# 99 Bottles Of Beer [closed]

Recreate '99 bottles of beers on the wall'.

The desired output is this:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

....

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.


Show me how you would solve this with your favorite programming language. Most creative use of a language wins.

• "Most creative use" is too subjective for an SE site, I think. We should aim to use objective criteria, such as "shortest code". – Chris Jester-Young Jan 27 '11 at 21:04
• Still a good question though – Chris Laplante Jan 27 '11 at 21:06
• Is it supposed to run infinitely? I assumed so. Also codegolf doesn't own 99 bottles of beer so there is not reason to even discuss it. – Mike Bethany Jan 28 '11 at 8:04
• @Chris -- That is going to be the toughest part of this SE site, because the whole thing is based on creativity, because that is half the fun of programming puzzles. The most creative solution isn't always the most efficient or shortest. – Nick Berardi Jan 28 '11 at 14:13
• @Nick: I hear you. I just want to know how one can determine how creative a solution is---based on your own judgement? Based on the voters'? Neither is particularly reliable (no offence). Something like brevity is indisputable---for example, nobody can dispute the "goodness" of the 1-byte stack overflow code golf solution. – Chris Jester-Young Jan 28 '11 at 14:26

## CoffeeScript - 233

CoffeeScript is a bit hard to minify, but it's not bad:

b=' bottle';r=' of beer';w=' on the wall';t='Take one down and pass it around, ';g='Go to the store and buy some more, ';c=', ';i=100;x=1;(d=->x=--i+b+['s'if i>1]+r)();print x+w+', '+x+'\n'+(i>1&&t+d()+'\n'||--i||g+99+b+'s'+r)while i


VB11 (Creative Version)

Imports System.Runtime.CompilerServices
Module BottleSong
Sub Main()
Console.WriteLine(<Song>
<%= Iterator Function()
For i=99 To 0 Step -1:Yield i:Next
End Function().Select(Function(Bottles)<Verse>
<%= Bottles.OfBeer %> on the wall, <%= Bottles.OfBeer %>.
<%= If(Bottles > 0, "Take one down and pass it around", "Go to the store and buy some more") %>.
<%= (Bottles - 1).OfBeer %> on the wall,<%= (Bottles - 1).OfBeer %>.

</Verse>)%></Song>.Value)
End Sub

<Extension()>Public Function OfBeer(Bottles As Integer) As XNode
Bottles = If(Bottles < 0, 99, Bottles)
Return <Bottles><%= Bottles %> bottle<%= If(Bottles <> 1, "s", "") %> of Beer</Bottles>
End Function
End Module


Exploiting some of vb.net features.

• XML LIterals
• Iterator Lambda
• Extension Method

## AS2 - 159

a=99
b=" bottles of beer"
c=" bottle of beer"
d=" on the wall,"
e=", take one down and pass it around,"
while(a>0)
{
f=e+(a-1)+b+d
g=d+a
if(a<2)
trace(a + c + g + c + f)
else
trace(a + b + g + b + f)
--a
}


## AS2 - 158 - Trimmed one off with a new if statement

a=99
b=" bottles of beer"
c=" bottle of beer"
d=" on the wall,"
e=", take one down and pass it around,"

while(a>0)
{
f=e+(a-1)+b+d
g=d+a
if(a<2?trace(a + c + g + c + f):trace(a + b + g + b + f));
--a
}


## AS3 - 151 - Even shorter

a=99
o=" of beer"
f=" bottle"
d=" on the wall"
g=f+"s"+o
while(a)e=a^1?g:f+o,trace(a+e+d+", "+a+e+".\nTake one down and pass it around, "+--a+(a^1?g:f+o)+d)


## Python

i=99
while i>0:
k,b,o="%s bottles"," of beer"," on the wall"
if i==1:k=k[:9]+k[10:]
'%s, %s.'%(k+b+o,k+b)%(i,i)
if i!=1:'Take one down and pass it around, %s'%x[:31]%(i-1)
i-=1
else: 'Go to the store and buy some more, %ss%s.'%(k,o)%99

• what language is this? – Nate Koppenhaver Oct 15 '11 at 1:27
• It is Python. python.org – Umur Kontacı Oct 15 '11 at 8:10
• How do you run it? I get “NameError: name 'x' is not defined” with both Python 2 and 3. – manatwork Nov 3 '12 at 12:15
for i in range(99,0,-1): r=", ";m=i-1;n=".\n";v='s';k=(v,'')[m<2];b=" of beer";w=" on the wall";a=" bottle";y=a+v+b;s=i+y+w+r+i+y+n+"Take one down and pass it around"+r+m+a+k+b+w+n;t=i+a+b+w+r+i+a+b+n+"Go to the store and buy some more, 99"+y+w+n;print (s,t)[i<2]


python one liner

• How about one line with no semi-colons? I'd +1 that. – primo Mar 14 '13 at 18:27

# SQL - 335 531

EDIT: removed XML and temporary table. Not MS SQL specific anymore.

