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This is an challenge in which each answer builds on the previous answer. I recommend sorting the thread by "oldest" in order to be sure about the order in which the posts are made.

Note: This has become quite a long-lasting challenge, and posting new answers is fairly difficult. As such, there's now a chat room available for this challenge, in case you want advice on a particular part of a potential answer, have ideas for languages that could be added, or the like. Feel free to drop in if you have anything to ask or say!

The task

The nth program to be submitted must run in n different languages; specifically, all the languages added in previous programs to be submitted, plus one more. The program must output 1 when run in the first language used in answers to this question, 2 when run in the second language, and so on. For example, the first answer could print 1 when run in Python 3, and the second answer could output 1 when run in Python 3 and 2 when run in JavaScript; in this case, the third answer would have to output 1 when run in Python 3, 2 when run in JavaScript, and 3 when run in some other language.

Additional rules

  • Your program must run without erroring out or crashing. Warnings (and other stderr output) are acceptable, but the program must exit normally (e.g. by running off the end of the program, or via a command such as exit that performs normal program termination).

  • The output must be only the integer, but trailing newlines are OK. Other unavoidable stdout output is also allowed. Examples: interpreter name and version in Befunge-93, space after printed string in Zephyr. Some languages provide two methods of printing – with and without trailing space; in this case method without trailing space must be used.

  • Each answer must be no more than 20% or 20 bytes (whichever is larger) longer than the previous answer. (This is to prevent the use of languages like Lenguage spamming up the thread, and to encourage at least a minor amount of golfing.)

  • Using different versions of the same language is allowed (although obviously they'll have to print different numbers, so you'll need to fit a version check into the polyglot). However, you may not use a language feature that returns the language's version number. Repeating the exact same language is, obviously, impossible (as the program would have to deterministically print one of two different numbers).

  • Tricks like excessive comment abuse, despite being banned in some polyglot competitions, are just fine here.

  • You don't have to use the previous answers as a guide to writing your own (you can rewrite the whole program if you like, as long as it complies with the spec); however, basing your answer mostly on a previous answer is allowed and probably the easiest way to make a solution.

  • You cannot submit two answers in a row. Let someone else post in between. This rule applies until victory condition is met.

  • As this challenge requires other competitors to post in the same languages you are, you can only use languages with a free implementation (much as though this were a contest).

  • In the case where a language has more than one interpreter, you can pick any interpreter for any given language so long as all programs which are meant to run successfully in that language do so in that interpreter. (In other words, if a program works in more than one interpreter, future posts can pick either of those interpreters, rather than a post "locking in" a particular choice of interpreter for a language.)

  • If some interpreter gets updated and the program no longer works in the newer version then new answers can either stick to the old version or fix the program to work in the new version.

  • This challenge now uses the new PPCG rules about language choice: you can use a language, or a language interpreter, even if it's newer than the question. However, you may not use a language/interpreter that's newer than the question if a) the language was designed for the purpose of polyglotting or b) the language was inspired by this question. (So newly designed practical programming languages are almost certainly going to be OK, as are unrelated esolangs, but things like A Pear Tree, which was inspired by this question, are banned.) Note that this doesn't change the validity of languages designed for polyglotting that are older than this question.

  • Note that the victory condition (see below) is designed so that breaking the chain (i.e. making it impossible for anyone else to answer after you via the use of a language that is hard to polyglot with further languages) will disqualify you from winning. The aim is to keep going as long as we can, and if you want to win, you'll have to respect that.

Answer format

As all the answers depend on each other, having a consistent answer format is going to be helpful. I recommend formatting your answer something like this (this is an example for the second link in the chain):

2. JavaScript, 40 bytes

(program goes here)

This program prints 1 in Python 3, and 2 in JavaScript.

(if you want to explain the program, the polyglotting techniques, etc., place them here)

Victory condition

Once there have been no new answers for 14 days, the winner will be whoever posted the second newest answer, i.e. the largest polyglot that's been proven not to have broken the chain. Extending the chain after that is still very welcome, though!

The winner is Chance, see answer 194 (TemplAt).

