Dad jokes are fun

Question

We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:

Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).
A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).

Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.

Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):

I'm amazing                  Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired                    Hi tired, I'm Python!
I'm hungry                   Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat                      Hi fat, I'm Python!

Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:

I'm a programmer             Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer        Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er      Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!

The exact challenge:

Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.

Assume there is no ending punctuation.
Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.

Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.

Other stuff:

This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.
Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.
Have fun!

One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on! — Giuseppe, May 21, 2019 at 0:54
Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance? — recursive, May 21, 2019 at 1:56
Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252 — user2390246, May 21, 2019 at 10:58
And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first. — Shaggy, May 21, 2019 at 12:08
Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string. — 640KB, May 21, 2019 at 18:24

Candy Gumdrop · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 10:01:22Z

30

V, 13 bytes

cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!

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Inspired by tsh's answer

This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.

edited May 21, 2019 at 10:01

answered May 21, 2019 at 9:55

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\$\begingroup\$ I just edited I'm to <C-O>p and then notice your answer... \$\endgroup\$
– tsh
May 21, 2019 at 10:11
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\$\begingroup\$ A golfing language using Vim and escape takes 5 characters??? \$\endgroup\$
– mowwwalker
May 21, 2019 at 18:13
4

\$\begingroup\$ @mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte 0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as <esc>. The same for <C-r>, which is really 0x12 \$\endgroup\$
– DJMcMayhem
May 21, 2019 at 21:19
\$\begingroup\$ @DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense \$\endgroup\$
– mowwwalker
May 21, 2019 at 21:22

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Neil A. · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-22 18:56:06Z

21

C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes

-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary

-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function

a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}

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Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.

edited May 22, 2019 at 18:56

answered May 21, 2019 at 1:28

Neil A.

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\$\begingroup\$ The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes. \$\endgroup\$
– Conor O'Brien
May 21, 2019 at 2:39
\$\begingroup\$ @ConorO'Brien nice catch! \$\endgroup\$
– Neil A.
May 21, 2019 at 3:28
5

\$\begingroup\$ And the int is also optional. \$\endgroup\$
– tsh
May 21, 2019 at 4:08
2

\$\begingroup\$ (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);} should work \$\endgroup\$
– tsh
May 21, 2019 at 4:13
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\$\begingroup\$ @tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where an int can hold a char* without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculating x+3 from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work. \$\endgroup\$
– Peter Cordes
May 21, 2019 at 9:54

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tsh · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 10:05:06Z

19

V, 13 bytes

cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!

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New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)

Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.

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answered May 21, 2019 at 5:58

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\$\begingroup\$ Could save one byte by changing c3l to cE. \$\endgroup\$
– Candy Gumdrop
May 21, 2019 at 9:39
\$\begingroup\$ @CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper case E before. \$\endgroup\$
– tsh
May 21, 2019 at 9:52
\$\begingroup\$ You could also do cW (which seems different, but is actually identical to cE) or 3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes. \$\endgroup\$
– DJMcMayhem
May 21, 2019 at 17:21

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Wernisch · Accepted Answer · 2022-10-25 07:16:58Z

13

Excel, 36 34 bytes

-2 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.

Input goes into A1.

="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel!"

First attempt:

=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"

edited Oct 25, 2022 at 7:16

answered May 21, 2019 at 10:12

Wernisch

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\$\begingroup\$ ="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel" 34 bytes \$\endgroup\$
– jdt
May 25, 2019 at 11:24
\$\begingroup\$ Thank you @JohanduToit. A1 instead of B13 so actually 33 bytes. \$\endgroup\$
– Wernisch
Jun 13, 2019 at 14:03
1

\$\begingroup\$ Missing the ! at the end of the output. \$\endgroup\$
– Engineer Toast
Oct 19, 2022 at 15:15

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cardboard_box · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 00:33:14Z

12

brainfuck, 164

,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.

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The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.

answered May 21, 2019 at 0:33

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\$\begingroup\$ Try BF Crunch \$\endgroup\$
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May 21, 2019 at 2:58

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recursive · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 13:48:13Z

11

Stax, 13 bytes

â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ

Run and debug it

Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.

.Hip        print "Hi" with no newline
3tp         trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
            final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_

I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.

