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This is an challenge in which each answer builds on the previous answer. I recommend sorting the thread by "oldest" in order to be sure about the order in which the posts are made.

Note: This has become quite a long-lasting challenge, and posting new answers is fairly difficult. As such, there's now a chat room available for this challenge, in case you want advice on a particular part of a potential answer, have ideas for languages that could be added, or the like. Feel free to drop in if you have anything to ask or say!

The task

The nth program to be submitted must run in n different languages; specifically, all the languages added in previous programs to be submitted, plus one more. The program must output 1 when run in the first language used in answers to this question, 2 when run in the second language, and so on. For example, the first answer could print 1 when run in Python 3, and the second answer could output 1 when run in Python 3 and 2 when run in JavaScript; in this case, the third answer would have to output 1 when run in Python 3, 2 when run in JavaScript, and 3 when run in some other language.

Additional rules

  • Your program must run without erroring out or crashing. Warnings (and other stderr output) are acceptable, but the program must exit normally (e.g. by running off the end of the program, or via a command such as exit that performs normal program termination).

  • The output must be only the integer, but trailing newlines are OK. Other unavoidable stdout output is also allowed. Examples: interpreter name and version in Befunge-93, space after printed string in Zephyr. Some languages provide two methods of printing – with and without trailing space; in this case method without trailing space must be used.

  • Each answer must be no more than 20% or 20 bytes (whichever is larger) longer than the previous answer. (This is to prevent the use of languages like Lenguage spamming up the thread, and to encourage at least a minor amount of golfing.)

  • Using different versions of the same language is allowed (although obviously they'll have to print different numbers, so you'll need to fit a version check into the polyglot). However, you may not use a language feature that returns the language's version number. Repeating the exact same language is, obviously, impossible (as the program would have to deterministically print one of two different numbers).
  • Tricks like excessive comment abuse, despite being banned in some polyglot competitions, are just fine here.
  • You don't have to use the previous answers as a guide to writing your own (you can rewrite the whole program if you like, as long as it complies with the spec); however, basing your answer mostly on a previous answer is allowed and probably the easiest way to make a solution.
  • You cannot submit two answers in a row. Let someone else post in between. This rule applies until victory condition is met.
  • As this challenge requires other competitors to post in the same languages you are, you can only use languages with a free implementation (much as though this were a contest).
  • In the case where a language has more than one interpreter, you can pick any interpreter for any given language so long as all programs which are meant to run successfully in that language do so in that interpreter. (In other words, if a program works in more than one interpreter, future posts can pick either of those interpreters, rather than a post "locking in" a particular choice of interpreter for a language.)
  • This challenge now uses the new PPCG rules about language choice: you can use a language, or a language interpreter, even if it's newer than the question. However, you may not use a language/interpreter that's newer than the question if a) the language was designed for the purpose of polyglotting or b) the language was inspired by this question. (So newly designed practical programming languages are almost certainly going to be OK, as are unrelated esolangs, but things like A Pear Tree, which was inspired by this question, are banned.) Note that this doesn't change the validity of languages designed for polyglotting that are older than this question.
  • Note that the victory condition (see below) is designed so that breaking the chain (i.e. making it impossible for anyone else to answer after you via the use of a language that is hard to polyglot with further languages) will disqualify you from winning. The aim is to keep going as long as we can, and if you want to win, you'll have to respect that.

Answer format

As all the answers depend on each other, having a consistent answer format is going to be helpful. I recommend formatting your answer something like this (this is an example for the second link in the chain):

2. JavaScript, 40 bytes

(program goes here)

This program prints 1 in Python 3, and 2 in JavaScript.

(if you want to explain the program, the polyglotting techniques, etc., place them here)

Victory condition

Once there have been no new answers for 14 days, the winner will be whoever posted the second newest answer, i.e. the largest polyglot that's been proven not to have broken the chain. Extending the chain after that is still very welcome, though!

The winner is Chance, see answer 194 (TemplAt).