Language list

// This snippet is based on the snippet from hello world thread https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/55422/hello-world
// It was tested only in Google Chrome

// https://stackoverflow.com/a/4673436
if (!String.prototype.format) {
  String.prototype.format = function() {
    var args = arguments;
    return this.replace(/{(\d+)}/g, (match, number) => (typeof args[number] != 'undefined' ? args[number] : match) );
  };
}

var QUESTION_ID = 102370; // from the question url
var ANSWER_FILTER = "!t)IWYnsLAZle2tQ3KqrVveCRJfxcRLe";

function answersUrl(index) {
  return "https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/" +  QUESTION_ID + "/answers?page=" + index + "&pagesize=100&order=desc&sort=creation&site=codegolf&filter=" + ANSWER_FILTER;
}

var answers = [], answer_page = 1;

function getAnswers() {
  jQuery.ajax({
    url: answersUrl(answer_page++),
    method: "get",
    dataType: "jsonp",
    crossDomain: true,
    success: function (data) {
      answers.push.apply(answers, data.items);
      if (data.has_more) { $('#status').text($('#status').text() + '.'); getAnswers(); }
      else process();
    },
    // [Documentation](http://api.jquery.com/jquery.ajax/) states that `error` handler is not called for cross-domain JSONP requests, 
    // but it works here, probably because api.stackexchange.com and codegolf.stackexchange.com are on the same domain.
    error:  function (a,b,c) { 
      $('#status').text( "Failed to load answers: " + b + " " + c );
      console.log( b + " " + c );
    },
  });
}

getAnswers();

// https://stackoverflow.com/questions/6290442/html-input-type-text-onchange-event-not-working/39834997#39834997
// https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/HTMLElement/input_event
const input = document.querySelector('input');
input.addEventListener('input', onSearchInput);

function onSearchInput(e)
{
    var table = document.getElementsByTagName("table")[0];
    var str = e.srcElement.value.toLowerCase();
    var num_results = 0;

    if(str == "") // optimization for empty input
    {
        // show all rows
        for(var i = 1, row; row = table.rows[i]; i++)
        {
            row.className = "";
            num_results++;
        }
    }
    else
    {
        for(var i = 1, row; row = table.rows[i]; i++)
        {
            var hidden = row.innerText.toLowerCase().indexOf(str) == -1;
            if(!hidden) num_results++;
            row.className = hidden ? "hidden" : "";
        }
    }
    document.getElementById("results").innerText = "Results: " + num_results;
}


/* Function ParseHeader() extracts answer number, language name and size of polyglot from answer header.
   Argument: `header` - answer header string without markup, eg. "1. Python 3 (8 bytes)" or "59. Tcl, 1324 bytes".
   Retval:  object, eg. {num: 1, language: "Python 3", size: 8} or 
            null if header has wrong format
  
   There are two formats of header, new one with comma and old one with parens.
   Parsing new format only with regexp is hard because:
   - language name may contain commas,                                 eg. "51. Assembly (x64, Linux, AS), 1086 bytes"
   - there may be several sizes, of which the last one should be used, eg. "210. Haskell without MonomorphismRestriction, 10035 9977 bytes"

   There are only several answers with old format header: 1-5, 7, 12-17, 21. All of them have single size and don't have parens in language name,
   so they can be parsed with simple regexp.
   
   Algorithm: Find commas. If there are no commas parse it as old format. Otherwise parse it as new format.
   New format parsing: Let everything after last comma be `sizes`. Check if `sizes` ends with the word "bytes". If not, set size to 0.
   Take the word before "bytes" and convert it to number. Parse the rest of the header (before last comma) with regexp.
*/
function ParseHeader(header)
{
  var a = header.split(',');
  if(a.length > 1) // current format: Number "." Language "," Size+ "bytes"
  {
    // filter(s=>s) removes empty strings from array (handle multiple consecutive spaces)
    var sizes = a[a.length-1].split(" ").filter(s=>s); // " 123 100  bytes " -> ["123", "100", "bytes"]
    var size;
    if(sizes.length < 2 || sizes[sizes.length-1] != "bytes") size = 0;
    else size = +sizes[sizes.length-2];

    a.splice(a.length-1,1); // remove last element
    var match = a.join(',').match(/(\d*)\.(.*)/);
    if (!match) return null;
    return{
            num: +match[1],
            language: match[2].trim(),
            size: size,
          };
  }
  else // old format: Number "." Language "(" Size "bytes" ")"
  {
    var format = /(\d*)\.([^(]*)\((\d*)\s*bytes\)/;
    var match = header.match(format);
    if (!match) return null;
    return{
            num: +match[1],
            language: match[2].trim(),
            size: +match[3]
          };
  }
}