WITH c AS(
SELECT LTRIM(99)n
UNION ALL
SELECT LTRIM(n-1)
FROM c
WHERE n>1
)
SELECT n+v+IIF(n=1,z,s)+t+u+', '+n+v+IIF(n=1,z,s)+t+p+r+
IIF(n=1,b,a+LTRIM(n-1))+v+s+t+u+p+IIF(n=1,z,r)
FROM(SELECT
' of beer't,
' on the wall'u,
' bottle' v,
's's,
'.'p,
'Take one down and pass it around, 'a,
'Go to the store and buy some more, 99'b,
''z,
CHAR(13)r)w,c


Golfed:

WITH c AS(SELECT LTRIM(99)n UNION ALL SELECT LTRIM(n-1)FROM c WHERE n>1)SELECT n+v+IIF(n=1,z,s)+t+u+', '+n+v+IIF(n=1,z,s)+t+p+r+IIF(n=1,b,a+LTRIM(n-1))+v+s+t+u+p+IIF(n=1,z,r)FROM(SELECT ' of beer't,' on the wall'u,' bottle' v, 's's,'.'p,'Take one down and pass it around, 'a,'Go to the store and buy some more, 99'b,CHAR(13)r,''z)w,c


# C Preprocessor (470)

There is very little actual C in this answer, just lots of horrible preprocessor heresy.

Why use function recursion when you can use/abuse FILE RECURSION?

Only works with gcc (or any other C compiler that has a __COUNTER__ macro). The filename must be "s.c".

#if !__COUNTER__
#define s(i) i==1?"":"s"
main(){
int i;
#endif
#if __COUNTER__<301
i=100-__COUNTER__/3;
printf("%d bottle%s of beer on the wall, %d bottle%s of beer\n"
#if __COUNTER__==299
"Go to the store and buy some more"
#define j 99
#else
"You take one down, pass it around"
#define j i-1
#endif
", %d bottle%s of beer on the wall.\n\n",i,s(i),i,s(i),j,s(i-1));
#include "s.c"
#else
}
#endif


# Zozotez LISP

Considering Zozotez doesn't support numbers nor strings writing 99 bottles seemed like a challenge. The numbers are consisting of symbols and to count down I use lists for each digit. To run this BrainFuck cell size need to be larger than one byte. Jitbf has 32 bit cell sizes and runs it reasonably fast, but even it becomes exponentially slow as Zozotez uses memory further and further to the right of the work cells and it does not have garbage collection.

;; Run with jitbf zozotez.bf < bottles.zzt
((\ ()
;; data types to resemble
;; digits
(:'9 '(9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0))

;; the two digits
(:'1s 9)
(:'10s '(9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1))

;; not
(:'not
(\ (x)
(? x NIL T)))

;; alias if as a two way and (we have macros too)
(:'and ?)

;; prints the number of bottles
(:'print
(\ ()
(? 10s (p (a 10s) ()))
(p (a 1s) ())))

;; decreases the number of bottles
(:'next
(\ ()
(? (d 1s)
(:'1s (d 1s))
((\()
(:'1s 9)
(? 10s
((\()
(:'10s (d 10s))
(? (s 10s)
(:'1s '(9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 no))
T)))))))))

;; The main loop of the program
(:'loop
(\ ()
(? (and (s 10s) (not (d 1s))) (p'No()) (print))
(p '| bottles of beer on the wall, |())
(print)
(p '| bottles of beer.|)
(? (next)
((\ ()
(p '|Take one down and pass it around, | ())
(print)
(p '| bottles of beer on the wall.
|)
(loop)))
(p '|Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
|))))

;; start
(loop)))


This is designed to work without a driver (REPL) so it is one expression by executing a anonymous function that has explicit begin.

Here's the beginning and the end of the output:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

...

1 bottles of beer on the wall, 1 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no bottles of beer on the wall.

