We have a challenge to output your own score, but it seems like all the answers there just hardcode the output and that's boring1. So lets have a new challenge. Your program must output its own length in bytes followed by the string
" bytes", but in order to prevent hardcoded solutions if we reduce its size by removing any one byte, the new program must also output it's new byte count, still followed by
" bytes". Output does not need to be case sensitive. You may also choose to output a trailing newline.
Your answers will be scored in bytes with fewer bytes being better.
1: I actually like some of the answers there.