// 1533246057 (number of seconds since UTC 00:00 1 Jan 1970) -> "Aug 2 '18"
// other useful Date functions: toUTCString, getUTCDate, getUTCMonth, getUTCFullYear
function FormatDate(n)
{
  var date = new Date(n*1000); // takes milliseconds
  var md = date.toLocaleDateString("en-US", {timeZone:"UTC", day:"numeric", month:"short"});
  var y  = date.toLocaleDateString("en-US", {timeZone:"UTC", year:"2-digit"});
  return md + " '" + y;
}


var processed = []; // processed answers, it's called `valid` in original snippet

function ProcessAnswer(a)
{
  var body = a.body, header;

  //
  // Extract header from answer body.
  // Try find <h1> header (markdown #). If not found try find <h2> (markdown ##).
  // Extracted header contains only text, all markup is stripped.
  // For 99 language markup is later readded to language name because markup is essential for it.
  //
  var el = document.createElement('html'); // dummy element used for finding header
  el.innerHTML = body;
  var headers = el.getElementsByTagName('h1');
  if(headers.length != 0) header = headers[0].innerText;
  else {
    headers = el.getElementsByTagName('h2');
    if(headers.length != 0) header = headers[0].innerText;
    else { console.log(body); return; } // error: <h1> and <h2> not found
  }

  var info = ParseHeader(header)
  if(!info) { console.log(body); return; } // error: unrecognised header format

  if(info.num == 99 && info.language == "99") info.language = "<i>99</i>";

  processed.push({
    num:         info.num,
    language:    info.language,
    size:        info.size,
    answer_link:   a.share_link,
    user:          a.owner.display_name,
    user_link:     a.owner.link,         // `undefined` if user was deleted
    creation_date: a.creation_date,      // unix epoch (number of seconds since UTC 00:00 1 Jan 1970)
  });
}

function process()
{
  $('#status').remove();

  answers.forEach(ProcessAnswer); // answers -> processed
  
  processed.sort( (a,b)=>(a.num-b.num) ); // sort by answer number, ascending

  processed.forEach(function (a) {
    
    var date = FormatDate(a.creation_date);

    var user = a.user_link ? ('<a href="'+a.user_link+'">'+a.user+'</a>') : a.user; // redundant code, currently the only deleted user is ais523
    if(user == "user62131") user = '<a href="https://chat.stackexchange.com/users/246227/ais523">ais523</a>';

    var style = (a.num == 194) ? "background: #ccf" : ""; // 194 is winner answer

    var row = "<tr style='{0}'><td>{1}</td> <td><a href='{2}'>{3}</a></td> <td>{4}</td> <td>{5}</td> <td>{6}</td></tr>"
              .format(style, a.num, a.answer_link, a.language, a.size, user, date);

    $('#answers').append( row );
  });
}
a {text-decoration:none}
a:visited {color:#00e}

table, td, th { border: 1px solid black; }
td, th { padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; white-space: nowrap; }
tr:hover { background-color: #ff9; }
td:first-child  { text-align:center; } /* # */
td:nth-child(4) { font-style:italic; } /* author */
td:nth-child(5) { text-align:right;  } /* date */

p { margin: 8px 0px }
.hidden { display: none } /* search hides rows */
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<p>
  <span>Search: </span><input autofocus> &nbsp;<span id="results"></span>
</p>
<table class="answer-list">
  <thead>
    <tr><th>#</th> <th>Language</th> <th>Size (bytes)</th> <th>Author</th> <th>Date</th></tr>
  </thead>
  <tbody id="answers">
  
  </tbody>
</table>
<div id="status">Loading answers...</div>

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    \$\begingroup\$ For people who can see deleted posts: the Sandbox post was here. \$\endgroup\$
    – user62131
    Dec 6, 2016 at 19:00
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    \$\begingroup\$ There's no need to copy the previous program, although of course you can use it as a guide; redoing the program from scratch is likely to take longer! There's no need to permalink to answers; sorting by oldest will show all the answers in order already. \$\endgroup\$
    – user62131
    Dec 6, 2016 at 19:44
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    \$\begingroup\$ @ais523 I think what was meant was that should new answers contain try it links with the new code? \$\endgroup\$
    – Blue
    Dec 6, 2016 at 19:45
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    \$\begingroup\$ I think we need a script that takes a hex dump of the code and automatically runs it in all the languages... \$\endgroup\$
    – mbomb007
    Dec 7, 2016 at 20:05
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    \$\begingroup\$ This is the Versatile integer printer posted as a different type of challenge. (Inspiration?) The final answer (currently) would score 0.0127, only beaten by Sp3000's 30 language submission... :) \$\endgroup\$ Dec 17, 2016 at 12:11