No bottles of beer on the wall, no bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.


Heres the result of time with jitbf on my Quad Xeon running constant at 2,7Ghz:

900.66user 0.00system 15:01.14elapsed 99%CPU (0avgtext+0avgdata 8076maxresident)k
1872inputs+0outputs (2major+2222minor)pagefaults 0swaps


## bash (+ sed) 254 224 chars

This recreate exactly question sample, start, indentation and end. Don't do infinite loop.

The only transgression of the rules imposed is due to the fact that I prefer not to promote alcohol! (used word has same length)

for((n=99;n>0;n--));do printf -v s "%$[n>1]s";echo$n" bottle${s// /s} of milk"{" on the wall"{$'.\n\n',","},.};[ $n -gt 1 ]&&printf "Take one down and pass it around, "||printf "Go to the store and buy some more, ";done|sed '1{x;N;d};s/^ //;${G;s/\n//}'


for((n=100;n-->1;));do((n>1))&&s=s||s=;echo "$n bottle$s of milk"{' on the wall'{$'.\n\n',\,},.};done|sed '1{x;N;d};s/^ //;${G;s/\n/\nGo to the store and buy some more, /;p;d};/wall.$/s/^/Take one down and pass it around, /'  or more readable: for (( n=100;n-->1 ;-O)) do ((n>1)) && s=s || s= echo "$n bottle$s of milk"{' on the wall'{$'.\n\n',\,},.}
done |
sed '
1 {
x;
N;
d;
};
s/^ //;
${ G; s/\n/\nGo to the store and buy some more, /; p; d; }; /wall.$/s/^/Take one down and pass it around, /;
';


There are some added characters :-O, but only for cosmetic ;-)

| sed -rne '1,5p;10s/^.*$/.\n.\n\./p;11,${H};${x;s/^.*\n(([^\n]*(\$|\n)){6})/\1/p}'


will just dump:

99 bottles of milk on the wall, 99 bottles of milk.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of milk on the wall.

98 bottles of milk on the wall, 98 bottles of milk.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of milk on the wall.
.
.
.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of milk on the wall.

2 bottles of milk on the wall, 2 bottles of milk.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of milk on the wall.

1 bottle of milk on the wall, 1 bottle of milk.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of milk on the wall.


## C# (298 294)

using System;class P{static void Main(){Func<int,string>f=(i)=>{return i+" bottle"+(i>1?"s":"")+" of beer";};for(int i=99;i>0;i--)Console.Write("{0} on the wall, {0}.\n"+(i>1?"Take one down and pass it around":"Go to the store and buy some more")+", {1} on the wall.\n\n",f(i),f(i>1?i-1:99));}}


# JavaScript (using console) 241 235

for(l=console.log,i=99,z=(y="bottle")+"s",x=" of beer",w=" on the wall";0<i;i--)j=i-1,c=1!=i?z:y,k=1!=j?z:y,l(i+" "+c+x+w+",\n"+i+" "+c+x+",\nTake one down, pass it around,"),l(0!=j?j+" "+k+x+w+".":"Go to the store and buy some more!")

Some serious abuse of comma operators, bracketless logic and string re-use...

Next iteration, shifted console.log into for definition and shrunk by 6 bytes

• This fails to provide the last verse with "no more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer..." – Már Örlygsson Oct 7 '14 at 1:09
• According to the OP, the last verse actually should say "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall..." Which is it? ;) – WallyWest Oct 7 '14 at 1:15
• You're right, OP had the last verse like that. (I was referring to the de-facto "official" version here: 99-bottles-of-beer.net/lyrics.html) – Már Örlygsson Oct 7 '14 at 2:28

I recently found this: I haven't tested it though.

• A hint to what language it is would have been useful. Is this Piet example from you? Apparently it isn’t? Where did you get it from? – M L Jul 28 '15 at 16:08

# Python:

a=99
while a:
print          a+" bottle"+("s","")[a==1]+" of beer on the wall, ",
print          a+" bottle"+("s","")[a==1]+" of beer."
if a-1: print  "Take one down and pass it around, " +a-1+ " bottles of beer on the wall"
else: print    "Go to the store and buy some, more 99 bottles of beer on the wall."
print
a-=1


Not very interesting and slightly golfed, but I thought I'd post it anyways.