Language list

// This snippet is based on the snippet from hello world thread https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/55422/hello-world
// It was tested only in Google Chrome

// https://stackoverflow.com/a/4673436
if (!String.prototype.format) {
  String.prototype.format = function() {
    var args = arguments;
    return this.replace(/{(\d+)}/g, (match, number) => (typeof args[number] != 'undefined' ? args[number] : match) );
  };
}

var QUESTION_ID = 102370; // from the question url
var ANSWER_FILTER = "!t)IWYnsLAZle2tQ3KqrVveCRJfxcRLe";

function answersUrl(index) {
  return "https://api.stackexchange.com/2.2/questions/" +  QUESTION_ID + "/answers?page=" + index + "&pagesize=100&order=desc&sort=creation&site=codegolf&filter=" + ANSWER_FILTER;
}

var answers = [], answer_page = 1;

function getAnswers() {
  jQuery.ajax({
    url: answersUrl(answer_page++),
    method: "get",
    dataType: "jsonp",
    crossDomain: true,
    success: function (data) {
      answers.push.apply(answers, data.items);
      if (data.has_more) { $('#status').text($('#status').text() + '.'); getAnswers(); }
      else process();
    },
    // [Documentation](http://api.jquery.com/jquery.ajax/) states that `error` handler is not called for cross-domain JSONP requests, 
    // but it works here, probably because api.stackexchange.com and codegolf.stackexchange.com are on the same domain.
    error:  function (a,b,c) { 
      $('#status').text( "Failed to load answers: " + b + " " + c );
      console.log( b + " " + c );
    },
  });
}

getAnswers();

// https://stackoverflow.com/questions/6290442/html-input-type-text-onchange-event-not-working/39834997#39834997
// https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/HTMLElement/input_event
const input = document.querySelector('input');
input.addEventListener('input', onSearchInput);

function onSearchInput(e)
{
    var table = document.getElementsByTagName("table")[0];
    var str = e.srcElement.value.toLowerCase();
    var num_results = 0;

    if(str == "") // optimization for empty input
    {
        // show all rows
        for(var i = 1, row; row = table.rows[i]; i++)
        {
            row.className = "";
            num_results++;
        }
    }
    else
    {
        for(var i = 1, row; row = table.rows[i]; i++)
        {
            var hidden = row.innerText.toLowerCase().indexOf(str) == -1;
            if(!hidden) num_results++;
            row.className = hidden ? "hidden" : "";
        }
    }
    document.getElementById("results").innerText = "Results: " + num_results;
}


/* Function ParseHeader() extracts answer number, language name and size of polyglot from answer header.
   Argument: `header` - answer header string without markup, eg. "1. Python 3 (8 bytes)" or "59. Tcl, 1324 bytes".
   Retval:  object, eg. {num: 1, language: "Python 3", size: 8} or 
            null if header has wrong format
  
   There are two formats of header, new one with comma and old one with parens.
   Parsing new format only with regexp is hard because:
   - language name may contain commas,                                 eg. "51. Assembly (x64, Linux, AS), 1086 bytes"
   - there may be several sizes, of which the last one should be used, eg. "210. Haskell without MonomorphismRestriction, 10035 9977 bytes"

   There are only several answers with old format header: 1-5, 7, 12-17, 21. All of them have single size and don't have parens in language name,
   so they can be parsed with simple regexp.
   
   Algorithm: Find commas. If there are no commas parse it as old format. Otherwise parse it as new format.
   New format parsing: Let everything after last comma be `sizes`. Check if `sizes` ends with the word "bytes". If not, set size to 0.
   Take the word before "bytes" and convert it to number. Parse the rest of the header (before last comma) with regexp.
*/
function ParseHeader(header)
{
  var a = header.split(',');
  if(a.length > 1) // current format: Number "." Language "," Size+ "bytes"
  {
    // filter(s=>s) removes empty strings from array (handle multiple consecutive spaces)
    var sizes = a[a.length-1].split(" ").filter(s=>s); // " 123 100  bytes " -> ["123", "100", "bytes"]
    var size;
    if(sizes.length < 2 || sizes[sizes.length-1] != "bytes") size = 0;
    else size = +sizes[sizes.length-2];

    a.splice(a.length-1,1); // remove last element
    var match = a.join(',').match(/(\d*)\.(.*)/);
    if (!match) return null;
    return{
            num: +match[1],
            language: match[2].trim(),
            size: size,
          };
  }
  else // old format: Number "." Language "(" Size "bytes" ")"
  {
    var format = /(\d*)\.([^(]*)\((\d*)\s*bytes\)/;
    var match = header.match(format);
    if (!match) return null;
    return{
            num: +match[1],
            language: match[2].trim(),
            size: +match[3]
          };
  }
}

