mar 8 '11 at 20:33
  • 1
    \$\begingroup\$ @timwi: it contains 'h', 'd', 'l', '7', 'e' and 'o' as well. But then you'd be hard pressed to write any assembler code that didn't have those characters. Even the machine codes would have 0,1,2 or 7 somewhere. \$\endgroup\$ – Skizz Mar 8 '11 at 21:49
  • \$\begingroup\$ I guess that means your entry violates the rules. Sorry. \$\endgroup\$ – Timwi Apr 4 '11 at 10:50
0
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dc 48

8 9*P101P108P108P111P4 8*P81 6+P111P114P108P100P

One way how to execute:

dc<<<"8 9*P101P108P108P111P4 8*P81 6+P111P114P108P100P"

The solution conforms to the first and the third rule.

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0
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C code:

#include
main(){int x=0,y[14],*z=&y;*(z++)=0x48;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x1D;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x07;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x00;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x0C;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x57;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x06;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x]-0x21;x=*(--z);while(y[x]!=NULL)putchar(y[x++]);}

Output :

Hello, world!
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0
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Ruby (42 chars, rules I & III)

puts"\x48e\x6c\x6co #{'V'.succ}or\x6c\x64"
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0
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Python: 66 characters

op=""
for i in "Tqxx{,c{~xp":
    op=op+chr(ord(i)-(4*3))
print op
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0
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void main(){
int a[100]={4,1,8,8,11,-68,19,11,14,8,0,0,0};
for(;a[13]<a[4];a[13]++)
{
    printf("%c",100+a[a[13]]);
}

}

Funny,isn't it?

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