# Julia

colon(x,y::String,z)=replace(x,y,z);print(join(map(x->"PA, PB.\nC, $(x-1)A.\n\n":"P":"$x",5:-1:1)):"C, 0":"D, 99":"A":"B on the wall":"B":" bottles of beer":"C":"Take one down and pass it around":"D":"Go to the store and buy some more")


Didn't try to be visually creative, but to make it use an interesting syntax. Overloaded ternary range operator!

# Scala (247 265 chars)

Fairly new to Scala, so I wanted to see how compressed I could get it.

Edit: Added ${if(a>2)"s"else""} to address special case of 1 bottle remaining. Compressed version: val(b,o,w)=(" bottle"," of beer"," on the wall");for(a<-99 to(1,-1))if(a>1)println(f"$a${b}s$o$w,$a${b}s$o.\nTake one down and pass it around, ${a-1}$b${if(a>2)"s"else""}$o$w.\n")else print(f"$a$b$o$w,$a$b$o.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99${b}s$o$w.\n")  Expanded: val(b,o,w)=(" bottle"," of beer"," on the wall"); for(a<-99 to(1,-1)) if(a>1) println(f"$a${b}s$o$w,$a${b}s$o.\nTake one down and pass it around, ${a-1}$b${if(a>2)"s"else""}$o$w.\n") else print(f"$a$b$o$w,$a$b$o.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99${b}s$o$w.\n")  • Your code is nice, but it outputs "2 bottles of beer ... pass it around, 1 bottles of ..." The question says that it should say 'bottle', not 'bottles'. – ProgramFOX Aug 18 '14 at 6:31 • Good catch. I'll take a look at that. – randak Aug 18 '14 at 6:44 256 1Lang Written in 1Lang that I made for another codegolf. https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/25150 :b" of beer" :w" on the wall" :t"Take one down and pass it around, " :s"Go to the store and buy some more, " :c", " :n".\n" @Bx{?=x0{+"No more bottles"b}{+x+" bottle"+?=x1{""}{"s"}b}} @Fx{?=x0{+B0+w+c+B0+n+s+B99+wn}{+Bx+w+c+Bx+n+t+B-x1+w+n+"\n"F-x1}} F99  # JavaScript (232 bytes) This one prints out the "official" version of the song as shown here: http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/lyrics.html - with "no more bottles of beer on the wall..." as the last verse. for(o,e,n=100,t=" on the wall";n-->-1;)o=e+t+", "+e+".<br>"+(n>-1?"Take one down, pass it around, ":"Go to the store and buy some more, ")+(e=(0>n?99:n||"no more")+" bottle"+(1!=n?"s":"")+" of beer")+t+".<p>",99>n&&document.write(o)  # Python: 233 p,i='bottle','beer' n,t=p+"s of "+i,'on the wall' for c in range(99,1,-1): print c,n,t+",",c,n+".\nTake one down and pass it around,",c-1,n,t+".\n" print 1,p,"of",i,t+",",1,p,"of",i+".\nGo to the store and buy some more,",99,n,t+"."  # Java package torento; public class Beer { public static void main(String args[]) { int num; String word="bottles"; for(num=99;num>0;num--) { if(num==1) break; System.out.println(num + " " + word + " of beer on the wall, " + num + " " + word + " of beer"); num=num-1; System.out.println("Take one down, pass it around, " + num + " " + word + " of beer on the wall"); System.out.println( ); num++; } System.out.println(num + " bottle of beer on the wall, " + num + " bottle of beer"); System.out.println("Take one down pass it around, no more " + word + " of beer on the wall"); System.out.println( ); System.out.println("No more " + word + " of beer on the wall,no more bottles of beer"); System.out.println("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall"); } }  ## ><> (haven't seen it here) 4b9**1-& v >&::&4%:?!v4$-+v       >" bottle" v                                                            >", "v
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Python:-2.7

  x = 99
for i in range(99):
w = 'Take one down and pass it around, '+str((x-(i+1)))+' bottle of beer on the wall.'
y = str((x-i))+' bottles of beer on the wall, '+str((x-i))+' bottles of beer'
z = 'Go to the Store and buy some more, '+str(x)+' bottle of beer on the wall.'
if i == (x-1):
print(y + '\n' + z)
else:
print(y + '\n' + w)
i += 1


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# Gema

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line2:*=Take one down and pass it around, @bottle{*} on the wall.\n\n

