The Curious Case of Steve Ballmer

Question

Steve Ballmer is the ex-CEO of Microsoft, and in a recent article, claimed that he "still does not know what he did wrong with mobile".

As CodeProject's newsletter pointed out, "That article's title could be ended at so many spots and still be accurate".

Given no input, output the following:

Steve Ballmer still does not know.
Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did.
Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong.
Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile.

This must be outputted exactly as shown, and must be the only output of your program. You may include a single trailing newline.

This is code-golf so fewest bytes in each language wins

Answer 1

Python 3, 100 99 99 97 bytes

^{-1 byte thanks to ovs
-1 byte thanks to Jonathan Allan
-1 byte thanks to Dennis}

for i in b'!-3?':print('Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile'[:i]+'.')

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Answer 2

05AB1E, 50 49 45 44 bytes

4 bytes saved with inspiration from Kevin's Java answer

„€Ž†©'–Ñ…€À€½ƒ§“mer„â‚à€–ƒ€“”™¸ïß”[Žì'.«=¨ð«

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Explanation

„€Ž†©                                         # push "with mobile"
     '–Ñ                                      # push "wrong"
        …€À€½ƒ§                               # push "what he did"
               “mer„â‚à€–ƒ€“                  # push "mer still does not know"
                            ”™¸ïß”            # push "Steve Ball"
                                  [Ž          # loop until stack is empty
                                    ì         # prepend the top string to the 2nd top string
                                     '.«      # append a dot
                                        =     # print without popping
                                         ¨    # remove the dot
                                          ð«  # append a space

Answer 3

Haskell, 96 bytes

(++".\n")=<<scanl(++)"Steve Ballmer still does not know"[" what he did"," wrong"," with mobile"]

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scanl is like foldl (or reduce as it is called in other languages) except it returns a list of all intermediate results instead of just the final one. Each intermediate result is appended with ".\n" and all of them are concatenated into a single string.

Answer 4

Retina, 82 75 bytes

Thanks to Neil for saving 7 bytes.

Byte count assumes ISO 8859-1 encoding.

Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile.
 w
.¶$`$&

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Explanation

Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile.

Initialise the working string to the full headline.

 w
.¶$`$&

As pointed out by Neil, all three truncations are made before a word starting with w, and there are no other words starting with w. So we match a space followed by a w to find the truncation points. At these points, we insert the following:

• .¶, a period and a linefeed to truncate the sentence and begin a new one.
• $`, the entire string in front of the match, so that the next sentence starts over from the beginning.
• $&, the space and w again, so that they're also part of the next sentence.

We don't need to match the mobile explicitly, because that will simply be what's left over on the third match.

Answer 5

///, 88 bytes

8 bytes saved by @MartinEnder!

/1/Steve Ballmer still does not know//2/1 what he did//3/2 wrong/1.
2.
3.
3 with mobile.

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Answer 6

PHP, 104 95 94 bytes

<?=$a="Steve Ballmer still does not know",$a=".
$a what he did",$a.=" wrong",$a?> with mobile.

Answer 7

05AB1E, 46 bytes

”™¸ïßme”“r„â‚à€–ƒ€“«…€À€½ƒ§'–Ñ„€Ž†©).pvyðý'.«»

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Answer 8

C (gcc), 112 bytes

f(){printf("%.33s.\n%1$.45s.\n%1$s.\n%1$s with mobile.","Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong");}

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Answer 9

Java 8, 127 126 bytes

()->{String t="Steve Ballmer still does not know",d=".\n";return t+d+(t+=" what he did")+d+(t+=" wrong")+d+t+" with mobile.";}

-1 byte thanks to @KonstantinCh.

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Answer 10

Jelly, 52 46 bytes

“ṬċḌ)⁹œḃṣ⁷Ṅḋ%W3Œƭ;ḷẓ“£Ṿ⁴'Þḣ~ẉ“¥Ị)“Ṡ8gÐ/»;\p”.Y

Credits for ṬċḌ)⁹œḃṣ⁷Ṅḋ%W3Œƭ;ḷẓ go to @EriktheOutgolfer, who used it in his answer.

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How it works

The lion share of the work is done by Jelly's dictionary compression here.