// 1533246057 (number of seconds since UTC 00:00 1 Jan 1970) -> "Aug 2 '18"
// other useful Date functions: toUTCString, getUTCDate, getUTCMonth, getUTCFullYear
function FormatDate(n)
{
  var date = new Date(n*1000); // takes milliseconds
  var md = date.toLocaleDateString("en-US", {timeZone:"UTC", day:"numeric", month:"short"});
  var y  = date.toLocaleDateString("en-US", {timeZone:"UTC", year:"2-digit"});
  return md + " '" + y;
}


var processed = []; // processed answers, it's called `valid` in original snippet

function ProcessAnswer(a)
{
  var body = a.body, header;

  //
  // Extract header from answer body.
  // Try find <h1> header (markdown #). If not found try find <h2> (markdown ##).
  // Extracted header contains only text, all markup is stripped.
  // For 99 language markup is later readded to language name because markup is essential for it.
  //
  var el = document.createElement('html'); // dummy element used for finding header
  el.innerHTML = body;
  var headers = el.getElementsByTagName('h1');
  if(headers.length != 0) header = headers[0].innerText;
  else {
    headers = el.getElementsByTagName('h2');
    if(headers.length != 0) header = headers[0].innerText;
    else { console.log(body); return; } // error: <h1> and <h2> not found
  }

  var info = ParseHeader(header)
  if(!info) { console.log(body); return; } // error: unrecognised header format

  if(info.num == 99 && info.language == "99") info.language = "<i>99</i>";

  processed.push({
    num:         info.num,
    language:    info.language,
    size:        info.size,
    answer_link:   a.share_link,
    user:          a.owner.display_name,
    user_link:     a.owner.link,         // `undefined` if user was deleted
    creation_date: a.creation_date,      // unix epoch (number of seconds since UTC 00:00 1 Jan 1970)
  });
}

function process()
{
  $('#status').remove();

  answers.forEach(ProcessAnswer); // answers -> processed
  
  processed.sort( (a,b)=>(a.num-b.num) ); // sort by answer number, ascending

  processed.forEach(function (a) {
    
    var date = FormatDate(a.creation_date);

    var user = a.user_link ? ('<a href="'+a.user_link+'">'+a.user+'</a>') : a.user; // redundant code, currently the only deleted user is ais523
    if(user == "user62131") user = '<a href="https://chat.stackexchange.com/users/246227/ais523">ais523</a>';

    var style = (a.num == 194) ? "background: #ccf" : ""; // 194 is winner answer

    var row = "<tr style='{0}'><td>{1}</td> <td><a href='{2}'>{3}</a></td> <td>{4}</td> <td>{5}</td> <td>{6}</td></tr>"
              .format(style, a.num, a.answer_link, a.language, a.size, user, date);

    $('#answers').append( row );
  });
}
a {text-decoration:none}
a:visited {color:#00e}

table, td, th { border: 1px solid black; }
td, th { padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; white-space: nowrap; }
tr:hover { background-color: #ff9; }
td:first-child  { text-align:center; } /* # */
td:nth-child(4) { font-style:italic; } /* author */
td:nth-child(5) { text-align:right;  } /* date */

p { margin: 8px 0px }
.hidden { display: none } /* search hides rows */
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<p>
  <span>Search: </span><input autofocus> &nbsp;<span id="results"></span>
</p>
<table class="answer-list">
  <thead>
    <tr><th>#</th> <th>Language</th> <th>Size (bytes)</th> <th>Author</th> <th>Date</th></tr>
  </thead>
  <tbody id="answers">
  