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366. Befunge-98 (Rc/Funge-98 V2), 16128 bytes

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rSNBATWPL doesn't like :: preceded by alphanumeric character, so Haskell and Thue/Twue code was adjusted for that.

rSNBATWPL cares about (){} being balanced, this is especially important before print statement. Cases when braces are not braces: \( '(, so I added spaces in ' ) in Ruby/Python code.

rSNBATWPL code:

#}}};print{408}{{s{{\}

C code accidentally closes ) because of \(, rSNBATWPL code is placed after that to avoid dealing with (). # is for Flaks, \} is for Bracmat.

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425. Python 3.1.0, 18615 bytes

Try it online!diff

Python sources are here. Windows versions ⩽ 3.9 cannot be used because of this bug.

Based on this polyglot.

This answer adds 10 Python versions:

                       New modules

425   Python 3.1.0     importlib  tkinter.ttk                  3.1 whatsnew
426   Python 3.2.0     argparse  concurrent.futures            3.2 whatsnew

427   Python 3.3.0     faulthandler  ipaddress  lzma           3.3 whatsnew
                       unittest.mock  venv

428   Python 3.4.0     asyncio  ensurepip  enum  pathlib       3.4 whatsnew
                       selectors  statistics  tracemalloc

429   Python 3.5.0     typing  zipapp                          3.5 whatsnew
430   Python 3.6.0     secrets                                 3.6 whatsnew

431   Python 3.7.0     contextvars  dataclasses                3.7 whatsnew
                       importlib.resources

432   Python 3.8.0     importlib.metadata                      3.8 whatsnew
433   Python 3.9.0     zoneinfo  graphlib                      3.9 whatsnew

---   Python 3.10.0    ---                                     3.10 whatsnew
434   Python 3.11.0    tomllib  wsgiref.types                  3.11 whatsnew

---   Python 3.12.0    ---                                     3.12 whatsnew

Answer #1 is now considered to be Python 3.0.0.
#431 3.7.0 is tested on TIO with 3.7.4
#432 3.8.0 is tested on TIO with 3.8.0b4

The code is on line 21 (with CRs as newlines):

try:eval("2?2");print(349)
except:
 a=9;b=2;import inspect;e=not inspect.isfunction(lambda:2)and 395or-a is-a and+391or'𒁁'=='-'and 241or-b is-b and+1or 394;s=2-2
 if~-e:print(e)  # if e!=1
 else:
  try:
   for(m)in'importlib/argparse/venv/enum/zipapp/secrets/contextvars/importlib.metadata/zoneinfo/tomllib/'.split("/"):__import__(m);s+=1
  except:print(s and+424+s or+1)
exit(0)
('/') 🡒 ("/")  rSNBATWPL, alt: ('/' )
n 🡒 e    psPILOT
i 🡒 s    alphuck (golf)
0 🡒 2-2  Whirl

for m  🡒  for(m)
s and 424+s or 1  🡒  s and+424+s or+1
import inspect;a=9;b=2;  🡒  a=9;b=2;import inspect;   Moorhens

spaces at the ends of some lines are for css-script

lzma 🡒 venv  because lzma module compilation fails on my machine in all Python versions

Nial fix: # on lines 43 and 51.

There are now 12 CRs on line 21 instead of 5, so ><> code needed adjustment. ><> code doesn't break Affine Mess because there are even number of n, f and e outside of 11..11 comment.

PowerShell here-string @'..'@ starts right after PowerShell/PHP code now, so Python 3 code is hidden inside of it.

Relevant for this answer languages that consider CR a newline: PowerShell, PHP, Python3, Tcl, psPILOT, css-script, SSL, ><> (official interpreter).
Note: gnuplot, Pyxplot and Make don't consider CR a newline.