ṬċḌ)⁹œḃṣ⁷Ṅḋ%W3Œƭ;ḷẓ

encodes

Steve| Ball|mer| still| do|es| no|t| know

there | indicates boundaries between words that where fetched from the dictionary and strings that were encoded character by character (mer, es, and t).

Similarly, £Ṿ⁴'Þḣ~ẉ encodes  what| he| did (surprisingly, he does not come from the dictionary), ¥Ị) encodes  wrong, and Ṡ8gÐ/ encodes  with| mobile.

“ṬċḌ)⁹œḃṣ⁷Ṅḋ%W3Œƭ;ḷẓ“£Ṿ⁴'Þḣ~ẉ“¥Ị)“Ṡ8gÐ/»

thus yields the string array

“Steve Ballmer still does not know“ what he did“ wrong“ with mobile”

;\ cumulatively reduces by concatenation, building the phrases on each line.

Finally, p”. computes the Cartesian product of these phrases and the dot character, and Y separates the resulting sentences by linefeeds.

Answer 11

JavaScript (ES6), 102 bytes

_=>(s="Steve Ballmer still does not know")+`.
${s+=" what he did"}.
${s+=" wrong"}.
${s} with mobile.`

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o.innerText=(
_=>(s="Steve Ballmer still does not know")+`.
${s+=" what he did"}.
${s+=" wrong"}.
${s} with mobile.`
)()

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Answer 12

Retina, 95 86 bytes

:`
Steve Ballmer still does not know.
:`.$
 what he did.
:`.$
 wrong.
.$
 with mobile.

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Answer 13

C (gcc), 124 122 bytes

#define A"Steve Ballmer still does not know"
#define B".\n"A" what he did"
f(){puts(A B B" wrong"B" wrong with mobile.");}

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Answer 14

C#, 158 128 120 114 bytes

()=>{var s="Steve Ballmer still does not know";return s+$@".
{s+=" what he did"}.
{s+=" wrong"}.
 with mobile.";};

Saved 30 bytes thanks to @KevinCruijssen.
Saved 6 bytes thanks to @Shaggy.

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Version using sub-stringing for 120 bytes:

s=n=>"Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile".Substring(0,n)+".\n";()=>s(33)+s(45)+s(51)+s(63);

Version borrowed from @KevinCruijssen for 128 bytes:

()=>{string t="Steve Ballmer still does not know",d=".\n";return t+d+(t+=" what he did")+d+(t+=" wrong")+d+t+" with mobile"+d;};

Version using looping for 158 bytes:

()=>{var r="";for(int i=0;++i<5;)r+=$"Steve Ballmer still does not know{(i>1?$" what he did{(i>2?$" wrong{(i>3?" with mobile":"")}":"")}":"")}.\n";return r;};

Simple approach using ternary statements to in a loop to append the new parts onto the string each time.

Answer 15

Bash, 111 109 107 bytes

a=(Steve Ballmer still does not know "what he did" wrong with\ mobile)
for i in {6..9};{ echo ${a[@]::i}.;}

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Answer 16

Vim, 79 keystrokes

iSteve Ballmer still does not know.<CR><C-x><C-l><Backspace> what he did.<CR><C-x><C-l><Backspace> wrong.<CR><C-x><C-l><Left> with mobile

<C-x><C-l> auto-completes with the previous line. Alternatively you can replace every occurrence of <CR><C-x><C-l> with <Esc>o<C-a>

Answer 17

CJam, 79 bytes

4{)"Steve Ballmer still does not know
hat he did
rong
ith mobile"N/<" w"*'.+N}%

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Answer 18

Ruby, 94 bytes

"!-3Z".bytes{|i|puts"Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile"[0,i]+?.}

Iterates through the 4 characters in the first string, converting each to its ascii value n and outputting the first n characters of the second string each time. It really does not matter what the last character of the first string is, so long as its ascii value is equal or greater than the length of the second string.

Answer 19

Fission, 299 291 269 bytes

MN"."                             ]              ]        ]
                                  W$]            W$$]     W$$$]
R"Steve Ballmer still does not know"%[" what he did"%[" wrong"%[" with mobile.";
                                    [W              [W        [W

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Finally a 2D language I understand!