  </tbody>
</table>
<div id="status">Loading answers...</div>

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    \$\begingroup\$ For people who can see deleted posts: the Sandbox post was here. \$\endgroup\$ – user62131 Dec 6 '16 at 19:00
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    \$\begingroup\$ There's no need to copy the previous program, although of course you can use it as a guide; redoing the program from scratch is likely to take longer! There's no need to permalink to answers; sorting by oldest will show all the answers in order already. \$\endgroup\$ – user62131 Dec 6 '16 at 19:44
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    \$\begingroup\$ @ais523 I think what was meant was that should new answers contain try it links with the new code? \$\endgroup\$ – Blue Dec 6 '16 at 19:45
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    \$\begingroup\$ I think we need a script that takes a hex dump of the code and automatically runs it in all the languages... \$\endgroup\$ – mbomb007 Dec 7 '16 at 20:05
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    \$\begingroup\$ This is the Versatile integer printer posted as a different type of challenge. (Inspiration?) The final answer (currently) would score 0.0127, only beaten by Sp3000's 30 language submission... :) \$\endgroup\$ – Stewie Griffin Dec 17 '16 at 12:11

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main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
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7 RIGHT
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5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
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#define z(a) #a
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const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""f c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""C c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""CCHafyurbgbgggggggb____o""ICHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Ce""CH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
typedef int known,macro;int x=! '(',y[60];macro m( ){0;}int f(int a,...  ){y[x=0]=x=72;printf("\x25i",!m?195:!a?124+x:sizeof' '-1?(1&*z(N)?234:"\??-"[1]?218:67^*u""):*u""?37:z (0'0  0'0 )[7]?75:"\??-"[1]?77+a/2:77   );}__attribute__((weak))int main(){known y;int i;f(x,x=sizeof y);x=1;return 0;}__attribute__((destructor))int g(){x?0:puts("198");}//())*/
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x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTX-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad  (Const a )where _>>=_=mempty
>instance K Float;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance Num(a->b);instance Num();instance Show(Q a )where{show _=""};f=(^);q _=r$ (d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$0`f`f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k _=show$  (id::a->a)pi};g=[here|here<-""]--[|]
>;
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>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$ sum[0!61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<">"]]--} 
 
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTX-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad  (Const a )where _>>=_=mempty
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#1""/*/
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#endif//*
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p;
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#endif//*
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#}
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Befunge-97 ignores invalid instructions, like Befunge-93. This answer uses turn right command (]) to separate Befunge-97 from Befunge-93 (] is noop in Befunge-93), see Befunge-96 egaugnaL answer and Funge-97 spec.

Befunge-97 code is on line 5: >"972",,,@_.
_ is for DOBELA. Second 9 on line 5 fixes 99.

Golf: moved LMBM inside DOBELA.

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Policy-compliant Ordinary Shell is a shell maintened by debian that is designed to enforce debian policy. Being a posix-style shell it follows the same code path as the other shell languages and ends up on the long line. With the code from before this answer

a=$(printf \\x00);b=$(echo -n $a|wc -c);case $b[1] in 1)echo 54;;1*)echo 242;;4*)echo 78;;8*)echo $((9999999999999999999>0?166:244));;0*)echo 50;;*)echo 58;;esac;exit;

the same path as bash is followed.

The new code

a=$(printf \\x00);b=$(echo -n $a|wc -c);case $b[1]¢ in 1?)echo 54;;1*)echo 242;;4*)echo 78;;8*)echo $((9999999999999999999>0?166:244));;0?1??)echo 50;;0*)echo 282;;*)echo 58;;esac;exit;

changes what we apply the case construct to slightly. There is a ¢ (chosen because it is a 2-byte character) appended to the case scrutinee. The new pattern that bash matches on is 0?1??. Each ? matches a single character. The 1 was matched explicitly because Retina does not like more than 2 consecitive ?s.

posh gets the pattern that was previously used for bash: 0*. The reason posh does not follow the same path as bash is because it is unaware of utf-8, so ¢ acts like 2 characters to posh.

The pattern for zsh was changed from 1 to 1? because of the ¢.

Test the shells by themselves.

Because this answer made the long line longer adjustments needed to be made for the Kleins. More empty lines were added to keep Klein 010 working. The Klein 111 code on line 2 was shifted rightward by 10 spaces. There are 2 extra spaces at the end of this Klein code to keep What working.