As it turns out, we rely on some weird Python2 bug. Python2 treats CR as newline (like Python3, unlike Python1), but the # coding = utf8 declaration used in polyglot stops this behavior. utf-8 doesn't have this effect. I discovered this at the last minute, so for now polyglot still relies on this behavior – Python2 code is together with Python1, Ruby and Perl as before.

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450. Python 2 (Jython), 18950 bytes

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Like PyPy and IronPython, Jython is separated using identities of numbers (try it):

#                     when -n is -n?
1    CPython3         -256 ⩽ n ⩽ 5
391  PyPy3            always
394  IronPython3      never
450  Jython2          -899 ⩽ n ⩽ 100

Cutoff numbers used are a=222;b=9;p=2; for PyPy3, Jython2 and CPython3 respectively.

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257. HTML+JavaScript (Chrome), 11930 bytes

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>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
>x=0;y#a=subtract 0b1206;x#a=174;h b=b^x;r=pure ;l a=length$show a;b1206|let _._=x;negate _=3=[246,0,0,0,0,232,222,209,210,128,206,207,214,211,212,217]!!(l("  ",0x0.1,1e1,(0`id`),toEnum 0::Num a=>Enum a=>a)+2*l(do a<-Const[1];pure a,h pi,h(0::Real a=>a))- (-q?6+50) );q _=r$(d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$f 0$f 2 64;f=  (^);instance Num(  );(!)=seq
>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$sum[0 !61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<"Z>"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
#{
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#:   /          
 \?       -/!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<>^+++++<\>+++.-.
rebol[ ]print 223;red[ ]print 221
#s{
endif
#<<<# /<+> /\
"""#"; print(85)
#:    ~#class C{function:Main  (a:String[])~Nil{83->Print( #~ +/.---.>_/~#);}}
#endcomment K`250
#nocomment outtext("155")
#ce` pS9^7^8^MUOUOF @0:8:8               \@,,1'1'< @125iRE
# | o51~nJ     ;#;#:p'34'3               \=#x=4;  print(1>>-1<2 ? 17 : Inf16-0|>sizeof>2 ? 162 : √4x<8 ? 201 : 225+2>>1*2)#p⟫try {EVAL 'say 「27」;exit'};say 237#⟫say 167#{{p{{}}}}say 235#]#print(47)#]#echo 21#>/#print(171)#s-#print 175#s|# print(208)#sCOprint("65")#9#
#8M`|  <esc>dggi2<esc>//                 $:~-<~-< ~-<<<~-!`=>$/ass#
# 9//  >>END-IF*>>>* #
# '>+ /' 25  +--[};] ppppppeeee*n*n*n*es*s*s*ee*n^*n*n*e*sss*e*n*n*n*ee*s*   <e 5>1  *///∙226p\)|_|_Q222999612#

Try it online!

(switched back to static TIO link because Run code snippet button just shows 257 now)

I tested this answer in Google Chrome 75. Polyglot file must have .html or .htm extension.
The idea to add HTML came from this polyglot.

Main code is on line 149:

<script>document.body.innerHTML=257</script>

When browser encounters <script> tag without attributes it pauses document parsing, executes the script, and resumes parsing (see the diagram here). Then a question arises: why resulting page does not contain all the junk below line 149? – I don't know, but it looks like <Wr#> tag accidentally opened in Zilog Z80 code on line 2 plays some role in this behavior. Anyway, all the browsers I tried work the same with the polyglot, so I am pretty sure it is standard behavior, I just couldn't find it in HTML spec. I tried Google Chrome 75 (most recent stable version), Mozilla Firefox 59, Opera 11.64 (Presto-based) and Internet Explorer 11 (all these browsers have different engines).

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258. HTML+CSS, no JS (Chrome), 11990 bytes

