Like the previous SmokeDetector challenge? This one is for you too ;)
Note: SmokeDetector is a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat.
What to implement
!!/coffee command uniformly at random picks one of these words (sorts of coffee):
adds it to the message: "brews a cup of $COFFEE_SORT for $USERNAME"
Your task is to implement the function that takes a username as any reasonable input format, randomly (uniformly at random) picks $COFFEE_SORT, and prints to the screen:
brews a cup of $COFFEE_SORT for $USERNAME
Regular code-golf — the shortest answer in bytes wins ;)