Incident ended up being a pain, but in summary I didn't need to touch anything but the token breaker line and the token creation line.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ Note: I haven't checked the non-TIO languages. \$\endgroup\$ – Potato44 Feb 9 at 13:02
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    \$\begingroup\$ Nice to see you back. It's 1 year 7 months since your previous post. \$\endgroup\$ – stasoid Feb 10 at 7:54
  • \$\begingroup\$ I did not know that it has been improved. I thought it'd be stuck at 280 for longer than this! \$\endgroup\$ – PkmnQ Feb 15 at 11:41
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257. HTML+JavaScript (Chrome), 11930 bytes

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#  \
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\begin{code}  
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open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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literally, print 249
<script>document.body.innerHTML=257</script>
<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
out &49 &1
out &56 &1
out &50 &1
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Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
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6 YELL
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
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#define z(a) #a
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When this program starts:
There is a scribe called x
x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
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>;
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 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
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#if 0
p;
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#endif
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#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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#endcomment K`250
#nocomment outtext("155")
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Try it online!

(switched back to static TIO link because Run code snippet button just shows 257 now)

I tested this answer in Google Chrome 75. Polyglot file must have .html or .htm extension.
The idea to add HTML came from this polyglot.

Main code is on line 149:

<script>document.body.innerHTML=257</script>

When browser encounters <script> tag without attributes it pauses document parsing, executes the script, and resumes parsing (see the diagram here). Then a question arises: why resulting page does not contain all the junk below line 149? – I don't know, but it looks like <Wr#> tag accidentally opened in Zilog Z80 code on line 2 plays some role in this behavior. Anyway, all the browsers I tried work the same with the polyglot, so I am pretty sure it is standard behavior, I just couldn't find it in HTML spec. I tried Google Chrome 75 (most recent stable version), Mozilla Firefox 59, Opera 11.64 (Presto-based) and Internet Explorer 11 (all these browsers have different engines).

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258. HTML+CSS, no JS (Chrome), 11990 bytes

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[ '`e```.1.0.6i_]56pq['];#/\\/;print 24; exit}}  __END__/
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__DATA__=""" " 
#  \
__END__
set pr'[puts 59][exit]\'':;@echo 185 #';set pr'-';pr 89;exit#ss
ifdef x 
#  
#  
#  
#  
# *#p 173#* //:
p now 70 dollar off!
p has been selling out worldwide!
#PLACET,2<- #2FAC,2SUB#1<- #52FAC,2SUB#2<-  #32FACREADOUT,2PLEASEGIVEUPFACs
jzaeeaeueew_uuwq seee_epaeeeeeeeeeeee_ecisajjapppppp  ;vwWWWwww⠆⠄⡒⡆⡘😆😨😒😨💬95💬👥➡😻😹😸🙀🙀😹😼😿🙀🙀😼😼😸🙀🙀🙀🙀
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% #>*****[[[[828+*+@+*99]]]]*****<
% # 

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😊♉♈   |/0010 | X
😊📢♈  |/0011 | 
😈♈💜  |/0001 | 
😊📢♈  |/$0011| 
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>> Output 1
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\begin{code}  
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-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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literally, print 249
<script>document.body.innerHTML=257</script><style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}</style>
<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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out &56 &1
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Take District Line to Upminster
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Take District Line to Embankment
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7 RIGHT
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6 BOND
6 BOND
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
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#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
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const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""j c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""J c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""JJHajyurbgbgggggggb____o""IJHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Je""JH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
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>;
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 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
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#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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#:    ~#class C{function:Main  (a:String[])~Nil{83->Print( #~ +/.---.>_/~#);}}
#endcomment K`250
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Try it online!

I tested this answer in Google Chrome 75 with disabled JavaScript.
JS can be disabled for all pages at chrome://settings/content/javascript or for one page in DevTools: F12, Ctrl+Shift+P, j → Disable JavaScript (JS will be disabled as long as DevTools is open).
Quick Javascript Switcher extension doesn't work with local files. Command line option --disable-javascript is no longer available.

