# Program which tells two different storys [closed]

this code looks like a story but does nothing useful. My challenge for you guys is to write piece of code which sounds like another story but it must generate output - another story.

So the point of challenge to make valid code which can be read like a logical story/poem/tale, also it must generate output - another story/poem/tale.

It is not real code golf, so you can produce as much code as you need, also there is no need generate very long output with small piece of code, everything is about ingenuity. However there is only one limit in code, output needs to be longer then Why did the chicken cross the road?

My own opinion is not objective so the winner will be the top answer by votes. Will not accept an answer until 1st of November.

## closed as off-topic by Howard, Peter Taylor, Hasturkun, Johannes Kuhn, manatworkOct 3 '13 at 7:52

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• The help pages state "All questions on this site [...] should have an objective primary winning criterion". – Howard Oct 2 '13 at 14:41
• Really cool idea though. :) – asteri Oct 2 '13 at 17:40
• answer_valid = false if !english_grammar_check(output) ? – Cary Swoveland Oct 2 '13 at 18:52
• Why is there a 'popularity-contest' -tag, if an objective winning criterion is a must for any question? – shiona Oct 3 '13 at 20:24
• @shiona "Highest voted answer at x time" is objective. – Doorknob Oct 11 '13 at 17:08