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\begin{code}  
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␉
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-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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literally, print 249
<script>document.body.innerHTML=257</script><style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}</style>
<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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out &56 &1
out &50 &1
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Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
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7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
5 TEACH
6 YELL
6 YELL
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
#define u "e"//"
const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""j c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""J c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""JJHajyurbgbgggggggb____o""IJHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Je""JH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
typedef int known,macro;int x=! '(',y[60];macro m( ){0;}int f(int a,...    ){y[x=0]=x=72;printf("\x25i",!m?195:!a?124+x:sizeof' '-1?(1&*z(N)?234:"\??-"[1]?218:67^*u""):*u""?37:z (0'0  0'0 )[7]?75:"\??-"[1]?77+a/2:77);}__attribute__((weak))int main(){known y;int i;f(x,x=sizeof y );x=1;return 0;}__attribute__ ((destructor) )int g (){x?0:puts("198");}//())*/
#1""/*/
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When this program starts:
There is a scribe called x
x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
>x=0;y#a=subtract 0b1206;x#a=174;h b=b^x;r=pure ;l a=length$show a;b1206|let _._=x;negate _=3=[246,0,0,0,0,232,222,209,210,128,206,207,214,211,212,217]!!(l("  ",0x0.1,1e1,(0`id`),toEnum 0::Num a=>Enum a=>a)+2*l(do a<-Const[1];pure a,h pi,h(0::Real a=>a))- (-q?6+50) );q _=r$(d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$f 0$f 2 64;f=  (^);instance Num(  );(!)=seq
>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$sum[0 !61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<"Z>"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
#{
}{}<>           K yya+-        &  g+$
 /._++.._# !._++.-.>@    A=AgRA;       AC
#:   /          
 \?       -/!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<>^+++++<\>+++.-.
rebol[ ]print 223;red[ ]print 221
#s{
endif
#<<<# /<+> /\
"""#"; print(85)
#:    ~#class C{function:Main  (a:String[])~Nil{83->Print( #~ +/.---.>_/~#);}}
#endcomment K`250
#nocomment outtext("155")
#ce` pS9^7^8^MUOUOF @0:8:8               \@,,1'1'< @125iRE
# | o51~nJ     ;#;#:p'34'3               \=#x=4;  print(1>>-1<2 ? 17 : Inf16-0|>sizeof>2 ? 162 : √4x<8 ? 201 : 225+2>>1*2)#p⟫try {EVAL 'say 「27」;exit'};say 237#⟫say 167#{{p{{}}}}say 235#]#print(47)#]#echo 21#>/#print(171)#s-#print 175#s|# print(208)#sCOprint("65")#9#
#8M`|  <esc>dggi2<esc>//                 $:~-<~-< ~-<<<~-!`=>$/ass#
# 9//  >>END-IF*>>>* #
# '>+ /' 25  +--[};] ppppppeeee*n*n*n*es*s*s*ee*n^*n*n*e*sss*e*n*n*n*ee*s*   <e 5>1  *///∙226p\)|_|_Q222999612#

Try it online!

I tested this answer in Google Chrome 75 with disabled JavaScript.
JS can be disabled for all pages at chrome://settings/content/javascript or for one page in DevTools: F12, Ctrl+Shift+P, j → Disable JavaScript (JS will be disabled as long as DevTools is open).
Quick Javascript Switcher extension doesn't work with local files. Command line option --disable-javascript is no longer available.

Main code is on line 149:

<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}</style>

When JavaScript is disabled, <style> hides body and inserts pseudo-element with content 258 after last html child, that is, after body.
When JavaScript is enabled, <style> is vanished with its parent <wr#>, see previous answer.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ HTML was always something I wanted to try because I knew browsers are so forgiving, but I didn't think to use Javascript or CSS to display stuff \$\endgroup\$
    – Potato44
    Jul 25, 2019 at 21:36
  • \$\begingroup\$ @Potato44 That mauke polyglot turned out to be very useful – it inspired addition of Haskell and HTML, which have so many variants. Maybe Wheat Wizard got the idea of adding different Haskell flavors from that polyglot as well. \$\endgroup\$
    – stasoid
    Jul 27, 2019 at 8:40
2
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259. HTML+JavaScript (Firefox), 12030 bytes

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open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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~~~ 
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out &56 &1
out &50 &1
Take Northern Line to Tooting Bec
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
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7 BOND
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6 YELL
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#if 0
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#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
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>;
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>;
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 console.log 178;
 
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#if 0
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p;
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#endif
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#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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I tested this answer in Mozilla Firefox 59.