Run this one

edited May 21, 2019 at 13:48

answered May 21, 2019 at 2:01

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\$\begingroup\$ I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations! \$\endgroup\$
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May 21, 2019 at 10:02

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Stephen · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-22 14:47:40Z

10

Python 3, 35 34 bytes

lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]

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-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance

Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:

lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"

Try it online!

edited May 22, 2019 at 14:47

answered May 21, 2019 at 1:02

Stephen

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\$\begingroup\$ 34 bytes \$\endgroup\$
– Gymhgy
May 21, 2019 at 2:00
\$\begingroup\$ What about losing lambda s: and replacing %s[3:] with %input()[3:]? (-4 bytes) \$\endgroup\$
– niko
May 21, 2019 at 21:01
1

\$\begingroup\$ @niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped with print() for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas. \$\endgroup\$
– Stephen
May 21, 2019 at 21:07
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\$\begingroup\$ @niko It's OK! With lambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that function f, and then called it with f("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet. \$\endgroup\$
– Stephen
May 21, 2019 at 21:34
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\$\begingroup\$ alternative, but still 34-byte solution: lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!" \$\endgroup\$
– Gábor Fekete
May 22, 2019 at 9:04

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Value Ink · Accepted Answer · 2019-06-18 23:17:09Z

9

Ruby `-p`, 32 27 26 bytes

-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.

-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.

~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"

Explanation

                            # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/;                       # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
     $_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"  # Save modified string to $_
                            # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
                            # -p outputs $_ to screen

Try it online!

edited Jun 18, 2019 at 23:17

answered May 20, 2019 at 23:36

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\$\begingroup\$ Cool! Where's your input? \$\endgroup\$
– miike3459
May 20, 2019 at 23:37
\$\begingroup\$ @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN. \$\endgroup\$
– Value Ink
May 20, 2019 at 23:40
\$\begingroup\$ Gotcha. Good answer! \$\endgroup\$
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May 20, 2019 at 23:42

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640KB · Accepted Answer · 2021-02-19 17:41:36Z

x86, 37 36 bytes

00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4  .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078  ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124                                86!$

Unassembled:

D1 EE       SHR  SI, 1                  ; point SI to DOS PSP (80H)
AC          LODSB                       ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8       MOV  BL, AL                 ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24    MOV  BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$'  ; add string terminator to end of string
AD          LODSW                       ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948  MOV  WORD PTR[SI], 'iH'     ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6       MOV  DX, SI                 ; load offset for INT 21H string function
B4 09       MOV  AH, 9                  ; display a '$'-terminated string function
CD 21       INT  21H                    ; call DOS API
BA 0119     MOV  DX, OFFSET S           ; load offset for second part of string
CD 21       INT  21H                    ; call DOS API
C3          RET                         ; return to DOS
S  DB ", I'm x86!$"

A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.

* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.

[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though). — Jonathan Allan, May 22, 2019 at 18:34
I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :) — Jonathan Allan, May 22, 2019 at 18:51

Community · Accepted Answer · 2020-06-17 09:04:33Z

8

R 45 44 39 bytes

@Giuseppe Edit

sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\\1, I'm R",scan(,""))

@AaronHayman Edit

function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \\1, I'm R",s)

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answered May 21, 2019 at 9:15

niko

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\$\begingroup\$ can save one byte replacing "(I'm ) with "(.* ) \$\endgroup\$
– Aaron Hayman
May 21, 2019 at 9:32
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\$\begingroup\$ @AaronHayman, doesn't work for I'm a programmer (many spaces) because of greediness \$\endgroup\$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21, 2019 at 9:48
\$\begingroup\$ @NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere. \$\endgroup\$
– niko
May 21, 2019 at 9:54
1

\$\begingroup\$ Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online! \$\endgroup\$
– Aaron Hayman
May 21, 2019 at 10:22
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\$\begingroup\$ 2 bytes by changing the sub to "I'm(.*)" and "Hi\\1, I'm R" and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin using scan: Try it online \$\endgroup\$
– Giuseppe
May 21, 2019 at 14:14

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Community · Accepted Answer · 2020-06-17 09:04:33Z

7

Java, 36 bytes

s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"

Try it online.

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answered May 21, 2019 at 7:48

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Community · Accepted Answer · 2020-06-17 09:04:33Z

Whitespace, 267 bytes

[S S S T    S S T   S S S N
_Push_72_H][T   N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T    T   S T S S T   N
_Push_105_i][T  N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T   N
T   S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T   N
T   S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T   N
T   S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T   N
T   S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T   T   T   _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T   _Subtract][N
T   S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T   S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T  T   N
_Push_-1_e][S S T   T   T   N
_Push_-3_c][S S T   T   S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T   S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T   T   N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T   T   S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T   N
_Push_3_i][S S S T  S N
_Push_2_h][S S T    T   T   T   T   N
_Push_-15_W][S S T  T   S S S T T   S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T    T   T   N
_Push_7_m][S S T    T   T   T   T   T   T   N
_Push_-63_'][S S T  T   T   T   S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T    S S T   T   N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T  T   T   T   S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T   N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T  T   S S T   T   S N
_Push_102][T    S S S _Add][T   N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T   N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]

Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.
[..._some_action] added as explanation only.

Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.

Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).

