Note: SmokeDetector is a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat.
What to implement
!!/alive command uniformly at random picks one of these messages:
- You doubt me?
- Of course
- ... did I miss something?
- plz send teh coffee
- Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
- Kinda sorta
- You should totally drop that and use jQuery
- ... good question
and prints it to the screen.
Your task is to implement that command.
Regular code-golf — the shortest answer in bytes wins ;)