Main code is on line 149:

<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}</style>

When JavaScript is disabled, <style> hides body and inserts pseudo-element with content 258 after last html child, that is, after body.
When JavaScript is enabled, <style> is vanished with its parent <wr#>, see previous answer.

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  • \$\begingroup\$ HTML was always something I wanted to try because I knew browsers are so forgiving, but I didn't think to use Javascript or CSS to display stuff \$\endgroup\$ – Potato44 Jul 25 '19 at 21:36
  • \$\begingroup\$ @Potato44 That mauke polyglot turned out to be very useful – it inspired addition of Haskell and HTML, which have so many variants. Maybe Wheat Wizard got the idea of adding different Haskell flavors from that polyglot as well. \$\endgroup\$ – stasoid Jul 27 '19 at 8:40
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###;{a='//'}={a:null};console.log a&&39||180;\
__DATA__=""" " 
#  \
__END__
set pr'[puts 59][exit]\'':;@echo 185 #';set pr'-';pr 89;exit#ss
ifdef x 
#  
#  
#  
#  
# *#p 173#* //:
p now 70 dollar off!
p has been selling out worldwide!
#PLACET,2<- #2FAC,2SUB#1<- #52FAC,2SUB#2<-  #32FACREADOUT,2PLEASEGIVEUPFACs
jzaeeaeueew_uuwq seee_epaeeeeeeeeeeee_ecisajjapppppp  ;vwWWWwww⠆⠄⡒⡆⡘😆😨😒😨💬95💬👥➡😻😹😸🙀🙀😹😼😿🙀🙀😼😼😸🙀🙀🙀🙀
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write 224;Bye ;   %x:
% #>*****[[[[828+*+@+*99]]]]*****<
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(exit )  
#ceppp  
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>> Output 1
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\begin{code}  
{- ;  ␉␉␉␉ 
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-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
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<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
out &49 &1
out &56 &1
out &50 &1
Take Northern Line to Tooting Bec
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
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6 YELL
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😇♈♈  
😊♉♈   XX
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😇♈♉   |/0110@| X X  XXXXXXXXX X
😇♈💜  |/0011 | X X   XXXXXXX
😊♉♈   |/0010 | X
😊📢♈  |/0011 | 
😈♈💜  |/0001 | 
😊📢♈  |/$0011| 
😇♉💞  +------+ 
😊📢♉🐸⠀⢃⠛⠋  
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  +  +$$$
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(exit )  
#ceppp  
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#cs  
T:251  
E:0  
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You can see an x here.<<
  
>{-<<<<<  
> 176
>> Output 1
>SET x TO 120. [0]{472454523665721469465830106052219449897}         @,-1,:*b5<>␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␌␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␌␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋␋
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>l=length$show"\0";main=print$[0,0,0,233,0,146,157]!!l{-
  
