Create a program that prints the number of characters it has, in words

Question

Create a program which prints the amount of characters its source has in English words.

If your program is nine letters long it should print "nine".

Capitalization is ignored: in case you're printing "one" (somehow) you can print "one", "oNe", "ONE" or anything else.

Base ten is required.

Proper spacing is also required.

In the (unlikely but just for specification) case your program reaches one billion characters or more, use the American number scale. A billion here is 10^9 and a million is 10^6.

Do not use "one hundred and one": use "one hundred one".

Do not use the hyphen. Print forty four, not forty-four.

Test cases with a fake program:

10.(96 0s later)..01 prints one HuNdreD ONE -- okay: proper spacing, no "and"
10.(96 0s later)..01 prints one HuNdreDONE -- not okay: wrong spacing
10.(96 0s later)..01 prints one thousand two hundred two -- not okay: base 3 rather than base 10
10...(999999996 0s later) prints nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-six: not okay, wrong number and includes hyphens

Golfy challenge, as always: shortest code wins. You're free to post after the green tick has been given, though. This serves more for completeness for hard to program languages. Malbolge, anyone?

Answer 1

TI-Basic, 5 bytes

"FIVE

Also works with "SEVEN".

Answer 2

Lua, 10 bytes

print"ten"

Also works in many BASIC dialects that don't have a ? shortcut for PRINT

Answer 3

Japt, 4 bytes

`fr

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Answer 4

Backhand, 6 bytes

"s"xiH

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Outputs "six".

Answer 5

GolfScript, 6 bytes

Push six. Implicit print.

 'six'

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Answer 6

R, 7 6 bytes

 "six" #space before the text

Previously:

"seven"

Answer 7

Whitespace, 151 60 bytes

[S S S T    T   S N
_Push_6_Y][S S S T  N
_Push_1_T][S S S T  S T N
_Push_5_X][S S T    T   S T S N
_Push_-10_I][S S S S S N
_Push_0_S_(with_two_additional_no-op_spaces)[N
S S N
_Create_Label_LOOP][S S S T S T S S T   T   N
_Push_constant_83][T    S S S _Add_top_two][T   N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_LOOP]

Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.
[..._some_action] added as explanation only.

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Whopping -91 bytes thanks to @JoKing by using an < instead of == check in my Java program below and adding no-ops.

Shortest program generated with this Java program, which uses the printing approach of this Whitespace tip to output in full uppercase.

Answer 8

Turing Machine Code, 60 50 bytes

0 _ f r 1
1 _ i r 2
2 _ f r 3
3 _ t r 4
4 _ y r 50

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As an added bonus, if that counts for anything, it has the number in the code as well.

Edit: Found a shorter solution which still contains the number of bytes in the code.

Answer 9

Ruby, 6 bytes

Ruby has an extremely convenient builtin p that prints the string.

p'six'

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Answer 10

Red, 10 bytes

print 'ten

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Answer 11

Japt, 5 bytes

"five

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Answer 12

Zsh, 6 bytes

<<<six

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Answer 13

C (gcc), 25 20 bytes

f(){puts("twenty");}

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Answer 14

R, 10 bytes

cat("ten")

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Prints ten. This simple answer is much shorter than all the other options I could think of.

If a bit of fluff around the answer is allowed, we can go with

R, 6 bytes

"six";

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which prints [1] "six".

If a lot of fluff is allowed, we could even go with

R, 4 bytes

four

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which prints to STDERR Error: object 'four' not found.

Answer 15

Brain-Flak, 80 bytes

((((((((()()()())))((({({}){}}()){}){}()))[[]])())[][][])[]){({}<>)<>}<>........

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The code to push eighty is 72 bytes and we add an extra 8 bytes to bring it to the correct amount.

Brain-Flak, 80 bytes

(((())()()()())((([]())())[][][])){({}(([]([]<>[])[]{}()){}){})<>}<>............

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This version pushes EIGHTY and requires 12 bytes of padding.

Answer 16

Perl 5, 9 bytes

say"nine"

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Answer 17

cat, 4 bytes

four

There are plenty of literal "four" answers already, but not one written in cat yet.

Answer 18

APL (Dyalog Unicode), 12 9 6 bytes

Took me a little searching and I don't like requiring the extra spaces, but such are the vagaries of English numbers.

Edit: -3 bytes thanks to Night2. -3 bytes thanks to ngn.

⊢'six'

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Answer 19

VTFF, 1524 600 bytes

-924 bytes thanks to Jo King

New answer:

Readable version:

VVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVFVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVFVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVV

For info on how the lang works, I can't be bothered to rewrite it all, so see the old answer:

Those bytes can be seen in the source code of this answer. They could be earlier, but they're apparently gone now. Alternatively, here it is with Vertical Tab characters replaced with Vs and Form Feeds replaced with Fs:

VVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVFVVV

Try it out here by putting the string "ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR" in "Generate", then copying the output of that into "Interpret".

Explanation: VTFF is a language I found by hitting Random page on the Esolangs wiki a lot. The only characters are the vertical tab (0x0b) and form feed (0x0c), hereafter referred to as just V and F. Each block of V characters separated by F characters represents a number in unary. 32 is then added to that number and it is then converted into a character. This repeats until a string is built. That string is then sent to a JS eval statement, the output of which is the output of the program. Because the positions of out characters on the Unicode code table matter, capital letters are preferable to lowercase ones, because their unary representations are 32 bytes shorter. That said, if it ended up being 32 or 64 low I was happy to sprinkle in some lowercases if need be, but thankfully that didn't turn out to be the case. I obtained this with 15 minutes or so of manual brute forcing, where it quickly became clear that the 1500s would be easiest. If you automated the process, I imagine you could dip into the 1400s. Maybe there's even a really lucky one where you don't need all four digits. "FIVE HUNDRED" comes out at a frustrating 499 characters, for example.

Bonus fact: if you did this in binary VTFF (an imaginary language I just made up where it's just VTFF encoded in binary), you could get this down to just "FOURTY" bytes.

Answer 20

Vyxal, 3 bytes

`∧ḭ

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Pushes "three" as a dictionary-compressed string and implicitly outputs.

Answer 21

05AB1E, 5 bytes

"five

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Answer 22

Red, 10 bytes

prin "ten"

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Answer 23

Factor, 9 bytes

[I nineI]

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Answer 24

Cascade, 9 bytes

"
n
i
n
e

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Don't know why I didn't think of this earlier.

Answer 25

Rattle, 5 bytes

five|

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This is pretty simple - it takes "five" as a variable then outputs it implicitly

Answer 26

Python 2, 10 bytes

print'ten'

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Answer 27

Lua, 16 bytes

print('sixteen')

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Answer 28

Retina 0.8.2, 5 bytes

five

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Answer 29

BASIC, 6 bytes

?"SIX"

(Specifically tested in SmileBASIC: should work in most dialects, though ? is often expanded to PRINT, I think it's usually still stored as one byte)

Answer 30

Cascade, 9 bytes

"
n
i
n
e

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