\A=@set{count;99}@repeat{98;@line1{${count}}@decr{count}@line2{${count}}}@line1{${count}}Go to the store and buy some more, @bottle{99} on the wall.\n@end  # jq def bottle: "\( . ) bottle\( [0, ""][.] // "s" ) of beer"; def line1: "\( bottle ) on the wall, \( bottle ).\n"; def line2: . - 1 | "Take one down and pass it around, \( bottle ) on the wall.\n"; def linen: 99 | "Go to the store and buy some more, \( bottle ) on the wall."; range(99; 0; -1) | line1 + if . == 1 then linen else line2 end  Run it with -n (null input) and -r (raw output) command line options. # Beam PP''''''''>++++++)++P'''>+++++++++++++)''''''''P+++++++++++++P>++)'P++++'P++++++'P+++'P+++++'PL>++++++++)''''''P'''>++++++)P'v >LP'''''''''p+@>)L++++++++++@@v >p'n''''''''p+++++++@p@p@''''p--@++@+++@p-@>p@'p@'''p@'p@@p@p-@p''n >)p@''''p@p@p@'p@'p-@@'''p--@>)p'' np@''''p@-@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p+++@>)'p-@''p@@p'''u+P''''''''p-@>)p@p+P'' v ^ >: ^ >''''p-@^ >-P''''''''p+@>)p'nL++++++++++@Sp@p@p@'''''p@p@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p-@+@p@++ +@p-@p@'p-@'''p-@p++@p@'p@''''p+@++++@>)p@'''''p-@p@--@p-@p@''''p--@p@+++@p-@''''p-@>)p@'p+:p@'p@'''p@'p@@p@p-@'''p-@>)p@''''p@p@p@'p@'p-@@'''p--@>)p@''''p@-@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p+++@>)'p-@''p@@'''p+@H ^ >L++++++++++@Sp@>)'p-@''p-@p-@p@''''p@-@p-@p@'p++@'''p@'p+++@p-@p@'p- @'''p-@p++@p@''''p+@p-@''''p-@@>)p@''p+++@'''p@>)p@'p-@''''p--@p@'p+@p-@p--@''''p-@>)p@p-Pp-Pp+P'''v ^ < < <  Try it in the snippet below. var ITERS_PER_SEC = 100000; var TIMEOUT_SECS = 50; var ERROR_INTERRUPT = "Interrupted by user"; var ERROR_TIMEOUT = "Maximum iterations exceeded"; var ERROR_LOSTINSPACE = "Beam is lost in space"; var code, store, beam, ip_x, ip_y, dir, input_ptr, mem; var input, timeout, width, iterations, running; function clear_output() { document.getElementById("output").value = ""; document.getElementById("stderr").innerHTML = ""; } function stop() { running = false; document.getElementById("run").disabled = false; document.getElementById("stop").disabled = true; document.getElementById("clear").disabled = false; document.getElementById("timeout").disabled = false; } function interrupt() { error(ERROR_INTERRUPT); } function error(msg) { document.getElementById("stderr").innerHTML = msg; stop(); } function run() { clear_output(); document.getElementById("run").disabled = true; document.getElementById("stop").disabled = false; document.getElementById("clear").disabled = true; document.getElementById("input").disabled = false; document.getElementById("timeout").disabled = false; code = document.getElementById("code").value; input = document.getElementById("input").value; timeout = document.getElementById("timeout").checked; code = code.split("\n"); width = 0; for (var i = 0; i < code.length; ++i){ if (code[i].length > width){ width = code[i].length; } } console.log(code); console.log(width); running = true; dir = 0; ip_x = 0; ip_y = 0; input_ptr = 0; beam = 0; store = 0; mem = []; input = input.split("").map(function (s) { return s.charCodeAt(0); }); iterations = 0; beam_iter(); } function beam_iter() { while (running) { var inst; try { inst = code[ip_y][ip_x]; } catch(err) { inst = ""; } switch (inst) { case ">": dir = 0; break; case "<": dir = 1; break; case "^": dir = 2; break; case "v": dir = 3; break; case "+": if(++beam > 255) beam = 0; break; case "-": if(--beam < 0) beam = 255; break; case "@": document.getElementById("output").value += String.fromCharCode(beam); break; case ":": document.getElementById("output").value += beam; break; case "/": dir ^= 2; break; case "\\": dir ^= 3; break; case "!": if (beam != 0) { dir ^= 1; } break; case "?": if (beam == 0) { dir ^= 1; } break; case "_": switch (dir) { case 2: dir = 3; break; case 3: dir = 2; break; } break; case "|": switch (dir) { case 0: dir = 1; break; case 1: dir = 0; break; } break; case "H": stop(); break; case "S": store = beam; break; case "L": beam = store; break; case "s": mem[beam] = store; break; case "g": store = mem[beam]; break; case "P": mem[store] = beam; break; case "p": beam = mem[store]; break; case "u": if (beam != store) { dir = 2; } break; case "n": if (beam != store) { dir = 3; } break; case "": --store; break; case "'": ++store; break; case ")": if (store != 0) { dir = 1; } break; case "(": if (store != 0) { dir = 0; } break; case "r": if (input_ptr >= input.length) { beam = 0; } else { beam = input[input_ptr]; ++input_ptr; } break; } // Move instruction pointer switch (dir) { case 0: ip_x++; break; case 1: ip_x--; break; case 2: ip_y--; break; case 3: ip_y++; break; } if (running && (ip_x < 0 || ip_y < 0 || ip_x >= width || ip_y >= code.length)) { error(ERROR_LOSTINSPACE); } ++iterations; if (iterations > ITERS_PER_SEC * TIMEOUT_SECS) { error(ERROR_TIMEOUT); } } } <div style="font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;">Code: <br> <textarea id="code" rows="8" style="overflow:scroll;overflow-x:hidden;width:90%;">PP''''''''>++++++)++P'''>+++++++++++++)''''''''P+++++++++++++P>++)'P++++'P++++++'P+++'P+++++'PL>++++++++)''''''P'''>++++++)P'v >LP'''''''''p+@>)L++++++++++@@v >p'n''''''''p+++++++@p@p@''''p--@++@+++@p-@>p@'p@'''p@'p@@p@p-@p''n >)p@''''p@p@p@'p@'p-@@'''p--@>)p'' np@''''p@-@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p+++@>)'p-@''p@@p'''u+P''''''''p-@>)p@p+P'' v ^ >: ^ >''''p-@^ >-P''''''''p+@>)p'nL++++++++++@Sp@p@p@'''''p@p@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p-@+@p@++ +@p-@p@'p-@'''p-@p++@p@'p@''''p+@++++@>)p@'''''p-@p@--@p-@p@''''p--@p@+++@p-@''''p-@>)p@'p+:p@'p@'''p@'p@@p@p-@'''p-@>)p@''''p@p@p@'p@'p-@@'''p--@>)p@''''p@-@p@'''''p@>)''p++@---@p@'''''p+++@>)'p-@''p@@'''p+@H ^ >L++++++++++@Sp@>)'p-@''p-@p-@p@''''p@-@p-@p@'p++@'''p@'p+++@p-@p@'p- @'''p-@p++@p@''''p+@p-@''''p-@@>)p@''p+++@'''p@>)p@'p-@''''p--@p@'p+@p-@p--@''''p-@>)p@p-Pp-Pp+P'''v ^ < < < </textarea> <p>Timeout: <input id="timeout" type="checkbox" checked="checked">&nbsp; <br> <br> <input id="run" type="button" value="Run" onclick="run()"> <input id="stop" type="button" value="Stop" onclick="interrupt()" disabled="disabled"> <input id="clear" type="button" value="Clear" onclick="clear_output()">&nbsp; <span id="stderr" style="color:red"></span> </p>Output: <br> <textarea id="output" rows="6" style="overflow:scroll;width:90%;"></textarea> <br>Input: <br> <textarea id="input" rows="2" style="overflow:scroll;overflow-x:hidden;width:90%;"></textarea> </div> # Javascript (249 bytes) Recursive with arrow function. This suppose that the return of the code is outputted with '\n' kept. a=(b,w,p,f)=>b?(b+" bottle"+(b-1?"s":"")+" of beer"+(w?" on the wall":"")+(p?".\n":", ")+(f?"":(!w&&p?(--b?"Take one down and pass it around, "+a(b,1,1):"Go to the store and buy some more, "+a(99,1,1,1)):(w&&p?"\n"+a(b,1,0):a(b,0,1))))):"";a(99,1,0) 191 Characters. Using PHP: <? for ($i = 100; $i <= 100;$i--) {$j =$i-1;echo "$i bottles of beer on the wall,$i bottles of beer.<br /> Take one down and pass it around, \$j bottles of beer on the wall. <br /><br />";}
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• What's about going to store... – F. Hauri Feb 6 '14 at 8:24
• You could've at least mentioned that this goes on forever... – RobIII Feb 7 '14 at 11:12