I used Firefox detection code from this gist:

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260. HTML+CSS, no JS (IE11), 12100 bytes

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#  \
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p now 70 dollar off!
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###;{a='//'}={a:null};console.log a&&39||180;\
__DATA__=""" " 
#  \
__END__
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ifdef x 
#  
#  
#  
#  
# *#p 173#* //:
p now 70 dollar off!
p has been selling out worldwide!
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% #>*****[[[[828+*+@+*99]]]]*****<
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#  +
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#  + *
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>> Output 1
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\begin{code}  
{- ;  ␉␉␉␉ 
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open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
out &49 &1
out &56 &1
out &50 &1
Take Northern Line to Tooting Bec
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
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5 TEACH
6 YELL
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😇♈💜  |/0011 | X X   XXXXXXX
😊♉♈   |/0010 | X
😊📢♈  |/0011 | 
😈♈💜  |/0001 | 
😊📢♈  |/$0011| 
😇♉💞  +------+ 
😊📢♉🐸⠀⢃⠛⠋  
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#-5,A,-1                               #
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1 \+* x    +  +  x    +   +   *
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x +   ++ xx  ++ ++     +
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#  +
+ *   +
#  + *
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  +  +$$$
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   +   +;*
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#  
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(exit )  
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>{-<<<<<  
> 176
>> Output 1
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\begin{code}  
{- ;  ␉␉␉␉ 
␉
 ␉  



-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
# {{{ {{{ {{{ {{
#!ZZt >>END-IF
#xxxh  program-id.h.procedure
#xxxg  DIVISION.DISPLAY 230.
#}}}f >>IF 2>2
#}}}e OOO
 xxxd 231
#xx}c uuu
#}}}b
#x}xa
ppppppppppppp;ppppppppp
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literally, print 249
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<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
out &49 &1
out &56 &1
out &50 &1
Take Northern Line to Tooting Bec
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
5 TEACH
6 YELL
6 YELL
#  ;
set ! 57
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
#define u "e"//"
const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""j c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""J c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""JJHajyurbgbgggggggb____o""IJHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Je""JH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
typedef int known,macro;int x=! '(',y[60];macro m( ){0;}int f(int a,...    ){y[x=0]=x=72;printf("\x25i",!m?195:!a?124+x:sizeof' '-1?(1&*z(N)?234:"\??-"[1]?218:67^*u""):*u""?37:z (0'0  0'0 )[7]?75:"\??-"[1]?77+a/2:77);}__attribute__((weak) )int main(){known y;int i;f(x,x=sizeof y );x=1;return 0;}__attribute__ ((destructor) )int g (){x?0:puts("198");}//())*/
#1""/*/
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When this program starts:
There is a scribe called x
x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTZ-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num (a->b);instance Num();instance K Float;instance Show(Q a)where{show _=""};f=(^);q _=r$ (d.B  )?4;d(B _ )=r$ f 0$ f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->a};g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
>x=0;y#a=subtract 0b1206;x#a=174;h b=b^x;r=pure ;l a=length$ show a;forall=0;z|(∀)<-5=forall;b1206|let _._=x;negate _=3=[246,264,0,263,261,232,222,209,210,128,206,207,214,211,212,217]!!(l("  ",0x0.1,1e1,(0`id`),k(0::Float),toEnum 0::Num a=>Enum a=>a)+2*l(do a<-Const[1];pure a,h pi,h(0::Real a=>a))- 3*(l$(pure$TupE[]::ExpQ) )-(-q?6+70+z)); (!)=seq
>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$ sum[0 !61,{-_-}last$ 172:[u$ [-1]!!0|g<">"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#:   /          
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rebol[ ]print 223;red[ ]print 221
#s{
endif
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"""#"; print(85)
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This answer is based on mauke's code adjusted for polyglot by Ørjan Johansen (test it):

class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->a}
instance K Float
l a=length$ show a
main=print$ l$ k(0::Float)

Test all GHC extensions on TIO.

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\begin{code}  
{- ;  ␉␉␉␉ 
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-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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out &50 &1
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
#define u "e"//"
const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""j c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""J c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""JJHajyurbgbgggggggb____o""IJHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Je""JH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
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#1""/*/
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When this program starts:
There is a scribe called x
x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTZ-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);instance Num();instance K Float;instance Show(Q a )where{show _=""};f=(^);l a=length$ show a;q _=r$ (d.B )?4;d(B _)=r$ f 0$ f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->a};g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
>x=0;y#a=subtract 0b1206;x#a=174;h b=b^x;r=pure ;forall=0;z|(∀)<-5=forall;b1206|let _._=x;negate _=3=[246,264,0,263,261,232,222,209,210,128,206,207,214,211,212,217]!!(l("  ",0x0.1,1e1,(0`id`),k(0::Float),toEnum 0::Num a=>Enum a=>a)+2*l(do a<-Const[1];pure a,h pi,h(0::Real a=>a))- 3*(l$(pure$TupE[]::ExpQ))-(-q?6+70+z));(!)=seq
>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$ sum[0!61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<">"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
#{
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 /._++.._# !._++.-.>@    A=AgRA;       AC
#:   /          
 \?       -/!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<>^+++++<\>+++.-.
rebol[ ]print 223;red[ ]print 221
#s{
endif
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Try it online!

