In Soviet Russia, code writes you! [duplicate]

Question

Input

Two words separated by a space. It is assumed that the first is a verb.

Output

The "Soviet counterpoint" to the input phrase, in the form of a punchline to an "in Soviet Russia" joke.

"break law" --> "In Soviet Russia, law break you!"

Accounting for correct grammar is unimportant.

Shortest program wins!

Answer 1

Perl 6, 40 37 bytes

{"In Soviet Russia, {.words[1,0]} you!"}

{~[R,] «you! $_ Russia, Soviet In»}

It works because the « » "word list quote" recursively splits everything on whitespace.

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Some other answers require the input words to be passed as two separate arguments. I think that's cheating, but for the record, it would make this solution 34 bytes long (and really boring):

{"In Soviet Russia, $^b $^a you!"}

Answer 2

Jelly, 20 bytes

“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»⁶³ḲṚK“æw}»

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“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»⁶³ḲṚK“æw}»
“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»                   Set output to 'In Soviet Russia,'
          ⁶                  Set output to ' ' {implicitly printing the previous
                             output}
           ³                 Set output to the input {implicitly printing the 
                             previous output}             "breaks law"
            Ḳ                Split {the input} on spaces. ['breaks', 'law']
             Ṛ               Reverse list.                ['law', 'breaks']
              K              Join with spaces.            "law breaks"
               “æw}»         Set output to ' you!' {implicitly printing the
                             previous output}

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Alternatively, if there's no obligation for quotes around the input, it can be done in 19 bytes.

“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»⁶⁴⁶³“æw}»

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Answer 3

TI-Basic, 68 bytes

Input Str1
inString(Str1," 
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, "+sub(Str1,Ans+1,Str1-Ans)+" "+sub(Str1,1,Ans-1)+" YOU!

"Accounting for correct grammar is unimportant." I guess that means I can yell everything ;)

Answer 4

Python 3, 57 56 bytes

print("In Soviet Russia,",*input().split()[::-1],"you!")

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Answer 5

Gema, 32 characters

* *=In Soviet Russia, $2 * you\!

Sample run:

bash-4.3$ printf 'break law' | gema '* *=In Soviet Russia, $2 * you\!'
In Soviet Russia, law break you!

Answer 6

Jelly, 20 bytes

Ḳ“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»ṭṚ“©ṠẆ»ṭK

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More fun with Jelly's compressed strings.

Ḳ“\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»ṭṚ“©ṠẆ»ṭK
Ḳ                     Split {the input} on spaces
           ṭ          Add an additional input to the end:
 “\UṙȦƒĊÑṆ»             "In Soviet Russia," (compressed notation)
            Ṛ         Reverse the list
                  ṭ   Add another additional input to the end:
             “©ṠẆ»      "you!" (compressed notation)
                   K  Join on spaces {and implicitly output}

Answer 7

Retina, 39 37 bytes

Saved 2 bytes thanks to Martin Ender

(.+ )(.+)
In Soviet Russia, $2 $1you!

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Answer 8

05AB1E, 20 bytes

”InË·ž¦,”I#R„€î!)˜ðý

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Answer 9

GNU sed, 40 bytes

s/(.+ )(.+)/In Soviet Russia, \2 \1you!/

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Answer 10

V, 29 bytes

iIn Soviet Russia, <C-r>b <C-r>a you!

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Note that <C-r> is actually ctrl-r, or ASCII 0x12, but since that character is unprintable, using the verbose mode to represent it is more convenient.

This is probably about as short as it can get without using compression.

Answer 11

JAPT 29 Bytes

`In soviet rÔëa, {V} {U} y!`

input: "drink" "milk"

output: In Soviet Russia, milk drink you

explaination: {U} and {V} are the input variables. it inserts them in the string when running the code.

First code-golf ever. hope it counts!

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