Explanation in pseudo-code:

Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
  Character c = STDIN as character
  If(c == '\n'):
    Call function PRINT_TRAILING
  Print c as character
  Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP

function PRINT_TRAILING:
  Discard the top of the stack (the c='\n' that was still on the stack)
  Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
  Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
    Print as character
    Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP

The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.

640KB · Accepted Answer · 2021-09-16 20:27:11Z

7

PHP, 34 32 bytes

Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!

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Input via STDIN, call with -F.

$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!

$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!

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answered May 21, 2019 at 15:22

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Community · Accepted Answer · 2020-06-17 09:04:33Z

6

IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes

+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.

"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"

Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.

Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!

Screenshot below showing an example input and output:

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answered May 21, 2019 at 8:52

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\$\begingroup\$ It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :) \$\endgroup\$
– miike3459
May 21, 2019 at 9:59
\$\begingroup\$ if I was being serious I would probably just call it Formula which is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-) \$\endgroup\$
– ElPedro
May 21, 2019 at 10:10
1

\$\begingroup\$ @PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-) \$\endgroup\$
– ElPedro
May 21, 2019 at 10:12
1

\$\begingroup\$ Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :) \$\endgroup\$
– ElPedro
May 21, 2019 at 10:16
1

\$\begingroup\$ @PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm accepting Perl as a substitution for Perl 5 or Perl 5 -p. \$\endgroup\$
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Nahuel Fouilleul · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 15:55:00Z

6

sed (`-r`), 31 28 25 bytes

-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy -3 bytes because -r not needed in output

s/I'm(.*)/Hi\1, I'm sed!/

TIO

edited May 21, 2019 at 15:55

answered May 21, 2019 at 9:33

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\$\begingroup\$ 28 bytes? \$\endgroup\$
– Shaggy
May 21, 2019 at 12:25
\$\begingroup\$ Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the -r but it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it. \$\endgroup\$
– Shaggy
May 21, 2019 at 17:40
\$\begingroup\$ i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments \$\endgroup\$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 22, 2019 at 5:34

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John Gowers · Accepted Answer · 2021-03-22 16:59:18Z

6

TeX, 48 43 30 bytes

Yes I could save a byte by writing TeX instead of \TeX, but it seems a shame.

\def\s[#1]#2#3#4{}\def~[#1]{Hi\s[]#1, I'm \TeX!}

Update: saved 3 5 bytes thanks to fixed pattern matching.

\def\s[]I'm{}\def~[#1]{Hi\s[]#1, I'm \TeX!}

Update: -13 bytes (thanks, Jairo A. del Rio).

\def~I'm #1~{Hi #1, I'm \TeX!}

Test file

\def~I'm #1~{Hi #1, I'm \TeX!}
~I'm amazing~
~I'm hungry~
~I'm tired~
~I'm fat~
~I'm a programmer~
~I'm a question-writer~
~I'm a Stack-Overflow-er~
\bye

Output:

Try it online!

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answered May 22, 2019 at 9:33

John Gowers

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\$\begingroup\$ -12 bytes \$\endgroup\$
– Jairo A. del Rio
Mar 19, 2021 at 17:51
\$\begingroup\$ Thanks for this! Unfortunately, it does not work for all the test cases, which can be either one or two words. \$\endgroup\$
– John Gowers
Mar 19, 2021 at 18:23
\$\begingroup\$ In such a case, -7 bytes (and yes, it includes an end-of-line dirty trick). You could make it -8, but it will consume the space after the command and it result in ugly spacing. -9 with TeX instead of \TEX \$\endgroup\$
– Jairo A. del Rio
Mar 19, 2021 at 18:33
1

\$\begingroup\$ How about -12 bytes? The question says 'using standard input or through a function', so it's difficult to know what counts. \$\endgroup\$
– John Gowers
Mar 21, 2021 at 16:49
\$\begingroup\$ Wow, that's much better \$\endgroup\$
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Mar 21, 2021 at 16:54

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Xcali · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 15:24:22Z

5

Perl 5 `-p`, 31 24 bytes

Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.

/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"

Try it online!

edited May 21, 2019 at 15:24

answered May 21, 2019 at 4:16

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\$\begingroup\$ 29 bytes \$\endgroup\$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21, 2019 at 7:14
1

\$\begingroup\$ also maybe $^X $] special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than $] \$\endgroup\$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21, 2019 at 7:18
\$\begingroup\$ Do you need to include the 5 as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one? \$\endgroup\$
– Peter Cordes
May 21, 2019 at 9:58
\$\begingroup\$ OP confirms that Perl is sufficient. And that the use of the -p option doesn't have to be considered part of the language name. \$\endgroup\$
– Peter Cordes
May 21, 2019 at 10:24

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Community · Accepted Answer · 2020-06-17 09:04:33Z

5

Japt, 18 bytes

`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!