I downloaded Netscape Navigator 9 from oldversion.com.
JS can be disabled in Tools > Options > Content > Enable JavaScript.

Navigator 9 is based on Firefox 2, so media query hack for Firefox ≤ 3 can be used:

@media \0 all {}

Code in polyglot:

<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}@media screen and (min-width:0\0){html:after{content:"260"}}@media \0 all{html:after{content:"266"}}</style>
\$\endgroup\$
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267. HTML+JavaScript (Opera 9.64), 12500 bytes

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<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}@media \0 all{html:after{content:"266"}}@media screen and (min-width:0\0){html:after{content:"260"}}</style>
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~~~ 
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Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
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7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTZ-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad  (Const a )where _>>=_=mempty
>instance K Float;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance Num(a->b);instance Num();instance Show(Q a )where{show _=""};f=(^);q _=r$ (d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$0`f`f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k _=show$  (id::a->a)pi};g=[here|here<-""]--[|]
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>;
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#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
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#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
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#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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"""#"; print(85)
#:    ~#class C{function:Main  (a:String[])~Nil{83->Print( #~ +/.---.>_/~#);}}
#endcomment K`250
#nocomment outtext("155")
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Try it online!

I downloaded Opera 9.64 from oldversion.com.

This answer is based on JS hack for Opera ≤ 9.64:

var isOpera = /^function \(/.test([].sort);
             ""+[].sort
Chrome 75:   "function sort() { [native code] }"
Firefox 59:  "function sort() {\n    [native code]\n}"
IE6/11:      "\nfunction sort() {\n    [native code]\n}\n"
Opera 9.64:  "function () { [native code] }"

So Opera 9.64 can be separated with !/r/.test([].sort). After that Chrome can be separated with !/\n/.test([].sort). After that Firefox can be separated with !/^\n/.test([].sort).
These Chrome and Firefox tests are shorter than former ones. Still need documentMode to separate IE6 from IE11.

Code in polyglot:

<script>onload=function(  ){d=document;f=[].sort;d.body.style.display='block';d.body.innerHTML=!/r/.test(f)?267:!/\n/.test  (f )?257:!/^\n/.test(f)?259:d.documentMode?262:265}</script>

Spaces on line 149 are for Retina.

Haskell golf by Ørjan:

  • r$ f 0$ f 2 64r$0`f`f 2 64
  • k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->ak _=show$ (id::a->a)pi
\$\endgroup\$
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  • \$\begingroup\$ k=pure$ show(f pi) can be k _=show(f pi), or perhaps even k _=show$ (id::a->a)pi, inlining f. \$\endgroup\$ Aug 3, 2019 at 1:20
  • \$\begingroup\$ @ØrjanJohansen Thank you, that works. \$\endgroup\$
    – stasoid
    Aug 3, 2019 at 2:57
  • \$\begingroup\$ I thought I was close to adding GNU Pascal, but as it turns out clang, unlike gcc, doesn't allow garbage at the end of GNU line directive: try it online. What a bummer. I also tried // (GNU Pascal supports it): #1"..."3 4//..., but it breaks Befunge-93 (division by zero at second /, can't be avoided). Both clang and gcc allow garbage at the end of standard #line directive, but COBOL prevents using it on the first line. \$\endgroup\$
    – stasoid
    Aug 3, 2019 at 3:23
  • \$\begingroup\$ Bonus link: format of GNU line directive. \$\endgroup\$
    – stasoid
    Aug 3, 2019 at 3:24
  • \$\begingroup\$ It seems like you might leave out the 4, in which case you could get Befunge to divide the ASCII code of the last character in the string by 3, avoiding zero. \$\endgroup\$ Aug 3, 2019 at 4:27
2
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTX-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad  (Const a )where _>>=_=mempty
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