\begin{code}  
{- ;  ␉␉␉␉ 
␉
 ␉  



-}
open import IO;main = run(putStr"159"  )
\end{code}
# {{{ {{{ {{{ {{
#!ZZt >>END-IF
#xxxh  program-id.h.procedure
#xxxg  DIVISION.DISPLAY 230.
#}}}f >>IF 2>2
#}}}e OOO
 xxxd 231
#xx}c uuu
#}}}b
#x}xa
ppppppppppppp;pppp
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literally, print 249
<script>document.body.innerHTML=typeof InstallTrigger=='undefined'?257:259</script><style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}@media screen and (min-width:0\0){html:after{content:"260"}}</style>
<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
out &49 &1
out &56 &1
out &50 &1
Take Northern Line to Tooting Bec
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
5 TEACH
6 YELL
6 YELL
#  ;
set ! 57
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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
#define u "e"//"
const char*i="24 10 31 1""a c #FFC0FF""B c #0000C0""d c #58007B""e c #0C8302""o c #FF8000""t c #FF00BC""u c #008080""h c #E60001""i c #CAFFFF""j c #280000""k c #CA0000""l c #CA007F""n c #330001 ""q c #E60000""A c #0040C0""E c #808000""F c #00C040""G c #008000 ""R c #800000""H c #0000AA""I c #00AA00""J c #55FFFF""K c #AAAAAA""r c red""g c green""b c blue""c c cyan""m c magenta""y c #FFFF00""x c black""_ c #FFFFFF""HHHahtdegggggggyrggggggc""IHHaixuEFbGGbggbryAEGRgc""JJHajyurbgbgggggggb____o""IJHakmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""I__almyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye""K__anmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_y_e""HH_aqggyyyyyyyyg____m_Je""JH_axxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx""K__aaaam___bbbbbBm_bbBab""K__________bbbbb___bbxbb";//"
typedef int known,macro;int x=! '(',y[60];macro m( ){0;}int f(int a,...    ){y[x=0]=x=72;printf("\x25i",!m?195:!a?124+x:sizeof' '-1?(1&*z(N)?234:"\??-"[1]?218:67^*u""):*u""?37:z (0'0  0'0 )[7]?75:"\??-"[1]?77+a/2:77);}__attribute__((weak))int main(){known y;int i;f(x,x=sizeof y );x=1;return 0;}__attribute__ ((destructor) )int g (){x?0:puts("198");}//())*/
#1""/*/
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When this program starts:
There is a scribe called x
x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num(a->b);g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
>x=0;y#a=subtract 0b1206;x#a=174;h b=b^x;r=pure ;l a=length$show a;b1206|let _._=x;negate _=3=[246,0,0,0,0,232,222,209,210,128,206,207,214,211,212,217]!!(l("  ",0x0.1,1e1,(0`id`),toEnum 0::Num a=>Enum a=>a)+2*l(do a<-Const[1];pure a,h pi,h(0::Real a=>a))- (-q?6+50) );q _=r$(d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$f 0$f 2 64;f=  (^);instance Num(  );(!)=seq
>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$sum[0 !61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<"Z>"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
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#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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Internet Explorer 11 automatically blocks JavaScript in local files and displays a prompt to enable it, so there is no need to disable JS in IE11.

To separate IE11 special media query is used (see here):

<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}@media screen and (min-width:0\0){html:after{content:"260"}}</style>

Space before ( is mandatory.

I noticed that sometimes colon doesn't need to be commented out in psPILOT (eg. line 41), so I removed // from line 28.

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#if 0
.int 2298589328,898451655,12,178790,1018168591,84934449,12597
#endif//*
#1""//*:
#include<stdio.h>
#define z(a) #a
#define u "e"//"
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When this program starts:
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x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;{-W-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a )where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$x#x
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>;
>main|let p!_=0=print$sum[0 !61,{-_-}last$172:[u$[-1]!!0|g<"Z>"]]--} 
 
 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
select 192;
#endif
p=sizeof("(\");print'(''72'')';end !");main(){puts('??-'&1?"101":"92");return 0;}
#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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264. Haskell with ScopedTypeVariables, 12400 bytes

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main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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out &56 &1
out &50 &1
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Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
5 TEACH
6 YELL
6 YELL
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x is to write 179

>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTZ-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad(Const a)where _>>=_=mempty-- <<<<<<
>instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num (a->b);instance Num();instance K Float;instance Show(Q a)where{show _=""};f=(^);q _=r$ (d.B  )?4;d(B _ )=r$ f 0$ f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->a};g=[here|here<-""]--[|] 
>;
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>;
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 console.log 178;
 
#1""/*/
#if 0
#endif//*
/*/
#if 0
p;
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#endif
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#if 0
#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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This answer is based on mauke's code adjusted for polyglot by Ørjan Johansen (test it):

class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->a}
instance K Float
l a=length$ show a
main=print$ l$ k(0::Float)

Test all GHC extensions on TIO.

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266. HTML+CSS, no JS (Navigator 9), 12540 bytes

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7 RIGHT
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Try it online!

I downloaded Netscape Navigator 9 from oldversion.com.
JS can be disabled in Tools > Options > Content > Enable JavaScript.

