Generate a sentence that can be read and understood. It must contain a subject, verb, and object, and tenses and plurals must match. The program must also be able to generate several different sentences to qualify.
- Hard-coding the sentences is not permitted, and nor is reading them directly from a file (i'm looking at you, unclemeat)
- You can have any number of word lists
- Submit an example sentence or 2 that have been generated by your program
- Any language is accepted
- It's a popularity-contest, so the most upvoted answer wins