The new site header has some bits of source code from various questions as the background. Here are the first 3 lines:

--<-<<+[+[<+>--->->->-<<<]>]<<--.<++++++.<<-..<<.<+.>>.>>.<<<.+++.>>.>>-.<<<+. Hello, World! IT'S SHOWTIME TALK TO THE HAND "Hello, World!" YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED "9!dlroW ,olleH"ck,@ 72a101a+7aa+3a44a32a87a111a+3a-6a-8a33a Take Circle Line to Paddington Take Circle Line to Wood Lane Take Circle L
alert'Hello, World!' target byteorder little;import puts;export main;section"data"{s:bits8[]"Hello, World!\0";}foreign"C"main(){foreign"C"puts("address"s);foreign"C"return(0);} aeeeaeeewueuueweeueeuewwaaaweaaewaeaawueweeeaeeewaaawueeueweeaweeeueuw H class H{public static void main(String[]a){System.
World!");}}+[-->-[>>+>-----<<]<--<---]>-.>>>+.>>..+++[.>]<<<<.+++.------.<<-.>>>>+. "Hello, World!"o| :after{content:"Hello, World!" H;e;P1;@/;W;o;/l;;o;Q/r;l;d;2;P0 ('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjihf|B@@>,=<M:9&7Y#VV2TSn.Oe*c;(I&%$#"mCBA?zxxv*Pb8qo42mZF.{Iy*@dD'<;_?!\}}|z2VxSSQ main(){puts("Hello, W


However, a few microseconds of extra load time can cause the user to click away from the site, so the page header download really should be optimized as much as possible.

Write a program that takes no input and produces the (first 3 lines of) text from the new header as output.

• Trailing newline is optional
• Must include the line breaks from the original header
• , so shortest code wins!
• I'm cautiously hopeful that the patchwork of kinds of text in the header will encourage more tailored approaches than the generic text compression methods that plague kolmogorov complexity challenges. – xnor Jun 15 at 1:05
• @xnor Yeah, there are multiple "Hello, World"s, but then the BF and evil likely have their own interesting compression. – Daniel M. Jun 15 at 1:10
• Just an FYI the naive bubblegum answer is 594 bytes. – FryAmTheEggman Jun 15 at 4:10
• @FryAmTheEggman I get 588 – someone Jun 15 at 14:21
• That System.alert is triggering – Benjamin Urquhart Jun 15 at 16:14

Stax, 601584574564553 539 bytes

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• Please do add a description of the strategies you employed. – Jonathan Allan Jun 15 at 11:18
• Nice, thanks for the breakdown! – Jonathan Allan Jun 16 at 21:09
• That yo| :after{content make it look like some kind of rap. – val Jun 17 at 15:20

Jelly, 568 bytes

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Try it online!

I tried to add optimizations per section. The optimized string compressor compresses this to 730 bytes (which should be the best possible just using basic Jelly syntactical constructs rather than any actual methods), so it appears I have done something.

• Interestingly enough, pasting your full answer into google translate detect language uses Igbo. It "translates" the part corresponding to œ»©“×;-¢İiĖƝÞth⁴"Ạ⁺Xṙ{ as "the rest", but then if I paste that substring by itself, it detects as Viatnamese and translates to gibberish. – Daniel M. Jun 15 at 4:26
• @DanielM. Huh, that's interesting. Wonder why it recommended Vietnamese then; probably based on the Stax answer and the surrounding English. Thanks for sharing! – HyperNeutrino Jun 15 at 4:45

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Try it online! Well, I tried. The desired output uses all but five printable ASCII characters, but fortunately I could only find five strings with enough repetition to be worth compressing. There are also four characters repeated more than three times in a a row; these are run length encoded. Would be 1 byte longer in Retina 0.8.2 as the four run length encodings cost an extra byte each but it's then no longer necessary to quote the three desired *s.