Explanation

Program spawns an atom with 1 mass and 0 energy (a 1:0 atom)at the R on line 3, and begins moving to the right.

"Steve Ballmer still does not know" prints each character.

% moves the atom up if it has 0 energy, or decrements it's energy and moves it down.

] moves the atom to the left, $ increments the atom's energy, W moves the atom up.

Once the atom is on the top row, it moves to the left, until it reaches ".", which prints a period, N, which prints a newline, and finally M, which moves the atom down to the R again, which subsequently moves the atom to the right.

Each loop the atom's energy is one higher, meaning it will pass through one more %. After the 4th loop it reaches the ; at the end of the third line, which destroys the atom. The program terminates once all atoms are destroyed.

Answer 20

Nim, 100 bytes

for i in " ,2>":echo "Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile"[0..i.int],"."

here the same in more readable code:

const str = "Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile"

for i in [32, 44, 50, 62]:
  echo(str[0..i], ".")

The language has string slicing and inclusive upper bounds. The rest should explain itself if you know programming.

Answer 21

Japt, 70 68 65 61 60 59 bytes

Contains a few characters that won't display here; follow the link below to see the full code.

`Sve Ba¥´r Ð]l º not know
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 ØP ¶ßè`£'.iP±X}R

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• 3 4 bytes saved thanks to ETH, plus another 4 with some prompting.

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Explanation

Everything between the 2 backticks is a compressed string of the following:

Steve Ballmer still does not know
 what he did
 wrong
 with mobile

`...`             :Decompress the string.
     £       }R   :Map over the each line X in the string
         P±X      :   Append X to P (initially the empty string)
      '.i         :   Prepend that to the string "."

Answer 22

Jelly, 49 bytes

“ṬċḌ)⁹œḃṣ⁷Ṅḋ%W3Œƭ;ḷẓ“¡=~Ṃ©N|ȯ“¡ṭṂ“CṬṀWỌ»ḣJK;¥€”.Y

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Answer 23

PHP, 116 Bytes

for(;$i<4;)echo"Steve Ballmer still does not know",["",$t=" what he did",$t.=" wrong","$t with mobile"][+$i++],".

";

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Answer 24

SOGL, 42 bytes

⁹⁴<>‘υG‘Γω/w¹‘O‛Æw▓½0H(æ█◄K∆2Ξgh‘4{Tļ.@+;+

Explanation:

..‘                    push "with mobile"
   ..‘                 push "wrong"
      ..‘              push "what he did"
         ..‘           push "Steve Ballmer still does not know"
            4{         4 times do
              T          output, not popping the top of stack
               ļ.        output "."
                 @+      append a space to the top thing in stack
                   ;+    reverse add (adding the next part to the top thing in stack)

Answer 25

Sed, 96

s/^/Steve Ballmer still does not know./p
s/\./ what he did./p
s/\./ wrong./p
s/\./ with mobile./

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Implicit newline input given, as per this meta-question.

Answer 26

Bash, 92 91 bytes

printf 'Steve Ballmer still does not %s.
' know{,' what he did'{,\ wrong{,\ with\ mobile}}}

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Answer 27

Go, 140 127 bytes

import."fmt"
func f(){for _,i:=range"!-3?"{Println("Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile"[:i]+".")}}

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Answer 28

JavaScript (ES6, no browser dependencies) 154 Bytes

(s='Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile.')=>{
  let l=s.slice.bind(s)
  return `${l(0,33).\n${l(0,45)}.\n${l(0,51)}.\n${s}`
}

The other ES6 solution requires (and doesn't account for) the use of html and html element APIs.

Answer 29

APL (Dyalog Unicode), 81 bytes^SBCS

↑1⌽¨,\'.Steve Ballmer still does not know' ' what he did' ' wrong' ' with mobile'

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One the very right, we have a list of strings.

,\ cumulative concatenation

1⌽¨ cyclically rotate each one step left (puts the periods at the ends)

↑ mix the list of strings into a character matrix

Answer 30

C (gcc), 113 112 bytes

-1 bytes thanks to ceilingcat.

f(c){for(c=0;write(1,"Steve Ballmer still does not know what he did wrong with mobile","!-3?"[c++]);puts("."));}

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