When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...

Try it

Another 18-byte alternative:

`Hi{Å¤}, {¯4}Japt!

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answered May 21, 2019 at 2:03

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\$\begingroup\$ ... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :) \$\endgroup\$
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Stewie Griffin · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-22 07:08:27Z

Octave, 35 bytes

@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]

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@(s)                                 % Anonymous function taking a string input
    [                             ]  % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
     "Hi"          ", I'm Octave!"]  % The fixed parts of the output string
          s(4:end)                   % The input, except "I'm"

                                     % Returns the concatenated string

42 bytes:

I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(

@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]

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darrylyeo · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 06:18:05Z

4

JavaScript, 38 37 bytes

x=>`Hi${x.slice(3)}, I'm JavaScript!`

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darrylyeo · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 06:38:32Z

4

Rust, 41 bytes

|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])

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Neil · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 09:27:42Z

4

Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes

@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!

+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.

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\$\begingroup\$ program should receive I'm but here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path \$\endgroup\$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21, 2019 at 9:43
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\$\begingroup\$ @NahuelFouilleul The interpreter is CMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes? \$\endgroup\$
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Jo King · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 12:30:45Z

4

Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes

{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}

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Jonathan Allan · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 16:47:27Z

Jelly, 16 15 bytes

Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»

A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.

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How?

Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters    e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ               - dequeue                          "'m a programmer"
  ⁾Hi           - pair of characters               "Hi"
 a              - logical AND (vectorises)         "Hi a programmer"
     “'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters               ", I'm Jelly!"
                -  - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
                -    is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
                - program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)

Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.

Nick Kennedy · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-22 01:03:21Z

4

Jelly, 20 17 bytes

ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;

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A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.

Explanation

ṫ4                | everything from 4th character on
  ;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»     | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
             ⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning

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\$\begingroup\$ Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"? \$\endgroup\$
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\$\begingroup\$ @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word \$\endgroup\$
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\$\begingroup\$ Ah, that makes sense \$\endgroup\$
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Chronocidal · Accepted Answer · 2019-06-06 12:53:54Z

4

VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes

?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!

Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window

Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function

(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)

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\$\begingroup\$ Could you remove the space after Hi and replace 5 with 4? \$\endgroup\$
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\$\begingroup\$ @Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you \$\endgroup\$
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May 21, 2019 at 12:27
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\$\begingroup\$ You can drop a byte by removing the very last " from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel \$\endgroup\$
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user4098326 · Accepted Answer · 2019-06-10 12:05:03Z

4

AWK, 28 25 bytes

$1="Hi",$0=$0", I'm AWK!"

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This program modifies the contents of field "$1" and "$0" in a range pattern. Because no actions are specified after the pattern, the default action {print $0} is executed.

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Kamila Szewczyk · Accepted Answer · 2019-08-14 17:07:42Z

Malbolge, 24477 bytes

Mors sum, Dominus Pestifer Mundi

Hi, Dominus Pestifer Mundi, I'm dad!

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\$\begingroup\$ What assembler did you use? \$\endgroup\$
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Sep 29, 2021 at 13:52 — user100411, Sep 29, 2021 at 13:52

Jonah · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 01:19:51Z

3

J, 22 bytes

', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]

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answered May 21, 2019 at 0:45

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Emigna · Accepted Answer · 2019-05-21 08:10:57Z

3

05AB1E, 23 21 bytes

Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen

',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý

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Explanation

',«                    # append ","
   #                   # split on spaces
    À                  # rotate left
     „Hiš              # prepend "Hi"
         "05AB1E!"ª    # append the language name
                   ðý  # join on spaces

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answered May 21, 2019 at 6:20

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\$\begingroup\$ 21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since •äƵí•hR is 1 byte shorter than "05AB1E". :) \$\endgroup\$
– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21, 2019 at 7:44
\$\begingroup\$ @KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried •äƵí•hR as well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here. \$\endgroup\$
– Emigna
May 21, 2019 at 8:08
\$\begingroup\$ Beat you by a byte. \$\endgroup\$
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Feb 18, 2021 at 23:04

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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes

V, 13 bytes

Excel, 36 34 bytes

brainfuck, 164

Stax, 13 bytes

Python 3, 35 34 bytes

Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes

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R 45 44 39 bytes

Java, 36 bytes

Whitespace, 267 bytes

PHP, 34 32 bytes

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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes

TeX, 48 43 30 bytes

Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes

Japt, 18 bytes

Octave, 35 bytes

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JavaScript, 38 37 bytes

Rust, 41 bytes

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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes

Jelly, 16 15 bytes

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Jelly, 20 17 bytes

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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes

AWK, 28 25 bytes

Malbolge, 24477 bytes

J, 22 bytes

05AB1E, 23 21 bytes

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