Navigator 9 is based on Firefox 2, so media query hack for Firefox ≤ 3 can be used:

@media \0 all {}

Code in polyglot:

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__DATA__=""" " 
#  \
__END__
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ifdef x
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# *#p 173#* //:
p now 70 dollar off!
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\end{code}
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<style>body{display:none}html:after{content:"258"}@media \0 all{html:after{content:"266"}}@media screen and (min-width:0\0){html:after{content:"260"}}</style>
<attache>Print[194]Exit[]</attache>
~~~x
main:Int
main =248
~~~ 
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Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Charing Cross
Take Northern Line to Bank
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Hammersmith
Take District Line to Upminster
Take District Line to Embankment
Take Bakerloo Line to Embankment
7 UP
Take Northern Line to Mornington Crescent
7 RIGHT
7 RIGHT
7 TEACH
6 BOND
6 BOND
6 BOND
5 RIGHT
5 LEFT
5 RIGHT
7 BOND
7 TEACH
5 TEACH
6 YELL
5 TEACH
6 YELL
6 YELL
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>import Prelude;import GHC.IO;import Data.Functor.Const;import Data.String;import Text.Heredoc;import Control.Exception;import Language.Haskell.TH;{-_vwWWQTkTTZ-}import Text.Show.Functions;instance Monoid a=>Monad  (Const a )where _>>=_=mempty
>instance K Float;instance IsString Integer where{fromString _=0};instance Num B where fromInteger _=B 170;negate _=B$ x#x
>data B=B{u::Int};e=error"#"; f?n=unsafePerformIO$ f e`catch`\ErrorCall{}->r n;instance Num(a->b);instance Num();instance Show(Q a )where{show _=""};f=(^);q _=r$ (d.B)?4;d(B _)=r$0`f`f 2 64;class(Show a,Floating a)=>K a where{k::a->String;k _=show$  (id::a->a)pi};g=[here|here<-""]--[|]
>;
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>;
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p;
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#endif//*
print 61
#}
disp 49
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#s{
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Try it online!

I downloaded Opera 9.64 from oldversion.com.

This answer is based on JS hack for Opera ≤ 9.64:

var isOpera = /^function \(/.test([].sort);
             ""+[].sort
Chrome 75:   "function sort() { [native code] }"
Firefox 59:  "function sort() {\n    [native code]\n}"
IE6/11:      "\nfunction sort() {\n    [native code]\n}\n"
Opera 9.64:  "function () { [native code] }"

So Opera 9.64 can be separated with !/r/.test([].sort). After that Chrome can be separated with !/\n/.test([].sort). After that Firefox can be separated with !/^\n/.test([].sort).
These Chrome and Firefox tests are shorter than former ones. Still need documentMode to separate IE6 from IE11.

Code in polyglot:

<script>onload=function(  ){d=document;f=[].sort;d.body.style.display='block';d.body.innerHTML=!/r/.test(f)?267:!/\n/.test  (f )?257:!/^\n/.test(f)?259:d.documentMode?262:265}</script>

Spaces on line 149 are for Retina.

Haskell golf by Ørjan:

  • r$ f 0$ f 2 64r$0`f`f 2 64
  • k=pure$ show(f pi)where f=id::a->ak _=show$ (id::a->a)pi
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  • \$\begingroup\$ k=pure$ show(f pi) can be k _=show(f pi), or perhaps even k _=show$ (id::a->a)pi, inlining f. \$\endgroup\$ – Ørjan Johansen Aug 3 '19 at 1:20
  • \$\begingroup\$ @ØrjanJohansen Thank you, that works. \$\endgroup\$ – stasoid Aug 3 '19 at 2:57
  • \$\begingroup\$ I thought I was close to adding GNU Pascal, but as it turns out clang, unlike gcc, doesn't allow garbage at the end of GNU line directive: try it online. What a bummer. I also tried // (GNU Pascal supports it): #1"..."3 4//..., but it breaks Befunge-93 (division by zero at second /, can't be avoided). Both clang and gcc allow garbage at the end of standard #line directive, but COBOL prevents using it on the first line. \$\endgroup\$ – stasoid Aug 3 '19 at 3:23
  • \$\begingroup\$ Bonus link: format of GNU line directive. \$\endgroup\$ – stasoid Aug 3 '19 at 3:24
  • \$\begingroup\$ It seems like you might leave out the 4, in which case you could get Befunge to divide the ASCII code of the last character in the string by 3, avoiding zero. \$\endgroup\$ – Ørjan Johansen Aug 3 '19 at 4:27
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